You sure are jealous of this gay lifestyle that you fantasize about Brawler. I mean, jesus, if you are that in to it, give it a try, apparently you think it would fit you better. I'm sure gay men all just fuck eachother indiscriminately, have no standards for what they look for in a man, and NEVER want to get into a stable relationship (Which is why we can't let them get married!). Yep, thats what it means to be gay alright.