Move over Supreme. $1400 Mama Skate pants are in town.

[behavioralguide]

her ass is not even that nice

[layzieyez]

her ass is not even that nice

She ain't no Rosa in body or face. Hell, Rosa was more of a community organizer/philanthropist than them.

[Landmine]

He's got several story's about how he's going to buy some pants because its hot out

This makes no fucking sense

[Style Police]

[TastyBurrito]

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Was gonna say the same - and she ain't even hot. You'd have to be one ugly mu'fucka that can't get laid or have some heavy beer goggles on to wanna bang that slut. Any chick that skates around in underwear to try and get a few likes needs to get bitten by a shark...

Granted, her sister (the one making/selling the pants) looks better.

[Hinna]

the fake philanthropy shit is puke. sometimes i sk8 in dollar store pjs i got for 5 bucks. they look ok imo and have been holding up well. imagine thinking shes a genius. gross. their whole camps got 0 fkn self awareness

[arrbee]

Doing the lords work!

[SatanicPanic]

Skating in underwear is just weird

[mushroom slice]

This is what happens when you let Steve berra hand out poser passes.
Omaha come get your boy.

[lampshade]

Skating in underwear is just weird

You don't skate in thongs?  It's so liberating. 

[boi-cuzudo]

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Doing the lords work!

hey at least they are wearing a hat

[Eric Dolphy]

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The magnetic moniker "skatepussy" caught my eye as a 33-year-old woman. I yearned to know more and found this captivating interview by a budding cannabis-infused beverage company. I learned the dame is in the erotica business, and has "long-ass rose fingernails" which do not hamper her joint-rolling proficiency. She's also a "daring" professional skateboarder and an inspiring rapper. She also vocally laments, passionately, the discriminatory practices in the world of professional skateboarding against women skaters.



“I’m gonna make my boards and make myself a pro,” she said firmly. “I’m not gonna wait in line for a greasy, wrinkled, guy to take a percentage of my board money. If I’m risking my livelihood, I want to make 100 percent of my money. I’m building my lemonade stand and y’all can wait in line.”

Good on her saying something so brave yet so controversial. She then goes on to inform younger readers to “buy an ounce and a vibrator.” A real life coach.



Above she can be seen hanging out with family while smoking. The interview goes on to state she has a new Benz and a fully paid for house at 26. A struggle any aspiring professional skateboarder can relate to.

After reading this interview and glancing at my driveway brimming with exotic sports cars and pallets of Kreper kingpins I bemoan the up-and-coming floozies. Hopefully, there's just enough to go around.

[close]

Thank you for your investigative journalism. Skategoat and Skatemama are household names round these parts. Skatepussy seems more reclusive. A quick search reveals no actual skating though. Odd.

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Might want to try a new search engine. Found this fire ass clip in 3 seconds

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and she has the audacity to tell us she knows about pants

This had me choking

[BugleBites]

Hey - maybe jokes on us and those prices are in pesos to honor the little old mexican ladies she has sewing them up in the sweatshop. 1400 pesos is $70 bucks. 

[boi-cuzudo]

I want to start skatedadjeans.com
We will sell refurbished dad jeans only,

pay no more than 20 dollars a piece,
free stickers on every purchase

[matty_c]

Five pages and no clear answer, is she doing pornos or what

[EvenStevieNicks]

I'd rather 10% go to our lord and savior Xenu

Yeah, it's not impossible that she's just trying to do The Bridge. That's hundreds of thousands by the time you're done if memory serves.

[figureitout]

Made by losers for losers

[arrbee]

I want to start skatedadjeans.com
We will sell refurbished dad jeans only,

pay no more than 20 dollars a piece,
free stickers on every purchase

I think you’re on to something here. Dm if you’re looking for investors.

[banksandledges]

Imagine getting robbed for your pants instead of your shoes

Once knew a kid who got jumped for his Champion socks way back in the day

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Once knew a kid who got jumped for his Champion socks way back in the day

i hope his life goal is to have a personal stylist

if you get pressed for your socks and nothing else, please get some help

[chat noir]

Gifted Hater is basically just Slap video posts.

I wish him the very best on the dicier topics.

[TD]

Gifted Hater is basically just Slap video posts.

I wish him the very best on the dicier topics.

I dig his content but the nasally tone is so hard to listen to...

[jgonzalez]

the thirst for clout is embarrassing.

these people are deep in samsara.

spectacle puppets.

jesters in the business of panem et circenses

maladies of a free market.

shit sucks lmao

[jakeumms]

FinDoming your way into a pussy broke industry

[UselessAsshole]

The magnetic moniker "skatepussy" caught my eye as a 33-year-old woman. I yearned to know more and found this captivating interview by a budding cannabis-infused beverage company. I learned the dame is in the erotica business, and has "long-ass rose fingernails" which do not hamper her joint-rolling proficiency. She's also a "daring" professional skateboarder and an inspiring rapper. She also vocally laments, passionately, the discriminatory practices in the world of professional skateboarding against women skaters.



“I’m gonna make my boards and make myself a pro,” she said firmly. “I’m not gonna wait in line for a greasy, wrinkled, guy to take a percentage of my board money. If I’m risking my livelihood, I want to make 100 percent of my money. I’m building my lemonade stand and y’all can wait in line.”

Good on her saying something so brave yet so controversial. She then goes on to inform younger readers to “buy an ounce and a vibrator.” A real life coach.



Above she can be seen hanging out with family while smoking. The interview goes on to state she has a new Benz and a fully paid for house at 26. A struggle any aspiring professional skateboarder can relate to.

After reading this interview and glancing at my driveway brimming with exotic sports cars and pallets of Kreper kingpins I bemoan the up-and-coming floozies. Hopefully, there's just enough to go around.

Doug Brown did it better, thong clips and all.

[BinkyConklinFan]

i wouldn’t pay $1400 for that shit if it grew my johnson 3 more inches and let me have 7 seconds of heaven with shortys rosa

Well shit... that's a very strong statement against these paints!

[DaleSr]

Another price gouging kook has entered the arena. Can't be upset if it works though. If there's enough trust fund girl bosses and incel hypebeasts to buy her shit then good on her. It sucks that it's coming on the backs of skate culture, but she is not the first nor will she be the last to cynically sell some skate adjacent dreck

[RoaryMcTwang]

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The magnetic moniker "skatepussy" caught my eye as a 33-year-old woman. I yearned to know more and found this captivating interview by a budding cannabis-infused beverage company. I learned the dame is in the erotica business, and has "long-ass rose fingernails" which do not hamper her joint-rolling proficiency. She's also a "daring" professional skateboarder and an inspiring rapper. She also vocally laments, passionately, the discriminatory practices in the world of professional skateboarding against women skaters.



“I’m gonna make my boards and make myself a pro,” she said firmly. “I’m not gonna wait in line for a greasy, wrinkled, guy to take a percentage of my board money. If I’m risking my livelihood, I want to make 100 percent of my money. I’m building my lemonade stand and y’all can wait in line.”

Good on her saying something so brave yet so controversial. She then goes on to inform younger readers to “buy an ounce and a vibrator.” A real life coach.



Above she can be seen hanging out with family while smoking. The interview goes on to state she has a new Benz and a fully paid for house at 26. A struggle any aspiring professional skateboarder can relate to.

After reading this interview and glancing at my driveway brimming with exotic sports cars and pallets of Kreper kingpins I bemoan the up-and-coming floozies. Hopefully, there's just enough to go around.

[close]

Thank you for your investigative journalism. Skategoat and Skatemama are household names round these parts. Skatepussy seems more reclusive. A quick search reveals no actual skating though. Odd.

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Might want to try a new search engine. Found this fire ass clip in 3 seconds

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I get why she’ll turn her self pro. If she was gonna wait for some old wrinkly guy to turn her with her no pop pop shuv  lingerie gimmick she would be waiting a long time. Her saying she’s risking her livelihood was a good lol with this clip

Taking a wild guess I’d say she’s worried about breaking off one of those long-ass fingernails?

[lk130]

Directly to the trash

[Watson]

One of my buddies was obsessed with Greco and almost bought them. My other friend messaged Jim asking him to tell our buddy it was a bad idea and he actually responded. He said something like "Yeah it's probably a bad idea they're just pants".

This is an A+ hilarious thread, but this really takes the cake for me.