Move over Supreme. $1400 Mama Skate pants are in town.

[cookiecuttersuburb]

https://mamaskate.com/collections/big-mamas

https://mamaskate.com/collections/mama-shorts

How to say you listen to Gifted Hater without saying you listen to Gifted Hater   

[augustmoon]

This woman is out of her goddamn fucking mind

[Ayanami]

No way anybody buys those right? Right???

[Mean salto]

these people are delusional about their worth but I think this is a mistake. $140 would make more sense

[WideFeet]

these people are delusional about their worth but I think this is a mistake. $140 would make more sense

Got to be a mistake. No way they expect some to pay $1,400

[Cult Follower]

the crazy thing is as late as early last year they were selling their stuff for like $100, they didn't call it "luxury" in their IG bio, were a bit lower key and not shilling for Cariuma and whatever the hell "Sheeology" is. Berrics/influencer anything fucks you up but damn... how long until Xenu confirmed on?

[whale]

If you buy 2 pairs you get free shipping though…

[Lou Strux]

No way anybody buys those right? Right???

No, not never. You should too.

[foureyedjim]

LA can be really cool but also really not

[Ghost Lurker]

It's not a mixup, it looks like an experiment. You'd have to sell ten pairs at $140 to make as much as selling one at $1400, roughly. Somewhere out there, there's someone with $1400 burning a hole in their pocket, and bingo you're set for rent that month, and then hopefully it'll catch on. Skate-chic couture y'all, get there while you can.

[versacekid420]

i wouldn’t pay $1400 for that shit if it grew my johnson 3 more inches and let me have 7 seconds of heaven with shortys rosa

[SneakySecrets]

If that’s a little expensive for you all, I have some very gently used corduroys I’ll let go for only $1,100.

[ndsr]

If that’s a little expensive for you all, I have some very gently used corduroys I’ll let go for only $1,100.

If they are olive or tan DM me

[93 Til Infinity]

WHACK

[sebastian]

i wouldn’t pay $1400 for that shit if it grew my johnson 3 more inches and let me have 7 seconds of heaven with shortys rosa

I would take that deal, can anyone verify?

Other than johnson growing pants, you're lucky if I spend 14$ on a pair.

[Shuh]

While that booty is fine it's not worth that money

[Prostate Exam]

Imagine getting robbed for your pants instead of your shoes

[RikiTakeuchi]

Fucking absurd, as if Skategoat himself wasn't bad enough now his Mrs is doing this.

[OldieButFrenchie]

"Designed by Mamaskate, Skatepussy, and Skategoat"??
"Luxury" skate pants?

this really makes me long for the days when you'd get shunned at the spot for doing railslides instead of noseslides.

[timemachine]

"Luxury brand" that can't even afford [email protected] lmao

[JugeL]

LA type of beat

[TastyBurrito]

Guess her OnlyFans isn't panning out.

But on the real, looking across the site, it looks like it's a typo.

[RikiTakeuchi]

Not a typo, or a joke. She confirmed on her Instagram that the prices are correct. But will donate 10% of every pair sold to charity.

[RichardBarkley]

Jonah Hill or someone will buy a pair and then they are set. That will legitimize them. I can see it happening

[Dog the Bounty Hunter]

This is exactly how you give back to the skate community. Can I get a "YASSSSKWEEEN" and some clapping emoji's??

[EvenStevieNicks]

the crazy thing is as late as early last year they were selling their stuff for like $100, they didn't call it "luxury" in their IG bio, were a bit lower key and not shilling for Cariuma and whatever the hell "Sheeology" is. Berrics/influencer anything fucks you up but damn... how long until Xenu confirmed on?

Oh yeah, there's some magical thinking going on here for sure. I would bet good money that getting close to Berra in any way, given he's in a cult that is desperate to recruit, would involve at least feigning interest in Scientology. Gonna be real, I used to think Mama skate was a cute little business hustle... Not any more! Scientology is a danger to society in many ways.

[Bigwheelbite]

Biggest load of overpriced shit since Cariberra! Funny how they went from $100 pants to $1400 lol - whoever buys & supports this shit needs to get hit by a truck...

Fucking absurd, as if Skategoat himself wasn't bad enough now his Mrs is doing this.

Amen

Guess her OnlyFans isn't panning out.

100%

Their tagline should be: "By dickhead skaters for rich cunts that wanna look like skaters"

Just as a comparison - far better value for money with Loutre for example! Puts that mama skate garbage to shame!

https://www.loutre.co

[OldieButFrenchie]

"My name is Marissa Martinez, I'm the CEO of Mamaskate
I am a latina inspiring billions to live in the heart and give back to those who need our help"

seriously do these people actually believe their own hype?

[matty_c]

Not even brother she’d be a latinx for sure they all woke as shit over there

[veritas]

Not a typo, or a joke. She confirmed on her Instagram that the prices are correct. But will donate 10% of every pair sold to charity.

What a magnanimous cunt she is, only keeping $1260.00 from each pair of pants for herself. We should all aspire to her level of unchecked greed.

If i wanted to donate 140 to some unnamed "charity" I could do it without spending 1200 on board shorts that look fresh off the rack from Target.