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@friendly dave if that was for me, thats not my video. It is a ‘homies’ video, but not one of mine. Secondly, yes I would definitely argue that is a part. It’s definitely better than Mikes Label Kills part and that is a part is it not?

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The preacher's daughter was an under rated ripper.

Her hill bomb is even gnarlier than the Nuge's or any SF bomb


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I love when people bring up world hunger. It makes everything meaningless.
"That guy is double parked."
"Who cares? There are people starving to death! Besides, how does that affect you? Does it lessen the joy of parking?

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on another note, i would safely speculate that Otto Rocket would have gotten some real big name sponsors, had reached the top of his career and absolutely melt it down through the course of drugs and ego

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The preacher's daughter was an under rated ripper.

Her hill bomb is even gnarlier than the Nuge's or any SF bomb



Bahhahha, I was thinking that, too. And this little shit from Shelbyville.

That said, given how many times I’ve read the phrase “skateboarding is not a meritocracy” on here, I suspect Bart could sell enough boards to be pro.
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Bart's closest current day analog is probably T-Funk and prior to that Knox Godoy.

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Honestly doubt it, besides his video part in the movie he has 2-3 minutes of skate footy tops.

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Honestly doubt it, besides his video part in the movie he has 2-3 minutes of skate footy tops.

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And this little shit from Shelbyville.


The Shelbyville kid has a pretty steezy lip-slide.

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I love when people bring up world hunger. It makes everything meaningless.
"That guy is double parked."
"Who cares? There are people starving to death! Besides, how does that affect you? Does it lessen the joy of parking?


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It’s a shame we never got to see the make but Bart doing flip back boardslide down Springfield’s biggest rail was heavy. That’s before even mentioning he popped off the grass and over the crossbar.


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He kooked it for me when he claimed the Springfield Gorge for years and then didn't even try it. Meanwhile Homer puts in one try and damn near sticks it.

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It’s a shame we never got to see the make but Bart doing flip back boardslide down Springfield’s biggest rail was heavy. That’s before even mentioning he popped off the grass and over the crossbar.



I always though this was a lip slide, but Bart popped from the grass. That is pretty gnarly.

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I love when people bring up world hunger. It makes everything meaningless.
"That guy is double parked."
"Who cares? There are people starving to death! Besides, how does that affect you? Does it lessen the joy of parking?

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He was going to jump Springfield Gorge 15 years prior to Vov in the Grand Canyon, so clearly he was on a trajectory to go pro, get a tramp stamp and eventually own a weed accessory company...

So short answer, yes with an if, long answer no, with a but...  ;)

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Would Peter Griffin and Tom Tucker get any flow for their street part?

I just watched it back and there's a ton of filler. Tom's front board the shotgun kink was sick tho

Wow sorry, didn't realise I was dealing with a sick cunt here

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Can't get past the colored wheels.  Tom's choice in footwear also not doing it.
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Wut tha fuk?
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sonic in sonic 2 definitely up there

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Would Peter Griffin and Tom Tucker get any flow for their street part?

I just watched it back and there's a ton of filler. Tom's front board the shotgun kink was sick tho



lol I never seen that...fucking great

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Homers an abuser so I’ll choose Bart any day.

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Could see him on krooked

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Same line.
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I just like he doesn't have a stance. I've seen him switch up mid line or more popular feet side by side

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He already had a shoe in Vans so I'd say yes.
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Same line.

that hippy jump 1/4 flip thing was sick