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Re: KOTR dusted?
« Reply #30 on: May 01, 2019, 05:42:04 PM »
those intro's to KOTR where those punk dudes are sliding in mud hills.....? that was me and a few of my friends in Carbondale, CO 03'.


 I met a bunch of the crews it was fun, living in the CO they've got a lot of talent, maybe it's snowboarding or plethora of pools/parks.

KOTR lost it's steam after Zero won the 3rd time, if anything they should go back to basics and DIY the whole thing.
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« Reply #31 on: May 01, 2019, 08:33:43 PM »
Viceland definitely kooked out too hard on KOTR but I would still watch them. I had my criticisms but it was still entertaining.

For me personally, part of the magic of KOTR was challenges that tested the limits of what you can do on your skateboard. Pros (and random kids on instagram) now just have absurd technical skills, I think it's hard to properly come up with good skate challenges. Double flip back tail would have probably been a cool challenge to see in 2005, but I feel like how half the dudes on the trip could do a switch one within 10 tries.

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« Reply #32 on: May 01, 2019, 09:39:28 PM »
whatever it may be i hope it doesn't involve Evan Smith eating dog shit

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« Reply #33 on: May 01, 2019, 09:53:41 PM »
It’s kinda weird because most of the dudes on KOTR are super straight yet they like to watch their team mates skate naked... gay confirmed...

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« Reply #34 on: May 02, 2019, 03:28:20 AM »
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« Reply #35 on: May 02, 2019, 04:48:30 AM »
It's always gave me a date-rape fraternity kind of vibe. You want the cover of the magazine? Shove this beer up your butt! You want to be accepted by us? Well then you better drink your own piss.

I'm not one to shame people for doing things. I really enjoy Callum Paul footage and I know he does his little bubbler/urinate into his mouth trick to celebrate/make people feel uncomfortable. I find that Callum peeing in his mouth by his own free will and accord has more merit than someone else doing it because a skateboard magazine told them too.

I do like the concept of a skateboard scavenger hunt sorta. So the skating and traveling can be cool, but there are parts that make me feel uncomfortable.


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« Reply #36 on: May 02, 2019, 05:48:33 AM »
to me when they were killing it was getting weird shit done random juggalo's and hippies fighting each other that to me is funny, the whole making out with random underage/questionable ladies it seems kooky.

sure the older ladies need some lovin too but as far as the other shenanigans it comes off as jock jackass type of bs. it is one thing to prank a skater or hassle others at a park it is another to be a muppet to make skaters look stupid and assholes albeit stunts and stupid shit eating shit or piss?! where's your fucking dignity?!
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Re: KOTR dusted?
« Reply #37 on: May 02, 2019, 06:07:03 AM »
I always thought KOTR was a cool concept, and I really loved the first few rounds Thrasher did in the mid-2000s, back when you knew nothing about winners, teams, challenges, etc - you'd just get home one afternoon and the KOTR issue would be sitting in your mailbox. It was a good way to shine a light on some of your favorite skaters' lesser known abilities, and to highlight different cities that didn't get much attention in a pre-YouTube era. But, even with all the miscellaneous challenges thrown in there, it was still almost all about the skating.

I want to pin KOTR's downfall totally on Vice, but in retrospect, it was getting pretty weird way before that point. Teams were getting jockier and had more money to blow on winning challenges, and the contest had earned such a reputation that Thrasher felt they had to one-up themselves each year. Obviously, they could have focused on the skating, but instead, we got crazy gross-out challenges that actually hurt some skaters' careers. (It also doesn't help that the industry shifted so drastically that no one now considered "cool" would actually touch the contest with a ten foot pole.)

When Vice got involved and Thrasher saw the opportunity to make a reality show, it just totally went to shit. Last season was egregiously bad, and I think going back to the drawing board is the best move for everyone involved.

EDIT: or, Thrasher might not have been able to find anyone willing to participate. I know at least one major brand flat-out turned them down in the past few years.
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Re: KOTR dusted?
« Reply #38 on: May 02, 2019, 06:17:30 AM »
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whatever it may be i hope it doesn't involve Evan Smith eating dog shit
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honestly, thats the only thing i ever think of when i see clips of him skating. my brain doesnt even notice his skating, all it thinks is "ew thats the dude that ate dog shit"

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« Reply #39 on: May 02, 2019, 06:20:41 AM »
Make it more about skating, less gross shit, and not having Jake (RIP) and Roy would be a bonus, really.

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« Reply #40 on: May 02, 2019, 06:33:57 AM »
Haven’t seen it mentioned that when vice took it over it was no longer a cross country trip. The farthest they made it away from SoCal was Seattle when vice did it.

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Re: KOTR dusted?
« Reply #41 on: May 02, 2019, 06:39:42 AM »
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... Maybe instead give budget limits, like try to pull this shit off on a Foundation budget.
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Didn’t cliche have a tour video like that. Where they was only given so much a day. Gypsy tour?
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Yep. Its fucking great also

Yeah it was. I could definitely get behind a thrasher gypsy style  tour video.

I think vice kooked KOTR too much pull it back from some weird dumb jackass style show with more skateboarding. Kill KOTR replace it with gypsy tours. I’m curious to see how the fancier teams would deal compared to foundation or anti hero where it would basically be another day

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« Reply #42 on: May 02, 2019, 06:55:45 AM »
Haven’t seen it mentioned that when vice took it over it was no longer a cross country trip. The farthest they made it away from SoCal was Seattle when vice did it.

Less driving = more skating(poo eating) footage. Also if Vice paid for the whole thing then maybe it was to cut costs. Then again they did go to Hawaii to end the first season

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Re: KOTR dusted?
« Reply #43 on: May 02, 2019, 07:00:12 AM »
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Haven’t seen it mentioned that when vice took it over it was no longer a cross country trip. The farthest they made it away from SoCal was Seattle when vice did it.
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Less driving = more skating(poo eating) footage. Also if Vice paid for the whole thing then maybe it was to cut costs. Then again they did go to Hawaii to end the first season
I understand the monetary logic of staying on the west coast for sure just thought it killed some of the vibe. I used to get so hyped when they would come through my area pre vice. And I forgot about the Hawaii part definitely farther than Seattle.

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Re: KOTR dusted?
« Reply #44 on: May 02, 2019, 07:40:18 AM »
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Haven’t seen it mentioned that when vice took it over it was no longer a cross country trip. The farthest they made it away from SoCal was Seattle when vice did it.
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Less driving = more skating(poo eating) footage. Also if Vice paid for the whole thing then maybe it was to cut costs. Then again they did go to Hawaii to end the first season
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I understand the monetary logic of staying on the west coast for sure just thought it killed some of the vibe. I used to get so hyped when they would come through my area pre vice. And I forgot about the Hawaii part definitely farther than Seattle.

I miss the early ones for sure. A few other posts have resonated the same sentiment for different reasons. I live on the West Coast and I preferred it when they did those coast to coast ones, or at least incorporated states away from the coasts. Those trips seemed even more gnarly though, maybe it was burning too many people out.
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« Reply #45 on: May 02, 2019, 09:56:13 AM »
I want to be do a KOTR. I’d drive film and I’ll pull out a tooth. I want a camera 5  pb&j sandwichs and a can of beans a day. An 1/8 of pot a week and a free ride from ny to Oakland.

I would not say no to new teeth either if that was a reward for drinking peeps pee.

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« Reply #46 on: May 02, 2019, 10:08:42 AM »
Damn a whole 1/8?? Easy fella.

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« Reply #47 on: May 02, 2019, 02:11:37 PM »
Yeah, easy Shaggy. You ain't riding in the Mystery Machine blazing 420 all the way to Oakland. This is KOTR bro! How do you expect to get anything done with an 1/8th a week?
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Re: KOTR dusted?
« Reply #48 on: May 03, 2019, 11:10:35 AM »
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... Maybe instead give budget limits, like try to pull this shit off on a Foundation budget.
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Didn’t cliche have a tour video like that. Where they was only given so much a day. Gypsy tour?
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Yep. Its fucking great also
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Yeah it was. I could definitely get behind a thrasher gypsy style  tour video.

I think vice kooked KOTR too much pull it back from some weird dumb jackass style show with more skateboarding. Kill KOTR replace it with gypsy tours. I’m curious to see how the fancier teams would deal compared to foundation or anti hero where it would basically be another day

10 euro a day (say $20) for food, guerilla camping, and birdbaths? they wouldn't. Lee Smith really held it down for the Yankees on that one.

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Re: KOTR dusted?
« Reply #49 on: May 07, 2019, 03:53:36 AM »
Early ones were awesome, then it just faded to just show how stupid skateboarders can be.
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forgive me if i somehow missed it, but could someone help me with just how flat the flat as fuck decks really are?
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« Reply #50 on: May 07, 2019, 04:18:31 AM »
I want it reset to the original KOTR too, except with only small companies and hungry amateur riders on shoestring budgets
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Re: KOTR dusted?
« Reply #51 on: May 07, 2019, 04:24:06 AM »
I want it reset to the original KOTR too, except with only small companies and hungry amateur riders on shoestring budgets
THAT would be worth watching
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forgive me if i somehow missed it, but could someone help me with just how flat the flat as fuck decks really are?
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« Reply #52 on: May 07, 2019, 05:26:08 AM »
I thought it was whack that there were unbalanced challenges. Like, other teams go skate while the Real team has a nice brunch with Nora. Or when Enjoi had to wear hazmat suits and eat and drink nothing but spicy cheetos and redbull, while the other teams did not.

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Re: KOTR dusted?
« Reply #53 on: May 07, 2019, 06:01:55 AM »
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I want it reset to the original KOTR too, except with only small companies and hungry amateur riders on shoestring budgets
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THAT would be worth watching

They had a "King of the Road: China" one a few years back with some Chinese shop teams. The skating was not amazing and the challenges were a bit more PG-13 but I thought it was more fun than the later KOTRs where they never went farther east than Arizona.

They should have done Europe while they had that Vice money.

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Re: KOTR dusted?
« Reply #54 on: May 07, 2019, 02:03:06 PM »
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I want it reset to the original KOTR too, except with only small companies and hungry amateur riders on shoestring budgets
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THAT would be worth watching
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They had a "King of the Road: China" one a few years back with some Chinese shop teams. The skating was not amazing and the challenges were a bit more PG-13 but I thought it was more fun than the later KOTRs where they never went farther east than Arizona.

They should have done Europe while they had that Vice money.

Wait for real? Was it a thrasher based event? Sounds pretty cool
hopefully ty evans was there to film him laying on the ground in HD

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« Reply #55 on: May 07, 2019, 03:34:11 PM »
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I want it reset to the original KOTR too, except with only small companies and hungry amateur riders on shoestring budgets
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THAT would be worth watching
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They had a "King of the Road: China" one a few years back with some Chinese shop teams. The skating was not amazing and the challenges were a bit more PG-13 but I thought it was more fun than the later KOTRs where they never went farther east than Arizona.

They should have done Europe while they had that Vice money.
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Wait for real? Was it a thrasher based event? Sounds pretty cool

One of the team videos seems to not be hosted by Thrasher but here you go:

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL84-BTBpYvk4wEjMQxJZuUbIOOslyV_YX

I think this introduced me to Davila 666, a Puerto Rican garage band which I'm also stoked on.

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« Reply #56 on: May 07, 2019, 04:38:00 PM »
fuck vice and their softcore scat porn.

shits been dead.

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« Reply #57 on: May 07, 2019, 04:53:56 PM »
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Played out a long time ago. It turned into Jackass, but with slightly more skateboarding.

Even though I don't watch KOTR, in an odd way I'm sad that the Olympics may take over defining the public's concept of skateboarding.
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it would be nice if vice treated it more like fueltv than mtv. people are watching it for the skateboarding.  the "epic" shit only works if its used sparingly, not beaten with a horse.  same kind of idea with what happened to OIAM-- the reality show elements were interesting but the skateboarding is why people keep coming back. 

It seems this is just the way it goes with any "reality" TV, less and less reality the longer it goes on. Dry those tears, I know its been your life long dream since you were a child and you're doing it for your mother who died 8 years ago but its a cooking show FFS.