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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #240 on: October 04, 2021, 11:16:48 AM »


I was unaware of this rumour but it takes the cake for my personal fav.

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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #241 on: October 04, 2021, 12:28:58 PM »


I was unaware of this rumour but it takes the cake for my personal fav.

I think its been confirmed by SLAP that this is indeed a 100% true story...or we like it to be.
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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #242 on: October 04, 2021, 12:33:31 PM »
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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #243 on: October 04, 2021, 12:35:12 PM »
I concur that I don't care about his skating but that quote made me like:




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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #244 on: October 04, 2021, 12:41:10 PM »
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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #245 on: October 04, 2021, 12:44:32 PM »
I'm still tickled how many people were fully convinced that Nike was crumbling and even set a doomsday style date because a couple people here said so.

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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #246 on: October 04, 2021, 01:01:41 PM »
I only believe when its from a euro tm

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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #247 on: October 04, 2021, 01:41:21 PM »
I'm still tickled how many people were fully convinced that Nike was crumbling and even set a doomsday style date because a couple people here said so.

It is crumbling

Are you that out of touch with reality...

Or just skateboarding?
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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #248 on: October 04, 2021, 02:04:40 PM »
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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #249 on: October 04, 2021, 02:05:22 PM »
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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #250 on: October 04, 2021, 02:07:41 PM »
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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #251 on: October 04, 2021, 05:25:53 PM »
Animal Chin was finally found upstate in the pen.

He was charged with:

Indecent exposure
Child Pornography
Aiding and Abetting Multiple Burglaries with Minors
Possession of Narcotics with Distribution
Child Endangerment
Multiple Counts of Battery against Minors

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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #252 on: October 04, 2021, 06:31:47 PM »
Billie did actually wear a beanie to his wedding tho🤔

No idea where the Carroll/ cuck rumour  started but now I can’t ever look at him in the same light.

The best SLAP rumors are the ones that just seem way to random to be true but ended being spot on. SLAP on Nostradamus?

I believe that #cuckoldingcarroll was a hashtag being thrown around at the time of Mike’s wedding. If you search it on Insta like a man, the likes of Jeron Wilson, Sam Smyth, Sean Malto, and others have used it. I’m assuming that this is false and is just an inside joke no different than any other clever hashtag that arises around the time of a wedding.

Speaking of weddings, I’d love to see Billy Marks wearing a beanie at his own wedding if anyone can find that photo.

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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #253 on: October 04, 2021, 06:52:08 PM »


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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #254 on: October 04, 2021, 07:32:39 PM »
Animal Chin was finally found upstate in the pen.

He was charged with:

Indecent exposure
Child Pornography
Aiding and Abetting Multiple Burglaries with Minors
Possession of Narcotics with Distribution
Child Endangerment
Multiple Counts of Battery against Minors
This isn’t true at all and a pretty shitty rumor to start about someone. Dude lives in SF and works or volunteers at the SPCA helping orphan puppies and kittens find homes. 

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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #255 on: October 04, 2021, 07:58:38 PM »
I'm still tickled how many people were fully convinced that Nike was crumbling and even set a doomsday style date because a couple people here said so.

Yeah, this is my favorite rumor. The $11,000,000,000/y global behemoth had finished with skating after they dropped Max Palmer

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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #256 on: October 04, 2021, 09:31:19 PM »
actually that was my mistake I restated that they dropped him or whatever several times but someone told me he was never on the team page
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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #257 on: October 04, 2021, 09:36:10 PM »
Animal Chin was finally found upstate in the pen.

He was charged with:

Indecent exposure
Child Pornography
Aiding and Abetting Multiple Burglaries with Minors
Possession of Narcotics with Distribution
Child Endangerment
Multiple Counts of Battery against Minors

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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #258 on: October 04, 2021, 09:56:42 PM »


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Haha holy shit he really did that

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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #259 on: October 05, 2021, 01:33:50 AM »
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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #260 on: October 05, 2021, 03:17:42 AM »
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Animal Chin was finally found upstate in the pen.

He was charged with:

Indecent exposure
Child Pornography
Aiding and Abetting Multiple Burglaries with Minors
Possession of Narcotics with Distribution
Child Endangerment
Multiple Counts of Battery against Minors
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Buck Chin is the realtor. Nancy chin is the manicurist.

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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #261 on: October 05, 2021, 06:07:42 AM »
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« Reply #262 on: October 05, 2021, 06:44:55 AM »
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Animal Chin was finally found upstate in the pen.

He was charged with:

Indecent exposure
Child Pornography
Aiding and Abetting Multiple Burglaries with Minors
Possession of Narcotics with Distribution
Child Endangerment
Multiple Counts of Battery against Minors
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That’s Nancy Chin, the realtor
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Buck Chin is the realtor. Nancy chin is the manicurist.

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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #263 on: October 05, 2021, 12:54:49 PM »
Fav so far is Evan Smith passing.

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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #264 on: October 06, 2021, 08:17:25 AM »
Fav so far is Evan Smith passing.

It's not a rumor.

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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #265 on: October 06, 2021, 09:37:15 AM »
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I was unaware of this rumour but it takes the cake for my personal fav.
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I think its been confirmed by SLAP that this is indeed a 100% true story...or we like it to be.

It's a bucket list thing for me to pick up some random bar skank and use that phrase.  I guess I could use it with my wife, but it just wouldn't be the same.

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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #266 on: October 06, 2021, 10:50:28 AM »
 Dude that one rumor about tyson peterson drunk stumbling into a baby and crying when he got confronted lol

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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #267 on: October 06, 2021, 11:11:34 AM »
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Haha holy shit he really did that

Oh my god, I always thought this was just a joke. Are they still married?

Why on Earth would she let him keep that stinky beanie on, I mean its her one damn day, her special magic day and Billie still wore that. He probably double flipped during the ceremony too.

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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #268 on: October 06, 2021, 11:19:11 AM »
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Haha holy shit he really did that
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Oh my god, I always thought this was just a joke. Are they still married?

Why on Earth would she let him keep that stinky beanie on, I mean its her one damn day, her special magic day and Billie still wore that. He probably double flipped during the ceremony too.

Think he got divorced sometime around the last king of the road he was on. At least from what I remember

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Re: favorite slap rumor
« Reply #269 on: October 06, 2021, 11:41:22 AM »
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Haha holy shit he really did that
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Oh my god, I always thought this was just a joke. Are they still married?

Why on Earth would she let him keep that stinky beanie on, I mean its her one damn day, her special magic day and Billie still wore that. He probably double flipped during the ceremony too.
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Think he got divorced sometime around the last king of the road he was on. At least from what I remember

Yup, and Sinclair was giving him so much shit about it lmao I felt bad but they were both really going in on eachother.
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