I did more to innovate skateboarding than every single non-pro poster in the history of this board combined.
I am not saying this to be a dick but in light of it I should at least be shown some fucking respect.
You heard spurious shit about me and just assume it's tru?
Why not reach out to me and get MY TAKE on the optics?
No, Chico never punched me. He swung and missed and cut his hand a gumball machine because karma is a cantankerous bitch.
When you "hear" things about me, a legend, in the day of social networking - you are literally working with, at maximum, FIFTY PERCENT OF A POSSIBILITY.
In other, unless you get MY OPINION, you fail. Anything below 69% is failure.
I am willing to confirm any and all stories and I want peace with every single fabulous cheek-beating rat bastard goblin-shitting on of you.
But I'm begging you, with tears in my eyes, to stop spreading dumb shit around.
My legend status is irrevocable, irreversible, and irrefutable. But Chico is a poser and Tab Soda on ice with Grey Goose is sick with hash.
Stop spending your money in the Mission - the Bay Area is DEAD.
I am preparing Talmudic studies in Big Sur this summer; come out and be SHALOM.
Get a fucking library card and a hookup at an Asian Massage Parlor.
Give your computer away to a crackhead it is no longer funny to film who can in turn sell it for a week's worth of fixins.
You got this.
The truth will make you free.
Love,
Brad