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Have you ever read the unabridged version of Moby Dick? If so, on a scale from 1-10, how boring was it?
I know this question is for Marc suciu not some douchebag but--Fitzgerald is arguably my favorite American "normal" writer--yet Gatsby despite having brevity on it's side, couldn't carry Moby Dick's jock...
Boring?
Abridged?
Fuck you... (You know like Karloff... Sidekick... Fuck you)
The only boring parts are the three or four chapters on whale anatomy particularly the part where Melville shits all over the idea--coming to prominence at the time?--that the whale was mammal and not fish which of course he was way fucking wrong about...
On some sort of word for word basis Gatsby might be better the Moby Dick but that's the only way it might be better than Moby Dick...
And I cannot stress enough if I were to have a kid I might name him/her Fitz... I love Fitzgerald ... (Plus the good doctor did it)... but this is Moby fucking dick we're talking about....
Abridged...
Boring...