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Ryan Reyes "Cruel Kindness" Part
« on: March 04, 2020, 09:05:17 PM »

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Re: Ryan Reyes "Cruel Kindness" Part
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2020, 09:41:16 PM »
does he just not believe in washing his pants anymore? jesus


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Re: Ryan Reyes "Cruel Kindness" Part
« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2020, 10:07:51 PM »
This man really committed to not showering while filming a whole part, respect.

No but seriously, the song didn't do it for me and this all felt a little off. Glad he's still skating.
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Re: Ryan Reyes "Cruel Kindness" Part
« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2020, 11:40:32 PM »
not my cup of tea but there is some gnarly stuff i can respect in there. Imagine the smell of those poopy piss pants, yuck!

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Re: Ryan Reyes "Cruel Kindness" Part
« Reply #4 on: March 05, 2020, 12:04:04 AM »
never understood how some people could skate in light color pants and this is just proves my point. you could film a part in normal denim without ever washing it and no one would notice

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Re: Ryan Reyes "Cruel Kindness" Part
« Reply #5 on: March 05, 2020, 12:33:40 AM »
Psychedelics has had some effect on his approach to say the least..

Anybody know what pants he is wearing?

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Re: Ryan Reyes "Cruel Kindness" Part
« Reply #6 on: March 05, 2020, 12:47:25 AM »
Anybody know what pants he is wearing?
muddy ones.

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Re: Ryan Reyes "Cruel Kindness" Part
« Reply #7 on: March 05, 2020, 02:38:49 AM »
He looks like a buccaneer coming home after 1 year at sea, and you can tell in what order he did his tricks just by looking at his pants.
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Re: Ryan Reyes "Cruel Kindness" Part
« Reply #8 on: March 05, 2020, 03:31:50 AM »
Fuck this guy.
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Re: Ryan Reyes "Cruel Kindness" Part
« Reply #9 on: March 05, 2020, 03:56:48 AM »
For reference


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Re: Ryan Reyes "Cruel Kindness" Part
« Reply #10 on: March 05, 2020, 04:00:30 AM »
At least if he shits himself it will be harder to notice.

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Re: Ryan Reyes "Cruel Kindness" Part
« Reply #11 on: March 05, 2020, 04:07:12 AM »
Looks like he already shat himself.
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Re: Ryan Reyes "Cruel Kindness" Part
« Reply #12 on: March 05, 2020, 05:42:40 AM »
Looks like the local bum that pissed himself behind the 711
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Re: Ryan Reyes "Cruel Kindness" Part
« Reply #13 on: March 05, 2020, 07:17:07 AM »
So doing alot of mushrooms makes you skate like Richi Jackson and edit your parts to one long continuous note?
I liked the last trick.

When I was twenty years old I had a bet with a friend about who could go the longest without showering and changing clothes. I made it to five days. My junk got all itchy. It was terrible. My friend made to two weeks. He somehow felt like he had to keep going even after he had beat me. Apperently the itching gets better after ten days. Kind of like when you grow a beard. Ryan Reyes would have beat both of us. I believe he was still wearing the same pants during his runs at tampa pro.

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Re: Ryan Reyes "Cruel Kindness" Part
« Reply #14 on: March 05, 2020, 07:21:48 AM »
Gross 🥵🤢😷
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Re: Ryan Reyes "Cruel Kindness" Part
« Reply #15 on: March 05, 2020, 07:45:09 AM »
I’ve irrationally hated this dudes skating since like 2009

Now I just hate what he looks like. That could’ve been shorter but there was still some pretty cool, creative things at original spots in there.
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Re: Ryan Reyes "Cruel Kindness" Part
« Reply #16 on: March 05, 2020, 07:50:18 AM »
cool to see his knee injury progression dude was fucked up for a while

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Re: Ryan Reyes "Cruel Kindness" Part
« Reply #17 on: March 05, 2020, 07:57:30 AM »
9/11 was a national tragedy

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Re: Ryan Reyes "Cruel Kindness" Part
« Reply #18 on: March 05, 2020, 08:28:14 AM »
100% thought he was gonna be skating to this song
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Re: Ryan Reyes "Cruel Kindness" Part
« Reply #19 on: March 05, 2020, 08:31:52 AM »
Props to creature for standing by this guy.  Not for nothing, he actually has produced a lot of content lately, that's rad good job Ryan
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Re: Ryan Reyes "Cruel Kindness" Part
« Reply #20 on: March 05, 2020, 09:08:38 AM »
Some cool clips in there, like the pivot around to switch crook stall drop in (?) on the metal box, and the ride-one bs 5-0 wall ridedown, but a lot of the other stuff felt like skatepark goofing off masquerading as something creative

And yeah, imagine this guy sitting on your couch, or in your car...I mean you could put some cardboard down, but that's not pleasant for anybody

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Re: Ryan Reyes "Cruel Kindness" Part
« Reply #21 on: March 05, 2020, 09:20:16 AM »
who smells worse? Figgy, Ryan Reyes, or Evan Smith?

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Re: Ryan Reyes "Cruel Kindness" Part
« Reply #22 on: March 05, 2020, 09:28:38 AM »
who smells worse? Figgy, Ryan Reyes, or Evan Smith?

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Re: Ryan Reyes "Cruel Kindness" Part
« Reply #23 on: March 05, 2020, 09:32:44 AM »
What you bunch of soap-clutching milksop daisies obviously can't see is that this man has been in the zone. Has he gone noseblind? Perhaps. Am I glad, like someone above, to see him without that damn knee-brace on? Yes.
Is it cool that he made his own song and is probably on a steady regimen of psychedelics? I think so. I think it all comes together nicely, which is to say that there's a cohesion to the part that you don't get very often. It's cool to see  a vision come together.

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Re: Ryan Reyes "Cruel Kindness" Part
« Reply #24 on: March 05, 2020, 07:57:47 PM »
Rowley's slam on that hubba boardslide was more graceful than Ryan's make. What was going on with his feet on that one? Good stylin' on you material.

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Re: Ryan Reyes "Cruel Kindness" Part
« Reply #25 on: March 05, 2020, 09:35:49 PM »
pretty cool part - skating-wise

but jesus christ dude other pants exist

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Re: Ryan Reyes "Cruel Kindness" Part
« Reply #26 on: March 05, 2020, 09:40:16 PM »
Early grab wallride is sick

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Re: Ryan Reyes "Cruel Kindness" Part
« Reply #27 on: March 05, 2020, 10:37:11 PM »
Rather watch a Ryan Reynolds skate part

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Re: Ryan Reyes "Cruel Kindness" Part
« Reply #28 on: March 05, 2020, 10:50:20 PM »
Last trick was so gnarly, would have liked to see it from another angle though.

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Re: Ryan Reyes "Cruel Kindness" Part
« Reply #29 on: March 05, 2020, 10:56:09 PM »
he has legitimately been wearing the same outfit everyday for almost 2 years, fucking disgusting.
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