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Re: 1010 Arrested
« Reply #300 on: April 29, 2019, 01:02:40 PM »


In an alternative universe this is the Jason Jessee that didn't have to hide his insecurity behind multiple hats, Nazi culture and tough bikers and pose guns with his skateboards, and would be as beloved as Lance Mountain..

Looks to me like he's a recovered alcoholic and retired baseball relief pitcher who opened a bar in Boston called Cheers.

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Re: 1010 Arrested
« Reply #301 on: April 29, 2019, 01:04:39 PM »
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In an alternative universe this is the Jason Jessee that didn't have to hide his insecurity behind multiple hats, Nazi culture and tough bikers and pose guns with his skateboards, and would be as beloved as Lance Mountain..
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Looks to me like he's a recovered alcoholic and retired baseball relief pitcher who opened a bar in Boston called Cheers.
It's like Ted Danson and Woody Harrelson had a mutated racist son. Two bartenders, one kook.
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Re: 1010 Arrested
« Reply #302 on: April 29, 2019, 01:14:57 PM »
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I kinda feel fucked up for laughing, Jason Jesse is still someone I still close to my heart because we’re from the same area. Do I know him? No. I feel more bad for him.
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Re: 1010 Arrested
« Reply #303 on: April 29, 2019, 01:20:29 PM »

Wow that's my photo too..
Dude looks exactly how I picture his dick looks - chubby, short, with unexplainably precise hair.
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Re: 1010 Arrested
« Reply #304 on: April 29, 2019, 01:24:13 PM »
You already did that one?

My bad homie.

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Re: 1010 Arrested
« Reply #305 on: April 29, 2019, 01:33:39 PM »


Gentle Jones looks like the human embodiment of a walrus

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Re: 1010 Arrested
« Reply #306 on: April 29, 2019, 01:52:04 PM »
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What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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Re: 1010 Arrested
« Reply #307 on: April 29, 2019, 01:53:15 PM »
Gentle you need to change your glorious purpose in life to getting of the couch a few hours a day.

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Re: 1010 Arrested
« Reply #308 on: April 29, 2019, 01:56:58 PM »
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Gentle Jones looks like the human embodiment of a walrus

He’s just cosplaying as Zoidberg’s relative, Harold Zoid
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Re: 1010 Arrested
« Reply #309 on: April 29, 2019, 02:03:03 PM »
How has nobody photoshopped Gentle Jones' chins into the Macba big four yet?

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Re: 1010 Arrested
« Reply #310 on: April 29, 2019, 02:03:25 PM »
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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Re: 1010 Arrested
« Reply #311 on: April 29, 2019, 02:07:45 PM »
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What does 1010 mean? Can someone explain?
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It’s binary code.
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oh should’ve seen it...
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Wouldn’t XX or JJ be less work ?
Oh n Joey Smith J is the 10th letter in the alphabet I’m guessing????
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It's Nazi/biker terminology. 81 is Hells Angels, 88 is heil Hitler. Count the alphabet and there ya go, now you can be an racist edgelord kook too!
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to be fair mexican gangs in ca use the same thing
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But do they wear two hats!?

doesn't look like it

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Re: 1010 Arrested
« Reply #312 on: April 29, 2019, 02:10:43 PM »


In an alternative universe this is the Jason Jessee that didn't have to hide his insecurity behind multiple hats, Nazi culture and tough bikers and pose guns with his skateboards, and would be as beloved as Lance Mountain..

so in other words, chet thomas


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Re: 1010 Arrested
« Reply #313 on: April 29, 2019, 02:10:56 PM »
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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Re: 1010 Arrested
« Reply #314 on: April 29, 2019, 02:29:49 PM »
have a seat!!

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Re: 1010 Arrested
« Reply #315 on: April 29, 2019, 02:29:55 PM »
This thread is killing me, sooo good. That Chet Thomas compare  ;D


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Re: 1010 Arrested
« Reply #316 on: April 29, 2019, 02:42:02 PM »
Can someone(gaseous) photoshop Gentle Jones chin/neck onto Jesses fivehead? Maybe even put that on Layton’s penis. I wish I knew how to use photoshop.
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Re: 1010 Arrested
« Reply #317 on: April 29, 2019, 02:44:19 PM »
Can someone(gaseous) photoshop Gentle Jones chin/neck onto Jesses fivehead? Maybe even put that on Layton’s penis. I wish I knew how to use photoshop.

photoshop mix for the iPhone works wonders

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Re: 1010 Arrested
« Reply #318 on: April 29, 2019, 04:33:26 PM »
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In an alternative universe this is the Jason Jessee that didn't have to hide his insecurity behind multiple hats, Nazi culture and tough bikers and pose guns with his skateboards, and would be as beloved as Lance Mountain..
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Looks to me like he's a recovered alcoholic and retired baseball relief pitcher who opened a bar in Boston called Cheers.

Looks like the warriors come out and play eee ay guy

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Re: 1010 Arrested
« Reply #319 on: April 29, 2019, 05:08:11 PM »

Looks like the warriors come out and play eee ay guy

Holy shit you nailed it!  Haha!

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Re: 1010 Arrested
« Reply #320 on: April 29, 2019, 05:17:06 PM »
Can someone(gaseous) photoshop Gentle Jones chin/neck onto Jesses fivehead? Maybe even put that on Layton’s penis. I wish I knew how to use photoshop.
Be careful what you wish for.

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Re: 1010 Arrested
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Re: 1010 Arrested
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Re: 1010 Arrested
« Reply #323 on: April 29, 2019, 06:00:47 PM »


Holy Shit!!!! dude you are on a fucking roll!!

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Re: 1010 Arrested
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Re: 1010 Arrested
« Reply #325 on: April 29, 2019, 07:57:12 PM »
have a seat!!
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Re: 1010 Arrested
« Reply #326 on: April 29, 2019, 08:38:16 PM »
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Wow that's my photo too..
Dude looks exactly how I picture his dick looks - chubby, short, with unexplainably precise hair.
"There is no such thing as white people" - Gentle Jones
Gentle Jones has 5 necks, count em.

The real NeckFace.

Time to pull the shred stick out n burn a few chins off. 

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Re: 1010 Arrested
« Reply #327 on: April 29, 2019, 08:55:02 PM »

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Re: 1010 Arrested
« Reply #328 on: April 30, 2019, 06:18:55 AM »
piss poor
Globe CT 4's. End of.

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Re: 1010 Arrested
« Reply #329 on: April 30, 2019, 07:15:09 AM »