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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #150 on: February 13, 2020, 12:48:33 PM »
This was Powell’s nadir:


This shit is funny and relevant.

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #151 on: February 13, 2020, 12:55:29 PM »
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This was Powell’s nadir:


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This shit is funny and relevant.


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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #152 on: February 13, 2020, 12:57:07 PM »
Don Pendleton's work for AWS was amazing. That is the last thing I expected to see in this thread. That art direction (along with Castrucci's over at Habitat) was a big part of my childhood.

Don or Joe should never be in here. Keep almost buying Nocturnal decks with his art but the ones in the size I want seem to sell out fast

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #153 on: February 13, 2020, 12:59:18 PM »
There you go:


Those are fucking sick and I would have bought any of those.

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #154 on: February 17, 2020, 10:22:46 AM »
Just saw this beaut’



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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #155 on: February 17, 2020, 10:42:14 AM »
Just saw this beaut’



The more I stare at it, the more the leaf looks like tiny arms and a tiny colorful body suit.


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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #156 on: February 17, 2020, 10:46:53 AM »
Looks like a bib. "Just find a spot for the worst logo ever then throw a "tough" forest animal on it!" Then they couldn't decide between bear or wolf.

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #157 on: February 17, 2020, 10:51:11 AM »
DGK has some horrible ones.




dgk is the corniest shit. they would be better off just selling blanks.
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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #158 on: February 17, 2020, 10:56:23 AM »
this one just makes me laugh
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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #159 on: February 17, 2020, 11:07:37 AM »
Any Plan B graphic



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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #160 on: February 17, 2020, 11:14:05 AM »
This whole series was particularly bad (unfortunately, there's more), even for Primitive. They all look corny as shit.


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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #161 on: February 17, 2020, 12:26:03 PM »
Just saw this beaut’



Bear looks like it suffers from fetal alcohol syndrome.
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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #162 on: February 17, 2020, 01:51:02 PM »
The Fucked Up Blind Kids Series was shit, specifically the Jerkin Jordan deck. 

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #163 on: February 17, 2020, 02:15:45 PM »
Any of the thank you graphics. Specifically the one with torey in the theater. I'd like to think daewon has better taste but i always knew that just wasn't the case

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #164 on: February 19, 2020, 06:43:36 AM »
The shaped board that looks like a banal household object oreos and so on. It reminds me of the Warhol soup cans (vomit)

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #165 on: February 19, 2020, 07:30:30 AM »
Its like Tory saw that kids like Quasi and other collage style decks and thought he could be "artsy" too


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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #166 on: February 21, 2020, 06:36:24 AM »
Its like Tory saw that kids like Quasi and other collage style decks and thought he could be "artsy" too



Haha spot on. Here's a sweet one by Lil J3M.



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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #167 on: February 21, 2020, 07:26:57 AM »
DGK has some horrible ones.




I've never ridden a DGK deck and probably never will but I find something funny and charming about these graphics. Yes they are trash but they are like like trash cinema, objectively bad but still entertaining and enjoyable for some reason.

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #168 on: February 21, 2020, 08:06:13 AM »
Ramshackle. I can’t find any pics though...

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #169 on: February 21, 2020, 10:45:08 AM »
The weird real wood grain art they were doing.

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #170 on: February 21, 2020, 11:12:01 AM »
Here it is-The Bartie and the Fellers.



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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #171 on: February 22, 2020, 07:37:04 PM »


How fuckin corny is this shit


I see your cameo and raise you this

How in the sweet glorious fuck has primitive not been mentioned.
They literally come out with consistent visual diahorea since its conception...

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #172 on: February 22, 2020, 08:22:38 PM »
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How fuckin corny is this shit
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I see your cameo and raise you this

How in the sweet glorious fuck has primitive not been mentioned.
They literally come out with consistent visual diahorea since its conception...

Almost got the Primitive one just to try the shape, probably the only time I would have done a full sticker job
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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #173 on: February 23, 2020, 12:00:10 AM »
I like how you people act like you've never had a cartoon mouse with a big ass buss it open for ya.

Those Fos Franky graphics are great so I can't totally throw Primitive under the bus.

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #174 on: February 23, 2020, 02:58:41 AM »
The Travis Scott x Nike skate decks are ass and so are the dunks, idk how he can ruin a pair of dunks like that, and the decks are even worse.

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #175 on: February 23, 2020, 05:19:04 AM »
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How fuckin corny is this shit
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I see your cameo and raise you this

How in the sweet glorious fuck has primitive not been mentioned.
They literally come out with consistent visual diahorea since its conception...
The "I'm a player!" graphics are the worst. Only bumass adult idiots ever have them.

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #176 on: February 23, 2020, 02:39:54 PM »
The Fucked Up Blind Kids Series was shit, specifically the Jerkin Jordan deck. 



Did Jordan tell em to rack off on those reissues? I bought the Guy board on sale and the shape was so good. Graphics were embarrassing as shit though.

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #177 on: February 23, 2020, 06:02:54 PM »
does it get any more generic?
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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #178 on: February 23, 2020, 06:14:21 PM »
does it get any more generic?

Just absolutely pathetic. I'd rather have a 4 year olds shitty kindergarten art as a deck graphic. Why did they think this would be funny/interesting? Because McClung starts with a "M", just like Monopoly?  That's actually it, isn't it. That's their joke. Garbage.

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #179 on: February 24, 2020, 09:10:21 AM »
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Just absolutely pathetic. I'd rather have a 4 year olds shitty kindergarten art as a deck graphic. Why did they think this would be funny/interesting? Because McClung starts with a "M", just like Monopoly?  That's actually it, isn't it. That's their joke. Garbage.

 Board graphics these days remind me of that Futurama episode where every good name is taken up so new businesses basically spin a wheel or something (can't remember), ending up with names like "bla56wwhh". Especially all those amazingly awful collage prints companies like Thank You are screening, not even in abstract form are any of those boards decent.
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