Things you'd be ok not to see in skate videos anymore

[swishfrontblunt]

Anything involving a crooked grind and a 180

[winnasoda]

the East Coast
90s hip hop

I find east coast crusty footage very refreshing compared to the near skatepark quality spots they have in California. But maybe that’s just me.

[TheCrimsonShroud]

i don’t wanna hear any more of the following

stoner metal or woo hell yeah beer drinking rock for transition parts

crackly record jazz

instead, why don’t you try

editing your sick bowl and transition clip to fela kuti

tampa death metal needs to have a wave. someone tell supreme to do an edit to morbid angel.

i’d love to see someone try to skate to juke too

More metal in general. Hey let’s not do some 90s chimey smiths bullshit or NY hip hop. Let’s get Cannibal Corpse and shit.

[43]

I'm going to propose we treat lifestyle footy like skits on rap albums and cut that shit out. Obvious exceptions can carry on (Anti-Hero for lifestyle footy, De La for skits).

[43]

Lines where people hit an obstacle, turn around, and then hit the same obstacle. Turnaround lines suck so much.

Yo, Oyola made turnaround lines dope.

[OldSkater]

The video filter that is supposed to look film and for whatever reasons shows the sprocket holes on the left side.

hahahaha i hate that

[Urtripping]

I'd like to see more humor, a la early Alltimers videos (Pickle Time, My Alltimers). Music was ironic but always worked, and they showcased the antics and how funny those guys are really well. The Dime videos and Instagram compilations are some of my favorite skate media on the internet, too.

I'd just appreciate a shift toward a more light hearted tone in general. More close ups of smiles, and fewer spot staredowns...

[ziggy]

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the East Coast
90s hip hop

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That’s kinda all I do want in a video 🤷🏻‍♂️

I’m just being a dick because everybody craps on the West Coast

[Sifter]

Shoe lace vision

[SneakySecrets]

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i don’t wanna hear any more of the following

stoner metal or woo hell yeah beer drinking rock for transition parts

crackly record jazz

instead, why don’t you try

editing your sick bowl and transition clip to fela kuti

tampa death metal needs to have a wave. someone tell supreme to do an edit to morbid angel.

i’d love to see someone try to skate to juke too

[close]

More metal in general. Hey let’s not do some 90s chimey smiths bullshit or NY hip hop. Let’s get Cannibal Corpse and shit.

Am I the only one that doesn’t know what this means?

[TheCrimsonShroud]

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i don’t wanna hear any more of the following

stoner metal or woo hell yeah beer drinking rock for transition parts

crackly record jazz

instead, why don’t you try

editing your sick bowl and transition clip to fela kuti

tampa death metal needs to have a wave. someone tell supreme to do an edit to morbid angel.

i’d love to see someone try to skate to juke too

[close]

More metal in general. Hey let’s not do some 90s chimey smiths bullshit or NY hip hop. Let’s get Cannibal Corpse and shit.

[close]

Am I the only one that doesn’t know what this means?

I mean like, gazey, clean time guitar stuff that sounds like a Smiths ripoff.

[boi-cuzudo]

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i don’t wanna hear any more of the following

stoner metal or woo hell yeah beer drinking rock for transition parts

crackly record jazz

instead, why don’t you try

editing your sick bowl and transition clip to fela kuti

tampa death metal needs to have a wave. someone tell supreme to do an edit to morbid angel.

i’d love to see someone try to skate to juke too

[close]

More metal in general. Hey let’s not do some 90s chimey smiths bullshit or NY hip hop. Let’s get Cannibal Corpse and shit.

[close]

Am I the only one that doesn’t know what this means?

I think it means 90s cowbell hip hop

[HORSES]

Fake film burn. Why? Also 8/16mm of the spot before it cuts to the clip of trick/spot.

[ShitDance]

High definition, you can’t zoom in with a HD camera without cutting off the skater’s head, this causes the image to appear flat. This isn’t porno or sports, there’s no point in this much detail.
No titties.
Wu tang, David Bowie, and Modest mouse
30 mins+
Igtv
Fashion
Kickturns
Flamboyant power slides that people had always done forever but were never good enough to be in a video (magenta).
Ending the song when the part is over.
Intermissions, names, if they have a style it’ll be signature.
Thank you sections, nobody cares.
Graphics on grip tape looks gaudy and is pushed by shop owners because itl make them money.
Vulcanized shoes, old skool vans were cool when everything was puffy, but it’s just some cheap shit pushed by shoe companies in order for them to increase their profits, now we have no cupsoles.
Kids, do they even have the intellect to consent to being filmed?
Hillbillies skating shaped boards in 2021.
Mobs of skateboarders at a spot, you’re ruining it for everyone.
Hugs, high fives.
Tagging the guy recording on his camera phone like he is a filmographer, it’s an Instagram clip, you look thirsty.
Instagram being the new 411VM, basically selling out to facebook’s algorithm.
Mocking your crew, then wondering why they don’t want to skate with you.
Monetizing you’re hobbies.
Tryin ta come up.

[Sharp-o]

-Clips not ending after the make. This drags out the flow of the edit i hate it.

[Arto!Arto!WakeUp!]

skater waits to charge the spot

woman walks by

camera follows her

pans pack to skater

lol

'woah look a lady IRL'

[Level99Woodcutter]

Ride on grinds
Yank out grinds
Supreme
Fat Bill
Royalty free music
High water pants
Celebrating (We need more Heath)
Weed "culture"
Ugly Dunks
Colored grip
GoPro Footage
VX footage
Cariauuma (or whatever the fuck it is)
The Berries
David Loy

agreed with 90% of this, but strobeck is making some of the highest quality skate videos at the moment

[winnasoda]

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Ride on grinds
Yank out grinds
Supreme
Fat Bill
Royalty free music
High water pants
Celebrating (We need more Heath)
Weed "culture"
Ugly Dunks
Colored grip
GoPro Footage
VX footage
Cariauuma (or whatever the fuck it is)
The Berries
David Loy

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agreed with 90% of this, but strobeck is making some of the highest quality skate videos at the moment

Incorrect mr 1 post

[hotstudios_on_youtube]

kick flip 5-0

[Trashcon]

Strobeck style of filming.

[JANUS]

That horrible angle, you know where it’s all

[Sluggloaph]

Khakis. Specifically sweaty khakis at night. Fucking hell it's just gross. That is all.

[Esquivel]

Khakis. Specifically sweaty khakis at night. Fucking hell it's just gross. That is all.

What is your problem with @DGKHAKIS, he does not seem to be sweaty in most night clips i have seen.

[Genericwhitemale]

Crappy music.
Just get the rights to the good shit.

[fredgallSOTY]

16mm in every fucking edit bc ur too lazy to find a new technique of b roll

[Rockin Robbin]

Switch front shoves in lines.

[Ed boy]

Lines in khaki pants filmed backside, not trying to see that swamp ass

Ending a clip in the middle of a flatground trick because they didn't land it

Beaming the camera

Any video that takes itself too serously

[Sluggloaph]

Lines in khaki pants filmed backside, not trying to see that swamp ass

Ending a clip in the middle of a flatground trick because they didn't land it

Beaming the camera

Any video that takes itself too serously

Preach on good sir.

[I’dRatherSeeGino’sPuss]

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don’t need to see you smoke a spliff, i assumed you smoked anyway

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I wanna see David Loy do a fat rail with Sinner after he throws down a trick.

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

People trying to look cool smoking cigarettes