Skate Youtuber joins Slap and you won't believe what he does next...

[feedmeseymour]

I've been on this site since I was crazy young, but tried avoiding it when I became a youtuber (for obvious reasons).  Ironically, the conversations on Slap, helped push me the direction of Youtube, trolling is fun. You can blame Slap and Jenkem for my channel being what it is, haha.  Obviously it's my job now, but honestly, learned a bunch doing what I do, and dude, every one on here is talking shit constantly, you can't imagine that I feel guilty quoting you and staying on top of what's happening in skating through here.

Imagine coming on here and seeing your face on the front of a "most punchable face in skateboarding" thread, you really think i'm above then, using the content here for my benefit?  I mean... and it's not like I can monetize that instagram anyways so I'm not making money from it, just growing, and daily showcasing under-appreciated homies in skateboarding.  and who fucking said this "i have never black listed anyone from the industry, but i have read some instagram comments with great satisfaction".  Industry's wack.  Slap posts, skaters who will talk shit, and good skaters should be less anonymous.

im just disappointed when you quoted pete you didnt say "free max b" and you didnt say shalom.

shalom.

[shit_for_brains]

The thing I don't get about YouTube skaters is why are they all fucking dorks? I don't care if people film themselves because I like watching skateboarding but hey why are you all dorks?

[shingles]

The thing I don't get about YouTube skaters is why are they all fucking dorks? I don't care if people film themselves because I like watching skateboarding but hey why are you all dorks?

If you film yourself you automatically turn into a dork. Simple math

Shalom

[PatoDuck]

I hope I get quoted

[shit_for_brains]

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The thing I don't get about YouTube skaters is why are they all fucking dorks? I don't care if people film themselves because I like watching skateboarding but hey why are you all dorks?

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If you film yourself you automatically turn into a dork. Simple math

Shalom

Yes but a lesser and way way way different kind of dork. I mean the wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhat's up guys and then talking like an excited William Shatner

[shingles]

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The thing I don't get about YouTube skaters is why are they all fucking dorks? I don't care if people film themselves because I like watching skateboarding but hey why are you all dorks?

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If you film yourself you automatically turn into a dork. Simple math

Shalom

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Yes but a lesser and way way way different kind of dork. I mean the wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhat's up guys and then talking like an excited William Shatner

Hmmmm... I guess thats the result of moneyhungry person pointing a camera at himself.

Shalom

[Billy Bitchcakes]

The thing I don't get about YouTube skaters is why are they all fucking dorks? I don't care if people film themselves because I like watching skateboarding but hey why are you all dorks?

they're trying to appeal to 8 year olds. the dorks are the ones that become successful.

[shingles]

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The thing I don't get about YouTube skaters is why are they all fucking dorks? I don't care if people film themselves because I like watching skateboarding but hey why are you all dorks?

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they're trying to appeal to 8 year olds. the dorks are the ones that become successful.

and what are those called which are not successful? Just normal pedophiles?

[johnhill]

The thing I don't get about YouTube skaters is why are they all fucking dorks? I don't care if people film themselves because I like watching skateboarding but hey why are you all dorks?

haha look what we do, of course we're all dorks.  Skateboarding wasn't always "sick" either so most skaters were dorks, but yeah we're on a whole nother level. 

and who asked about money?  why is that a thing that seems like we need to confess to?  haha, it can be good, but it can be terrible, fluctuates.  You get a little more than $2 per 1000 views, so if i get 2 millions views, that's like $5k, i've literally fluctuated from getting $1k some months and $20k, that's from adsense.  A lot of youtubers will do brand deals which fluctuates even more.  You work with a tech company, super paid, lifestyle stuff is decent, then obviously skateboarding, fart noise.

and yes people have always said I had a punchable face, but being from the south, i just assumed it's because people were turned off by my slanted ass eyes. 

[shingles]

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The thing I don't get about YouTube skaters is why are they all fucking dorks? I don't care if people film themselves because I like watching skateboarding but hey why are you all dorks?

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haha look what we do, of course we're all dorks.  Skateboarding wasn't always "sick" either so most skaters were dorks, but yeah we're on a whole nother level. 

and who asked about money?  why is that a thing that seems like we need to confess to?  haha, it can be good, but it can be terrible, fluctuates.  You get a little more than $2 per 1000 views, so if i get 2 millions views, that's like $5k, i've literally fluctuated from getting $1k some months and $20k, that's from adsense.  A lot of youtubers will do brand deals which fluctuates even more.  You work with a tech company, super paid, lifestyle stuff is decent, then obviously skateboarding, fart noise.

and yes people have always said I had a punchable face, but being from the south, i just assumed it's because people were turned off by my slanted ass eyes.

20k a month? Buddy, thats not enough. You definitely need a GoFundMe.

Shalom

[Jim and Dan]

Get your own fucking ideas you inhuman hack, don't come here & steal our shit for your tween audience.

MODS: Find this fucking piece of garbage & ban his IP or someone hack/deface his Instagram account, I don't want more idiots coming to this place.

[Monkey_Mcpott]

1k-20k a month? For YouTubeing? Poor you.

Shalom

[Front Blunt]

John hill, he is so fuckin cute, i cant even stand it. Hey bb, i know ur reading this. How bout you and I go on a romantic boosted board excursion through the upper west side. Maybe well hold hands... ughh what a dream boat

[TheDingus]

Stays “on top of skateboarding” by coming to a site where 90% of the “news” is speculation and regurgitates it to impressionable children to make money. Yeah, this guy needs to get right the fuck out of skateboarding.

[SHIREFLIP]

So are you going to pay your ghost writers for their quotes?

Give 'em some of that internet money.

[Sanka Coffie]

Hey John Hill, here's a quote for you bud

FUCK YOU.
-Sanka

[markerman666]

I've been on this site since I was crazy young, but tried avoiding it when I became a youtuber (for obvious reasons).  Ironically, the conversations on Slap, helped push me the direction of Youtube, trolling is fun. You can blame Slap and Jenkem for my channel being what it is, haha.  Obviously it's my job now, but honestly, learned a bunch doing what I do, and dude, every one on here is talking shit constantly, you can't imagine that I feel guilty quoting you and staying on top of what's happening in skating through here.

Imagine coming on here and seeing your face on the front of a "most punchable face in skateboarding" thread, you really think i'm above then, using the content here for my benefit?  I mean... and it's not like I can monetize that instagram anyways so I'm not making money from it, just growing, and daily showcasing under-appreciated homies in skateboarding.  and who fucking said this "i have never black listed anyone from the industry, but i have read some instagram comments with great satisfaction".  Industry's wack.  Slap posts, skaters who will talk shit, and good skaters should be less anonymous.

K

[PatoDuck]

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The thing I don't get about YouTube skaters is why are they all fucking dorks? I don't care if people film themselves because I like watching skateboarding but hey why are you all dorks?

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haha look what we do, of course we're all dorks.  Skateboarding wasn't always "sick" either so most skaters were dorks, but yeah we're on a whole nother level. 

and who asked about money?  why is that a thing that seems like we need to confess to?  haha, it can be good, but it can be terrible, fluctuates.  You get a little more than $2 per 1000 views, so if i get 2 millions views, that's like $5k, i've literally fluctuated from getting $1k some months and $20k, that's from adsense.  A lot of youtubers will do brand deals which fluctuates even more.  You work with a tech company, super paid, lifestyle stuff is decent, then obviously skateboarding, fart noise.

and yes people have always said I had a punchable face, but being from the south, i just assumed it's because people were turned off by my slanted ass eyes.

[close]

You have eyes on your ass?

ha

[E]

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The thing I don't get about YouTube skaters is why are they all fucking dorks? I don't care if people film themselves because I like watching skateboarding but hey why are you all dorks?

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haha look what we do, of course we're all dorks.  Skateboarding wasn't always "sick" either so most skaters were dorks, but yeah we're on a whole nother level. 

and who asked about money?  why is that a thing that seems like we need to confess to?  haha, it can be good, but it can be terrible, flatulates.  You get a little more than $2 per 1000 views, so if i get 2 millions views, that's like $5k, i've literally flatulated from getting $1k some months and $20k, that's from adsense.  A lot of youtubers will do brand deals which flatulates even more.  You work with a tech company, super paid, lifestyle stuff is decent, then obviously skateboarding, fart noise.

and yes people have always said I had a punchable face, but being from the south, i just assumed it's because people were turned off by my slanted ass eyes.

This dude loves farting!

[SHIREFLIP]

[lilboosie]

Who would win in a fight

You or josh Katz ?

[jerrygurneyscream]

Get your own fucking ideas you inhuman hack, don't come here & steal our shit for your tween audience.

MODS: Find this fucking piece of garbage & ban his IP or someone hack/deface his Instagram account, I don't want more idiots coming to this place.

Jim and Dan for president 2020

shalom

[slap me harder]

Don't forget to like, subscribe and shalom!

[tortfeasor]

who fucking said this "i have never black listed anyone from the industry, but i have read some instagram comments with great satisfaction". 

its a play on a Clarence Darrow quote.

if you liked this post please be sure to like and subscribe.

[PatoDuck]

John Hill swears? Not to family friendly now I guess.

[landedprimo]

Here's a quotable. "John Hill is okay, but he's kind of a cunt."

[my english is bad]

The next John Hill youtube video is gonna be about how the Slap pals are  bunch of meanies

[DCLOVE]

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The thing I don't get about YouTube skaters is why are they all fucking dorks? I don't care if people film themselves because I like watching skateboarding but hey why are you all dorks?

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haha look what we do, of course we're all dorks.  Skateboarding wasn't always "sick" either so most skaters were dorks, but yeah we're on a whole nother level. 

and who asked about money?  why is that a thing that seems like we need to confess to?  haha, it can be good, but it can be terrible, fluctuates.  You get a little more than $2 per 1000 views, so if i get 2 millions views, that's like $5k, i've literally fluctuated from getting $1k some months and $20k, that's from adsense.  A lot of youtubers will do brand deals which fluctuates even more.  You work with a tech company, super paid, lifestyle stuff is decent, then obviously skateboarding, fart noise.

and yes people have always said I had a punchable face, but being from the south, i just assumed it's because people were turned off by my slanted ass eyes.

Are you really trying to subtly imply it’s racism that makes people hate you? You’re fucked dude. You never just assumed you deserve to get punched? That’s probably why you got kicked off every sponsor you had and ended up what I can only assume is a money laundering front for YouTubes pedophilia ring.

You suck dude stop quoting people on here and passing off slap threads as your own content. Boohoo you only make 1k of a YouTube video. You’re like the blandest human earth. Go away.

[PatoDuck]

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The thing I don't get about YouTube skaters is why are they all fucking dorks? I don't care if people film themselves because I like watching skateboarding but hey why are you all dorks?

[close]

haha look what we do, of course we're all dorks.  Skateboarding wasn't always "sick" either so most skaters were dorks, but yeah we're on a whole nother level. 

and who asked about money?  why is that a thing that seems like we need to confess to?  haha, it can be good, but it can be terrible, fluctuates.  You get a little more than $2 per 1000 views, so if i get 2 millions views, that's like $5k, i've literally fluctuated from getting $1k some months and $20k, that's from adsense.  A lot of youtubers will do brand deals which fluctuates even more.  You work with a tech company, super paid, lifestyle stuff is decent, then obviously skateboarding, fart noise.

and yes people have always said I had a punchable face, but being from the south, i just assumed it's because people were turned off by my slanted ass eyes.

[close]

Are you really trying to subtly imply it’s racism that makes people hate you? You’re fucked dude. You never just assumed you deserve to get punched? That’s probably why you got kicked off every sponsor you had and ended up what I can only assume is a money laundering front for YouTubes pedophilia ring.

You suck dude stop quoting people on here and passing off slap threads as your own content. Boohoo you only make 1k of a YouTube video. You’re like the blandest human earth. Go away.

He really lost all of his sponsors? I didn’t think it was possible to lose revive as a sponsor?

[feedmeseymour]

from the revive site on johns profile:

Sponsors - ReVive Skateboards, Force Wheels,  Bluetile Skate Shop, Rat Cheese Gourmet wax

Hobbies besides skateboarding: rapping.

do you have your raps posted anywhere? im kinda curious.