Author Topic: You show up to your local park/spot and then immediately leave. (Read 4155 times)

roomservice · « **on:** June 08, 2020, 10:18:43 AM »

What was the reason?

Mine was because I don't skate

SATIVA HYBRID · « **Reply #1 on:** June 08, 2020, 11:00:06 AM »

/thread

Dooky-shoes · « **Reply #2 on:** June 08, 2020, 01:06:57 PM »

The no skating thing didn’t occur to you when posting on a skating blog?

SneakySecrets · « **Reply #3 on:** June 08, 2020, 04:10:34 PM »

I’m a pretty easygoing guy, but there’s a couple of things that will make me leave immediately:

Anyone over the age of 35
Anyone under the age of 25
Anyone with colored trucks
Anyone with wheels graphics out
Anyone with Philips hardware
Anyone wearing a helmet
Anyone that might be better than me
Anyone puts their g.d. hand on their board for any reason
Anyone gets into a fucking railstand
Anyone with colored/patterned grip
Anyone with earbuds in
Anyone playing music from a speaker of any kind
Anyone that doesn’t immediately greet me
Anyone that wants to stop and fucking chit chat
Anyone that says “Yew!”
Anyone that taps their board to applaud a trick
Anyone that mixes up fs and bs while naming a trick
Anyone asks me to play SKATE
Anyone playing a game of SKATE without asking if I’d like to join

Carrolls Chesthairs · « **Reply #4 on:** June 08, 2020, 04:12:02 PM »

Quote from: SneakySecrets on June 08, 2020, 04:10:34 PM

I’m a pretty easygoing guy, but there’s a couple of things that will make me leave immediately:

Anyone playing music from a speaker of any kind

50mm · « **Reply #5 on:** June 08, 2020, 04:15:24 PM »

Did this a week ago. Felt like shit and didn't want to be around anyone, let alone at a prefab park.

Lowcalcium · « **Reply #6 on:** June 08, 2020, 04:19:10 PM »

I got call from my friend. I’m watching my friends house and his dog got out and shit in the neighbors yard.

The neighbors call my friend who then calls me. Hence I gotta leave the park to go wrangle is stupid wild dog.

True story

Roast beef · « **Reply #7 on:** June 08, 2020, 04:22:40 PM »

When a random junky is sitting on one the ledges. Or if there is group of non skating degenerate youths drinking alcohol.

TONYMONTANA. · « **Reply #8 on:** June 08, 2020, 04:23:44 PM »

Quote from: Roast beef on June 08, 2020, 04:22:40 PM

When a random junky is sitting on one the ledges. Or if there is group of non skating degenerate youths drinking alcohol.

Drinking "alchohol" what are you fucking virgin mutt

jgonzalez · « **Reply #9 on:** June 08, 2020, 05:04:39 PM »

if there's anyone up river

Bobby Lashley · « **Reply #10 on:** June 08, 2020, 05:16:36 PM »

Quote from: SneakySecrets on June 08, 2020, 04:10:34 PM

Anyone that might be better than me

Anyone with earbuds in

Anyone that doesn’t immediately greet me
Anyone that wants to stop and fucking chit chat
i love saying”Yew!”

Anyone that mixes up fs and bs while naming a trick
Anyone asks me to play SKATE

(fake) nollie. · « **Reply #11 on:** June 08, 2020, 05:18:48 PM »

When I forget my kombucha, I get cramps otherwise.

SneakySecrets · « **Reply #12 on:** June 08, 2020, 05:28:47 PM »

Quote from: Bobby Lashley on June 08, 2020, 05:16:36 PM

Quote from: SneakySecrets on June 08, 2020, 04:10:34 PM
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Anyone that might be better than me

Anyone with earbuds in

Anyone that doesn’t immediately greet me
Anyone that wants to stop and fucking chit chat
i love saying”Yew!”

Anyone that mixes up fs and bs while naming a trick
Anyone asks me to play SKATE

[close]

Really? Sounds like a groundhog mating call or something.

But it’s yewr prerogative I guess.

diogenesofkokomo · « **Reply #13 on:** June 08, 2020, 05:55:26 PM »

If I roll up and it's crowded, or if about 95% of the people skate way better than me, then I'm just gonna go to my local shitty parking lot to smoke weed and skate curbs. I hate skating crowded parks just as much as I hate killing the vibe by being the old lame dude showing up mid-session while everyones fucking it up.

yourbreakfsat · « **Reply #14 on:** June 08, 2020, 06:03:52 PM »

When the dudes who blast shitty death metal music while doing weak ass boardslides are taking up space and getting in the way of the shit I wanna skate.

It kills the park vibes too

ZachV · « **Reply #15 on:** June 08, 2020, 07:08:12 PM »

If i show up to a park and there is a ton of dudes on BMX or group of young kids on scooters, I would prefer not to be there but will probably end up skating anyways.

Circaskater420 · « **Reply #16 on:** June 08, 2020, 08:03:42 PM »

I got baked and forgot it at home

GooseDick69 · « **Reply #17 on:** June 08, 2020, 08:13:55 PM »

I have crippling anxiety and live in the states, where most people have decided the virus is over now. So yeah, once more than 6-10 people show up, I'm out that bitch. Plus I'm a youngish Black dude in a town not known for its open mindedness.

EXTRA SPICY · « **Reply #18 on:** June 08, 2020, 08:17:52 PM »

Quote from: SneakySecrets on June 08, 2020, 05:28:47 PM

Quote from: Bobby Lashley on June 08, 2020, 05:16:36 PM
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Quote from: SneakySecrets on June 08, 2020, 04:10:34 PM
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Anyone that might be better than me

Anyone with earbuds in

Anyone that doesn’t immediately greet me
Anyone that wants to stop and fucking chit chat
i love saying”Yew!”

Anyone that mixes up fs and bs while naming a trick
Anyone asks me to play SKATE

[close]
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Really? Sounds like a groundhog mating call or something.

But it’s yewr prerogative I guess.

Yewwws are fun to throw at just about anything now. I use them at work with chainsaws to get other saw operators attention. I'll yell it at dank burritos and tortas too when they show up from the order.

Sick Duck · « **Reply #19 on:** June 08, 2020, 08:24:00 PM »

The only times i can remember doing that are at this small little neighborhood park and it was full of kids on scooters

ziggy · « **Reply #20 on:** June 08, 2020, 08:42:34 PM »

diarrhea

Beeker · « **Reply #21 on:** June 08, 2020, 08:47:13 PM »

One time I was at the park alone (mid-day on a weekday) and a shirtless 70 year old man with a serious tan and a mohawk helmet (I think full pads) walks up with a skateboard (ready to skate)... looks around... starts talking to me and leads me to believe he's at the wrong place by about 1000 miles (same town name, different state). Then he just leaves.

So I guess that's one reason, no bowl.

CAPTAIN NOBODY · « **Reply #22 on:** June 08, 2020, 08:52:52 PM »

Parks crowded in not even bothering to mess with it.

ZachV · « **Reply #23 on:** June 08, 2020, 09:03:00 PM »

Quote from: Beeker on June 08, 2020, 08:47:13 PM

One time I was at the park alone (mid-day on a weekday) and a shirtless 70 year old man with a serious tan and a mohawk helmet (I think full pads) walks up with a skateboard (ready to skate)... looks around... starts talking to me and leads me to believe he's at the wrong place by about 1000 miles (same town name, different state). Then he just leaves.

So I guess that's one reason, no bowl.

Skating bowls exclusively is a personality trait for some people I guess, No hate on skating bowls tho.

versacekid420 · « **Reply #24 on:** June 08, 2020, 09:12:06 PM »

Quote from: SneakySecrets on June 08, 2020, 04:10:34 PM

I’m a pretty easygoing guy, but there’s a couple of things that will make me leave immediately:

Anyone over the age of 35
Anyone under the age of 25
Anyone with colored trucks
Anyone with wheels graphics out
Anyone with Philips hardware
Anyone wearing a helmet
Anyone that might be better than me
Anyone puts their g.d. hand on their board for any reason
Anyone gets into a fucking railstand
Anyone with colored/patterned grip
Anyone with earbuds in
Anyone playing music from a speaker of any kind
Anyone that doesn’t immediately greet me
Anyone that wants to stop and fucking chit chat
Anyone that says “Yew!”
Anyone that taps their board to applaud a trick
Anyone that mixes up fs and bs while naming a trick
Anyone asks me to play SKATE
Anyone playing a game of SKATE without asking if I’d like to join

that just about does it. glad i’m not the only one

Tommy G · « **Reply #25 on:** June 08, 2020, 09:23:06 PM »

Went out to skate this crusty ass painted ledge/manny pad/loading dock. They put the dumpster on the edge of the ledge where you couldn't skate it so I just went the fuck home.

Dante Bichette · « **Reply #26 on:** June 08, 2020, 09:43:48 PM »

Crowded parks especially cause the only 2 locals near me are small as the fuck. We usually just end up skating our local high school.

chrisskates808 · « **Reply #27 on:** June 08, 2020, 10:16:21 PM »

Either it started raining by the time I get to the park or a homie makes a spontaneous plan suddenly when I get there.

computerdate · « **Reply #28 on:** June 08, 2020, 10:27:25 PM »

It’s closed
There’s too many people

Lou Strux · « **Reply #29 on:** June 08, 2020, 10:40:22 PM »

Quote from: versacekid420 on June 08, 2020, 09:12:06 PM

Quote from: SneakySecrets on June 08, 2020, 04:10:34 PM
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I’m a pretty easygoing guy, but there’s a couple of things that will make me leave immediately:

Anyone over the age of 35
Anyone under the age of 25
Anyone with colored trucks
Anyone with wheels graphics out
Anyone with Philips hardware
Anyone wearing a helmet
Anyone that might be better than me
Anyone puts their g.d. hand on their board for any reason
Anyone gets into a fucking railstand
Anyone with colored/patterned grip (I like to have fun & take a razor to my black jessup.)
Anyone with earbuds in
Anyone playing music from a speaker of any kind
Anyone that doesn’t immediately greet me
Anyone that wants to stop and fucking chit chat
Anyone that says “Yew!” (Except that here in “the bay” we say “Yeee!”
Anyone that taps their board to applaud a trick
Anyone that mixes up fs and bs while naming a trick
Anyone asks me to play SKATE
Anyone playing a game of SKATE without asking if I’d like to join
[close]
that just about does it. glad i’m not the only one

Guilty of so many offenses.
...And I so wanted us to get along. 🙃

Author Topic: You show up to your local park/spot and then immediately leave. (Read 4155 times)

Bobby Lashley

CAPTAIN NOBODY

chrisskates808