Author Topic: would bart simpson be good enought to be sponsored if he existed in real life (Read 10039 times)

Dwyck · « **Reply #30 on:** July 16, 2019, 04:36:57 AM »

Quote from: goeatsomefriedbread on July 16, 2019, 04:22:49 AM

bart gif

that front lip is proper

HugeBodBoyle · « **Reply #31 on:** July 16, 2019, 04:49:19 AM »

Quote from: goeatsomefriedbread on July 16, 2019, 04:22:49 AM

I was stressed out the whole time I watched this.

Far from relevant · « **Reply #32 on:** July 16, 2019, 06:01:59 AM »

Based on the episode where he jumped over the canyon, id say he would be sponsored but probably more of a mega ramp skater, FA/supreme kids would probably think hes "too jocky" or "trying too hard"

Hmmmm Nice Bike · « **Reply #33 on:** July 16, 2019, 06:57:58 AM »

I heard he has connections and might get on Muta with TK.

slappies · « **Reply #34 on:** July 16, 2019, 07:07:45 AM »

He hit Hubba, it was an ABD, but it's still pretty gnarly.

He also backtailed the middle rail of El Toro.

JohnnySaintLethal · « **Reply #35 on:** July 16, 2019, 07:16:18 AM »

Quote from: slappies on July 16, 2019, 07:07:45 AM

He hit Hubba, it was an ABD, but it's still pretty gnarly.

He also backtailed the middle rail of El Toro.

That’s a front blunt down el toro...

Ms. Tamzarian · « **Reply #36 on:** July 16, 2019, 07:25:59 AM »

Quote from: JohnnySaintLethal on July 16, 2019, 07:16:18 AM

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He also backtailed the middle rail of El Toro.

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That’s a front blunt down el toro...

okay hold on

there's just no way that's a front blunt. if that's a front blunt, given his ass position and the angle of his board, he's about to pitch. overshot and due to eat serious shit. and u and i both know bart "el barto" simpson would not vouch for a bail. in reality this MUST be a back tail -- the ass position and board angle would perfectly fit a smooth slide and land of a pic. its a make. case closed

tortfeasor · « **Reply #37 on:** July 16, 2019, 07:31:55 AM »

Quote from: JohnnySaintLethal on July 16, 2019, 07:16:18 AM

That’s a front blunt down el toro...

nah its just a weird photo. ronnie sandoval leaked the clip in his insta story.

tension · « **Reply #38 on:** July 16, 2019, 07:40:03 AM »

Quote from: tortfeasor on July 16, 2019, 07:31:55 AM

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That’s a front blunt down el toro...
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nah its just a weird photo. ronnie sandoval leaked the clip in his insta story.

saw that as well

50mm · « **Reply #39 on:** July 16, 2019, 07:43:05 AM »

Quote from: Armin Tamzarian on July 16, 2019, 07:25:59 AM

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He also backtailed the middle rail of El Toro.

[close]

That’s a front blunt down el toro...
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okay hold on

Killed me

slappies · « **Reply #40 on:** July 16, 2019, 08:20:39 AM »

Don't ever question me again, shithead.

Colt Cannon's Cargos · « **Reply #41 on:** July 16, 2019, 08:59:57 AM »

Actually Bart is a Scientologist so he would probably be on Revive

SirPizzaSlayer · « **Reply #42 on:** July 16, 2019, 09:13:00 AM »

Quote from: Colt Cannons Cargos on July 16, 2019, 08:59:57 AM

Actually Bart is a Scientologist so he would probably be on Remvive

Surf-goth · « **Reply #43 on:** July 16, 2019, 09:25:42 AM »

Quote from: 50mm on July 15, 2019, 09:04:00 PM

Ben and Tas would say no because he can't flip his board.

Edit: Jesus, I was gonna post that line as a joke but every topic I can find on that shitty ass movie everyone was backing the Pappas bros.

Wrong. On the Lisa becomes cool episode he does a flip.

Atiba Applebum · « **Reply #44 on:** July 16, 2019, 09:36:19 AM »

Quote from: witty pseudonym on July 16, 2019, 04:34:22 AM

Homer did Springfield Gorge in 1990. Let that sink in. Almost 30 years ago. It was 15 years after that D Way came even close in China. Also, heard Bart did kickflipped it but there is no footage, Lisa recorded over the only VHS copy with School of Hard Knockers.

Homer famously did not land that. We’ve already speculated that if he attempted it regular rather than rolling in fakie he might have had a shot.

Thought I bought a Bart Simpson deck the other day, but my local only had Borts

Salty Lame Ass Poosey · « **Reply #45 on:** July 16, 2019, 10:07:50 AM »

had skate book cover.

Bony cawk · « **Reply #46 on:** July 16, 2019, 10:11:57 AM »

Quote from: Salty Lame Ass Poosey on July 16, 2019, 10:07:50 AM

had skate book cover.

i dont think that photo was a make

os89 · « **Reply #47 on:** July 16, 2019, 10:15:21 AM »

He's got that super apathetic look all the insta skaters and supreme goons have. Plus hes got a mean wallride. He would be very marketable nowadays.

SirPizzaSlayer · « **Reply #48 on:** July 16, 2019, 10:34:07 AM »

Does Bart wear converse or vans? They have the chuck Taylor circle on the show.

Alois Hitler Jr. · « **Reply #49 on:** July 16, 2019, 10:34:24 AM »

he would be something like BAM

silhouette · « **Reply #50 on:** July 16, 2019, 12:51:34 PM »

He would be sponsored, get the occasional thread on here questioning why, and cheetahstreets would have his back.

Rick_Kane · « **Reply #51 on:** July 16, 2019, 12:54:41 PM »

I've always been a bit surprised at how many Simpsons fans there are on here considering the show hasn't been funny in over 25 years.

silhouette · « **Reply #52 on:** July 16, 2019, 12:58:19 PM »

To be honest, we also tend to be very much fans of skaters who haven't really skated in over 25 years.

feedmeseymour · « **Reply #53 on:** July 16, 2019, 01:18:29 PM »

Quote from: SirPizzaSlayer on July 16, 2019, 10:34:07 AM

Does Bart wear converse or vans? They have the chuck Taylor circle on the show.

you just answered your own question.
you should consider getting a diary for all your mind blowing thoughts.

Fred Savage · « **Reply #54 on:** July 16, 2019, 01:28:45 PM »

Quote from: Rick_Kane on July 16, 2019, 12:54:41 PM

I've always been a bit surprised at how many Simpsons fans there are on here considering the show hasn't been funny in over 25 years.

Would you look at that. Something I agree with you on.

Tarifs are Real · « **Reply #55 on:** July 16, 2019, 01:40:33 PM »

Who is the most Bart lookalike? I can't recall any footage of someone wearing a blank red t shirt, blue shorts above the knee, blue shoes and no hat. I'd like to see that with a green skateboard, but someone sick.

goeatsomefriedbread · « **Reply #56 on:** July 16, 2019, 01:55:47 PM »

Quote from: Alois Hitler Jr. on July 16, 2019, 10:34:24 AM

he would be something like BAM

camel filters · « **Reply #57 on:** July 16, 2019, 02:24:55 PM »

Word is he was on Kwik-E-Mart flow but got kicked off because he was sneaking snacks for his dad. Apu has black listed him from the industry. Sucks. Loved his push and he had such a good switch flip.

marty mcfly · « **Reply #58 on:** July 16, 2019, 03:00:16 PM »

Quote from: Armin Tamzarian on July 16, 2019, 07:25:59 AM

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He also backtailed the middle rail of El Toro.

[close]

That’s a front blunt down el toro...
[close]

okay hold on

there's just no way that's a front blunt. if that's a front blunt, given his ass position and the angle of his board, he's about to pitch. overshot and due to eat serious shit. and u and i both know bart "el barto" simpson would not vouch for a bail. in reality this MUST be a back tail -- the ass position and board angle would perfectly fit a smooth slide and land of a pic. its a make. case closed

true but he was going for back 180 sw front crooks...the back tail was an accident but they kept it because it was also nbd and a great picture!

So gnarly!!!

slippy · « **Reply #59 on:** July 16, 2019, 03:19:27 PM »

Quote from: marty mcfly on July 16, 2019, 03:00:16 PM

Quote from: Armin Tamzarian on July 16, 2019, 07:25:59 AM
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Quote from: JohnnySaintLethal on July 16, 2019, 07:16:18 AM
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Quote from: slappies on July 16, 2019, 07:07:45 AM
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He also backtailed the middle rail of El Toro.

[close]

That’s a front blunt down el toro...
[close]

okay hold on

there's just no way that's a front blunt. if that's a front blunt, given his ass position and the angle of his board, he's about to pitch. overshot and due to eat serious shit. and u and i both know bart "el barto" simpson would not vouch for a bail. in reality this MUST be a back tail -- the ass position and board angle would perfectly fit a smooth slide and land of a pic. its a make. case closed
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true but he was going for back 180 sw front crooks...the back tail was an accident but they kept it because it was also nbd and a great picture!

So gnarly!!!

I have this book and I remember feeling it was so weird but they made so much "switch". The leap of faith ollie is regs and thats supposed so be switch back noseblunt hubba and switch back tail the middle of el toro.

Author Topic: would bart simpson be good enought to be sponsored if he existed in real life (Read 10039 times)

Hmmmm Nice Bike

Rick_Kane

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Fred Savage

Tarifs are Real

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