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Re: Jake Phelps cause of death still not revealed
« Reply #30 on: December 11, 2019, 03:52:05 PM »
Why do you need to know?
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Re: Jake Phelps cause of death still not revealed
« Reply #31 on: December 11, 2019, 04:50:08 PM »
Shut the fuck up. Who cares how he died, it's no one's fucking business to know.

Nosey ass little bitch fuck kid. Go fucking skate instead of making shit fuck threads like this.

Did u die from drugs, sorry to offend you

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Re: Jake Phelps cause of death still not revealed
« Reply #32 on: December 11, 2019, 05:12:37 PM »
he died in Brazil 20 yrs ago of a head injury and his possessions were divvied up and sold by the HellRide Crew. his body kept going for 20 more yrs on serrated gnarliness and inertia.

I read this as gonorrhea and hernias, either way works i bet

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Re: Jake Phelps cause of death still not revealed
« Reply #33 on: December 11, 2019, 05:25:44 PM »
He died because his heart stopped pumping blood to his brain

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Re: Jake Phelps cause of death still not revealed
« Reply #34 on: December 11, 2019, 06:38:08 PM »
Relax, there’s a forensics team working on it.

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Re: Jake Phelps cause of death still not revealed
« Reply #35 on: December 11, 2019, 08:19:51 PM »
A sweet, sweet opium death sounds pretty nice actually. Not hellride at all. We should all be so lucky...

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Re: Jake Phelps cause of death still not revealed
« Reply #36 on: December 11, 2019, 09:21:52 PM »
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Re: Jake Phelps cause of death still not revealed
« Reply #37 on: December 11, 2019, 09:31:02 PM »
I like how you can respond to that with an eggplant.

Fuck this idiot. There's always some tinfoil hat wearing twat out there stirring up some sort of shit.
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Re: Jake Phelps cause of death still not revealed
« Reply #38 on: December 11, 2019, 09:34:34 PM »
I thought they already said he died from playing guitar in his living room

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Re: Jake Phelps cause of death still not revealed
« Reply #39 on: December 11, 2019, 09:41:51 PM »
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man the rabbit hole goes DEEP on that one. Multiple accounts dedicated to outting Monk's wife for having an affair with a pro snowboarder then having him killed and it covered up - all of which ultimately let to Phelps suicide

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Re: Jake Phelps cause of death still not revealed
« Reply #40 on: December 11, 2019, 09:44:18 PM »
im curious how he died. you guys acting like no one has ever wanted to know how someone else died. for a living, some people literally cut dead people open and shit so they can find out how they died. yall chill.
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Re: Jake Phelps cause of death still not revealed
« Reply #41 on: December 11, 2019, 09:46:36 PM »
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man the rabbit hole goes DEEP on that one. Multiple accounts dedicated to outting Monk's wife for having an affair with a pro snowboarder then having him killed and it covered up - all of which ultimately let to Phelps suicide

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Re: Jake Phelps cause of death still not revealed
« Reply #42 on: December 11, 2019, 09:53:44 PM »
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Is it normal to use emojis like these when making such serious allegations? Forgive me, I'm out of touch with the instawack generation.

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Re: Jake Phelps cause of death still not revealed
« Reply #43 on: December 11, 2019, 10:08:35 PM »
I thought they already said he died from playing guitar in his living room

We should all take a lesson from this & keep the guitar playing confined to the porch and/or parlor, lest death come creeping about for us.
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Re: Jake Phelps cause of death still not revealed
« Reply #44 on: December 11, 2019, 10:08:43 PM »
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man the rabbit hole goes DEEP on that one. Multiple accounts dedicated to outting Monk's wife for having an affair with a pro snowboarder then having him killed and it covered up - all of which ultimately let to Phelps suicide
Jeez, there’s other accounts? Someone sent me a screenshot of this dudes account. Definitely looks like a tin foil hat, junky type.

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Re: Jake Phelps cause of death still not revealed
« Reply #45 on: December 11, 2019, 10:41:42 PM »
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Is it normal to use emojis like these when making such serious allegations? Forgive me, I'm out of touch with the instawack generation.

All I know is that if I am going to be accused of murder, that there better be some emojis used
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Re: Jake Phelps cause of death still not revealed
« Reply #46 on: December 11, 2019, 10:45:04 PM »
im curious how he died. you guys acting like no one has ever wanted to know how someone else died. for a living, some people literally cut dead people open and shit so they can find out how they died. yall chill.

Eventually you get to a point in life and loss where how people died doesn't really matter as much as the fact they are gone.

Whether he died of a heart attack, stroke, OD, or some other natural or unnatural circumstance, what does it really change, he isn't coming back. Nothing can change the fact that the dude is dead.

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Re: Jake Phelps cause of death still not revealed
« Reply #47 on: December 11, 2019, 10:51:21 PM »
I thought they already said he died from playing guitar in his living room

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Re: Jake Phelps cause of death still not revealed
« Reply #48 on: December 11, 2019, 11:33:41 PM »
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im curious how he died. you guys acting like no one has ever wanted to know how someone else died. for a living, some people literally cut dead people open and shit so they can find out how they died. yall chill.
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Eventually you get to a point in life and loss where how people died doesn't really matter as much as the fact they are gone.

Whether he died of a heart attack, stroke, OD, or some other natural or unnatural circumstance, what does it really change, he isn't coming back. Nothing can change the fact that the dude is dead.

Okay im trying to work with your hint...im guessing it was multiple causes then??? We need to figure this one out.

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Re: Jake Phelps cause of death still not revealed
« Reply #49 on: December 12, 2019, 12:46:57 AM »
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im curious how he died. you guys acting like no one has ever wanted to know how someone else died. for a living, some people literally cut dead people open and shit so they can find out how they died. yall chill.
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Eventually you get to a point in life and loss where how people died doesn't really matter as much as the fact they are gone.

Whether he died of a heart attack, stroke, OD, or some other natural or unnatural circumstance, what does it really change, he isn't coming back. Nothing can change the fact that the dude is dead.

Well put, I'm suprised someone is still curious about it now to make a thread.

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Re: Jake Phelps cause of death still not revealed
« Reply #50 on: December 12, 2019, 12:49:23 AM »
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im curious how he died. you guys acting like no one has ever wanted to know how someone else died. for a living, some people literally cut dead people open and shit so they can find out how they died. yall chill.
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Eventually you get to a point in life and loss where how people died doesn't really matter as much as the fact they are gone.


Whether he died of a heart attack, stroke, OD, or some other natural or unnatural circumstance, what does it really change, he isn't coming back. Nothing can change the fact that the dude is dead.

Settle down zen master, It’s natural to be curious.

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Re: Jake Phelps cause of death still not revealed
« Reply #51 on: December 12, 2019, 02:10:57 AM »
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Holy! This guy is completely fried... Complaining about social media on social media
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Re: Jake Phelps cause of death still not revealed
« Reply #52 on: December 12, 2019, 02:11:24 AM »
He died so he didn't have to see those Blondey shoes, imo.

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Re: Jake Phelps cause of death still not revealed
« Reply #53 on: December 12, 2019, 06:35:03 AM »
You’re having a good time playing guitar. Someone earlier in the night gave you some coke. You do a line and begin to have a heart attack or stroke.

That coke you’ve causally done over the last 20 years for recreational use has changed. It’s now laced with Fenranyl.

Im not saying this is exactly how he died. But fentanyl is killing people everyday just from doing a line of coke. Prince and Tom Petty are examples. I have friends back home who have died from this as well. It’s tragic. 

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Re: Jake Phelps cause of death still not revealed
« Reply #54 on: December 12, 2019, 06:54:25 AM »
You’re having a good time playing guitar. Someone earlier in the night gave you some coke. You do a line and begin to have a heart attack or stroke.

That coke you’ve causally done over the last 20 years for recreational use has changed. It’s now laced with Fenranyl.

Im not saying this is exactly how he died. But fentanyl is killing people everyday just from doing a line of coke. Prince and Tom Petty are examples. I have friends back home who have died from this as well. It’s tragic.
fentanyl doesn't cause heart attack or stroke, pure coke might. fentanyl helps you get your zzz's.

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Re: Jake Phelps cause of death still not revealed
« Reply #55 on: December 12, 2019, 07:09:11 AM »
it is common knowledge he hit his head skateboarding at his local park and died from the brain injury...

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Re: Jake Phelps cause of death still not revealed
« Reply #56 on: December 12, 2019, 07:12:50 AM »
Phelps was a legend in the skate industry. It's completely natural for any skate fan to want to know how he died.

If Martin Scorsese, Robert Plant, or Howard Stern randomly died, wouldn't people want to know what happened?

The outrage at people wondering how Phelper died is completely ridiculous.

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Re: Jake Phelps cause of death still not revealed
« Reply #57 on: December 12, 2019, 08:02:13 AM »
If Martin Scorsese, Robert Plant, or Howard Stern randomly died, wouldn't people want to know what happened?

Yeah, kinda, and no.
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Re: Jake Phelps cause of death still not revealed
« Reply #58 on: December 12, 2019, 08:03:03 AM »
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Yeah, kinda, and no.

Just saying, those guys are legends in their field, and they are the first 3 I could think of  8)
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Re: Jake Phelps cause of death still not revealed
« Reply #59 on: December 12, 2019, 08:07:24 AM »
he died from the overwhelming faggotry displayed here