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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4650 on: January 12, 2026, 12:27:10 PM »
I skipped ahead to a random part, joslin is talking about all this self affirmation shit he does. He says he brushes his teeth with his left hand while looking in the mirror and telling himself “i love you” to reset his brain or something, jeron just chimes in “all day”. Had to turn it off lol

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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4651 on: January 12, 2026, 01:25:43 PM »
Slap mentioned at 41:35 saying the cover was leaked on here. Is that even true? Most covers are posted when Thrasher posts on IG.
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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4652 on: January 12, 2026, 02:00:32 PM »
I skipped ahead to a random part, joslin is talking about all this self affirmation shit he does. He says he brushes his teeth with his left hand while looking in the mirror and telling himself “i love you” to reset his brain or something, jeron just chimes in “all day”. Had to turn it off lol

Haha I need to watch this. That podcast went so downhill in the past couple years. Jeron seems like a nice guy but he should move on and let somebody new host, he doesn't have much to contribute apart from nodding his head to whatever anybody is saying.

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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4653 on: January 12, 2026, 02:58:07 PM »
Joslin definitely takes way too much advice from “motivational” podcasts, but I skated a 5 flat gap yesterday for an hour and my body feels like shit today so maybe he’s onto somethin lol
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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4654 on: January 12, 2026, 06:31:13 PM »
I have a vague memory of hearing Birdhouse got threatened with legal action over the van and El Toro. Mainly due to damaging the gate. Anyone else have a recollection of this?

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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4655 on: January 12, 2026, 06:44:07 PM »
I think the biggest take away was that Chris doesn’t know how to cook chicken right. Homie buys all those supplements but can’t invest in a meat thermometer?

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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4656 on: January 12, 2026, 06:52:40 PM »
Did Joslin cut the sleeves off that bitch or is that something Lakai actually sells now?

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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4657 on: January 12, 2026, 07:02:36 PM »
I skipped ahead to a random part, joslin is talking about all this self affirmation shit he does. He says he brushes his teeth with his left hand while looking in the mirror and telling himself “i love you” to reset his brain or something, jeron just chimes in “all day”. Had to turn it off lol
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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4658 on: January 12, 2026, 11:39:29 PM »
Did Joslin cut the sleeves off that bitch or is that something Lakai actually sells now?

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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4659 on: January 13, 2026, 12:08:46 AM »
Will new Lakai be cool?

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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4660 on: January 13, 2026, 12:52:09 AM »
I skipped ahead to a random part, joslin is talking about all this self affirmation shit he does. He says he brushes his teeth with his left hand while looking in the mirror and telling himself “i love you” to reset his brain or something, jeron just chimes in “all day”. Had to turn it off lol

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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4661 on: January 13, 2026, 11:02:17 AM »
Joslin definitely takes way too much advice from “motivational” podcasts, but I skated a 5 flat gap yesterday for an hour and my body feels like shit today so maybe he’s onto somethin lol
Did you get your trick? I haven’t skated anything g that big in 20 years.

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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4662 on: January 13, 2026, 01:30:29 PM »
I watched the whole Joslin episode. I think overall he's a well meaning guy, he just got lost a bit or something.

I liked hearing more about his thought process with going back to El Toro. But also it got weird when he started talking about numbers, how his phone number and his g-mas phone number aligned with the date coming up and that made him go to El Toro lol.

Also it's mad how one doctor making a bad call once made him not trust any doctors ever again and get his medical knowledge from instagram instead (I think Jeron is the same btw, he's just less vocal about it).

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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4663 on: January 13, 2026, 07:38:45 PM »
I watched the whole Joslin episode. I think overall he's a well meaning guy, he just got lost a bit or something.

I liked hearing more about his thought process with going back to El Toro. But also it got weird when he started talking about numbers, how his phone number and his g-mas phone number aligned with the date coming up and that made him go to El Toro lol.

Also it's mad how one doctor making a bad call once made him not trust any doctors ever again and get his medical knowledge from instagram instead (I think Jeron is the same btw, he's just less vocal about it).

I heard he landed it at 11:11am whilst Mercury was in retrograde

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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4664 on: January 13, 2026, 10:21:48 PM »
I watched the whole Joslin episode. I think overall he's a well meaning guy, he just got lost a bit or something.

I liked hearing more about his thought process with going back to El Toro. But also it got weird when he started talking about numbers, how his phone number and his g-mas phone number aligned with the date coming up and that made him go to El Toro lol.

Also it's mad how one doctor making a bad call once made him not trust any doctors ever again and get his medical knowledge from instagram instead (I think Jeron is the same btw, he's just less vocal about it).

And everyone going "no way!" the whole time as if they could even follow what he was talking about.
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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4665 on: January 13, 2026, 11:12:50 PM »
They don’t care and neither should you

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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4666 on: January 13, 2026, 11:21:19 PM »
I liked hearing more about his thought process with going back to El Toro. But also it got weird when he started talking about numbers, how his phone number and his g-mas phone number aligned with the date coming up and that made him go to El Toro lol.

Isn't he anti-vaxx? This makes sense in that sense.

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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4667 on: January 14, 2026, 12:38:24 AM »
Will new Lakai be cool?

hell no it replace cariuma

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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4668 on: January 14, 2026, 12:57:26 AM »
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hell no it replace cariuma

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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4669 on: January 14, 2026, 01:49:42 AM »
Good interview. Nice to see a relevant guest these days. Joslin sounds like hes sober and living his dreams, cant hate on that!
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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4670 on: January 14, 2026, 08:37:13 AM »
I watched the whole Joslin episode. I think overall he's a well meaning guy, he just got lost a bit or something.

I liked hearing more about his thought process with going back to El Toro. But also it got weird when he started talking about numbers, how his phone number and his g-mas phone number aligned with the date coming up and that made him go to El Toro lol.

Also it's mad how one doctor making a bad call once made him not trust any doctors ever again and get his medical knowledge from instagram instead (I think Jeron is the same btw, he's just less vocal about it).

Yeah he seems generally well meaning but also just kinda dumb.  But you probably have to be kinda dumb to tre flip el toro so maybe that's just baked in

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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4671 on: January 14, 2026, 08:49:10 AM »
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I watched the whole Joslin episode. I think overall he's a well meaning guy, he just got lost a bit or something.

I liked hearing more about his thought process with going back to El Toro. But also it got weird when he started talking about numbers, how his phone number and his g-mas phone number aligned with the date coming up and that made him go to El Toro lol.

Also it's mad how one doctor making a bad call once made him not trust any doctors ever again and get his medical knowledge from instagram instead (I think Jeron is the same btw, he's just less vocal about it).
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Yeah he seems generally well meaning but also just kinda dumb.  But you probably have to be kinda dumb to tre flip el toro so maybe that's just baked in

That boy Joslin dumber than a bag of hammers but he’d give you the sleeveless shirt off his back. Bless his heart.

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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4672 on: January 14, 2026, 09:36:30 AM »
The thing about the numbers is that, sometimes, paying attention to patterns can direct your attention in a positive way, even if the patterns are actually just invented by your own brain. Sometimes dumber people need something like that to direct their consciousness. In this case it worked out.

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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4673 on: January 14, 2026, 09:57:17 AM »
"You take everything away from a billionaire and five years later they'll have it all back" lol sure Chris.

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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4674 on: January 14, 2026, 12:48:36 PM »
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I watched the whole Joslin episode. I think overall he's a well meaning guy, he just got lost a bit or something.

I liked hearing more about his thought process with going back to El Toro. But also it got weird when he started talking about numbers, how his phone number and his g-mas phone number aligned with the date coming up and that made him go to El Toro lol.

Also it's mad how one doctor making a bad call once made him not trust any doctors ever again and get his medical knowledge from instagram instead (I think Jeron is the same btw, he's just less vocal about it).
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Yeah he seems generally well meaning but also just kinda dumb.  But you probably have to be kinda dumb to tre flip el toro so maybe that's just baked in
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That boy Joslin dumber than a bag of hammers but he’d give you the sleeveless shirt off his back. Bless his heart.

I definitely felt dumber after listening to the episode.

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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4675 on: January 14, 2026, 01:03:31 PM »
"You take everything away from a billionaire and five years later they'll have it all back" lol sure Chris.

Joslin on bootlicking. 

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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4676 on: January 14, 2026, 01:35:35 PM »
All these idiots are anti vax until they get hospitalized for the measles.  FFS

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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4677 on: January 14, 2026, 01:50:27 PM »
his interview felt weird.

obviously anti-vaxx, we all knew that. But the part about a pink truck "attracting the wrong kind of people" felt off.... I know he's joking but its still weird.
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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4678 on: January 14, 2026, 05:08:20 PM »
Chris hadn’t heard of Walnut and Joslin thinks it’s a 22

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Re: Wtf is up with the nine club
« Reply #4679 on: January 14, 2026, 05:16:57 PM »
https://youtu.be/pzW-Dg0HOvI?si=qj4zpYfKDFtBMd0x

Kelly should not host anything. He’s too awkward to run a segment. They’ve been doing this show for years, why is he still so uncomfortable on camera?

Also, what is the point of this? We’re really scraping the barrel here.