Move over Supreme. $1400 Mama Skate pants are in town.

[HowMakeBoardFlip]

so when or how do we find out if any of them got sold?

Someone on the board is gonna have to take one for the team, it's the only way to be sure. Any volunteers?

[TastyBurrito]

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where can i find a pair of pants with an elastic waistband that i can wear to work? i'm not joking.. my weight fluctuates

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My favorite are the theories lounge pant good colors, a bit pricey, but the fit is on point for me

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Stretchy scrubs.  Figs is a popular company, I wear this greys anatomy one for work that’s pretty comfy

All the nurses at my wife's hospital rock Figs and Grey's. They all swear by em.

[kilgoret]

8 pages of dissecting this fucking kook and her garbage clothes. can't we all agree that examples like this is a clear cut sign that this social media shit has gone past the tipping point of anything that can be considered "harmless" or "don't take it too seriously"?? these are grown ass women we're talking about doing this shit and literally believing their own bullshit , imagine children and their undeveloped brains and mental capacity all around this fucked up world. proof is in the pudding mothafuckers. all you kumbaya naysayers, keep on believing this shit is "harmless and not serious". i hope you have tons of children and give them full access. we've been fucked, but they will really be fucked. enjoy mothafuckers.

[SneakySecrets]

8 pages of dissecting this fucking kook and her garbage clothes. can't we all agree that examples like this is a clear cut sign that this social media shit has gone past the tipping point of anything that can be considered "harmless" or "don't take it too seriously"?? these are grown ass women we're talking about doing this shit and literally believing their own bullshit , imagine children and their undeveloped brains and mental capacity all around this fucked up world. proof is in the pudding mothafuckers. all you kumbaya naysayers, keep on believing this shit is "harmless and not serious". i hope you have tons of children and give them full access. we've been fucked, but they will really be fucked. enjoy mothafuckers.

Sounds like someone’s just salty because they can’t afford their own Big Mamas.

Let me tell you, it would blow your mind if you knew just how deep these pockets go.  And that 5th belt loop… divine.

[kilgoret]

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8 pages of dissecting this fucking kook and her garbage clothes. can't we all agree that examples like this is a clear cut sign that this social media shit has gone past the tipping point of anything that can be considered "harmless" or "don't take it too seriously"?? these are grown ass women we're talking about doing this shit and literally believing their own bullshit , imagine children and their undeveloped brains and mental capacity all around this fucked up world. proof is in the pudding mothafuckers. all you kumbaya naysayers, keep on believing this shit is "harmless and not serious". i hope you have tons of children and give them full access. we've been fucked, but they will really be fucked. enjoy mothafuckers.

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Sounds like someone’s just salty because they can’t afford their own Big Mamas.

Let me tell you, it would blow your mind if you knew just how deep these pockets go.  And that 5th belt loop… divine.

touche bud 

[RikiTakeuchi]

Skategoat put a post up calling out a sportperson who was going to use onlyfans for giving tips and advice to his fans. I very politely asked why he had a problem with it when he's trying to charge his fans 1400 for pants. I

He swiftly removed the post and blocked me

[ndsr]

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8 pages of dissecting this fucking kook and her garbage clothes. can't we all agree that examples like this is a clear cut sign that this social media shit has gone past the tipping point of anything that can be considered "harmless" or "don't take it too seriously"?? these are grown ass women we're talking about doing this shit and literally believing their own bullshit , imagine children and their undeveloped brains and mental capacity all around this fucked up world. proof is in the pudding mothafuckers. all you kumbaya naysayers, keep on believing this shit is "harmless and not serious". i hope you have tons of children and give them full access. we've been fucked, but they will really be fucked. enjoy mothafuckers.

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Sounds like someone’s just salty because they can’t afford their own Big Mamas.

Let me tell you, it would blow your mind if you knew just how deep these pockets go.  And that 5th belt loop… divine.

I grew up with huge gardens full of fresh vegetables , access to eat cows, pigs, elk, moose, pheasant and a mini ramp in my backyard but my family could never get us over that hump of possessing trousers with more than 3 belt loops..... 

[kenjiro]

Skategoat put a post up calling out a sportperson who was going to use onlyfans for giving tips and advice to his fans. I very politely asked why he had a problem with it when he's trying to charge his fans 1400 for pants. I

He swiftly removed the post and blocked me

that’s fantastic. these instagram people are crazy

[rocklobster]

Skategoat put a post up calling out a sportperson who was going to use onlyfans for giving tips and advice to his fans. I very politely asked why he had a problem with it when he's trying to charge his fans 1400 for pants. I

He swiftly removed the post and blocked me

[BALARGUE]

Skategoat put a post up calling out a sportperson who was going to use onlyfans for giving tips and advice to his fans. I very politely asked why he had a problem with it when he's trying to charge his fans 1400 for pants. I

He swiftly removed the post and blocked me

seems like there's a skategoat movie coming soon... steve berra is involved
and something called skategoat entertainment
and you can't leave comments on his last "new pro boards dropping soon" post

[RikiTakeuchi]

Saw that too, absolutely unreal. The ego on these kids is absurd.

Shouldn't you have something of a career before making a documentary about yourself?

[Billy Bitchcakes]

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Skategoat put a post up calling out a sportperson who was going to use onlyfans for giving tips and advice to his fans. I very politely asked why he had a problem with it when he's trying to charge his fans 1400 for pants. I

He swiftly removed the post and blocked me

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seems like there's a skategoat movie coming soon

wait wait wait.... there's a what??

[veritas]

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Skategoat put a post up calling out a sportperson who was going to use onlyfans for giving tips and advice to his fans. I very politely asked why he had a problem with it when he's trying to charge his fans 1400 for pants. I

He swiftly removed the post and blocked me

[close]

seems like there's a skategoat movie coming soon

[close]

wait wait wait.... there's a what??

This incident and skategoats ascension to Xenu's favorite skate messiah are both signs that LA social media narcissist fart-sniffer culture has really gone too far.

[RichardBarkley]

I think he pretty much nails it

God skategoat is a twat

[jgonzalez]

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8 pages of dissecting this fucking kook and her garbage clothes. can't we all agree that examples like this is a clear cut sign that this social media shit has gone past the tipping point of anything that can be considered "harmless" or "don't take it too seriously"?? these are grown ass women we're talking about doing this shit and literally believing their own bullshit , imagine children and their undeveloped brains and mental capacity all around this fucked up world. proof is in the pudding mothafuckers. all you kumbaya naysayers, keep on believing this shit is "harmless and not serious". i hope you have tons of children and give them full access. we've been fucked, but they will really be fucked. enjoy mothafuckers.

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Bros there has to be a shelf life on whores in thongs doing pop shuvits in skateparks.

I feel attacked.

[quackquack]

[mushroom slice]

I’d donate but pick a different color. Not white. Labor Day was Monday don’t you kids respect anything these days.

[companguero]

I’d donate but pick a different color. Not white. Labor Day was Monday don’t you kids respect anything these days.

    NAH, they're "BUTTERCREAM FROSTING" 

but your point remains

[foureyedjim]

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where can i find a pair of pants with an elastic waistband that i can wear to work? i'm not joking.. my weight fluctuates

[close]

My favorite are the theories lounge pant good colors, a bit pricey, but the fit is on point for me

[close]

Stretchy scrubs.  Figs is a popular company, I wear this greys anatomy one for work that’s pretty comfy

[close]

All the nurses at my wife's hospital rock Figs and Grey's. They all swear by em.

The jogger Figs look hilarious, but their regular pants seem to fit pretty normal.  Mine are a bit more baggy. 
Either way, cheaper and probably more comfortable than these cord pants. Also own two pairs of polar surf pants and although I like them, 40 dollar scrub pants are more reasonable.

[Síota]

First of all who the fuck calls themselves skategoat when they are not Ishod, he won't even use that insta handle and you all know he is the GOAT.

[newguy]

I’m only on page two and am howling at the burns you guys are throwing at this woman and her business, oh my days. Giggled when I saw the « 10% donated to charity on every order », so magnanimous hahaha.

[newguy]

The magnetic moniker "skatepussy" caught my eye as a 33-year-old woman. I yearned to know more and found this captivating interview by a budding cannabis-infused beverage company. I learned the dame is in the erotica business, and has "long-ass rose fingernails" which do not hamper her joint-rolling proficiency. She's also a "daring" professional skateboarder and an inspiring rapper. She also vocally laments, passionately, the discriminatory practices in the world of professional skateboarding against women skaters.



“I’m gonna make my boards and make myself a pro,” she said firmly. “I’m not gonna wait in line for a greasy, wrinkled, guy to take a percentage of my board money. If I’m risking my livelihood, I want to make 100 percent of my money. I’m building my lemonade stand and y’all can wait in line.”

Good on her saying something so brave yet so controversial. She then goes on to inform younger readers to “buy an ounce and a vibrator.” A real life coach.



Above she can be seen hanging out with family while smoking. The interview goes on to state she has a new Benz and a fully paid for house at 26. A struggle any aspiring professional skateboarder can relate to.

After reading this interview and glancing at my driveway brimming with exotic sports cars and pallets of Kreper kingpins I bemoan the up-and-coming floozies. Hopefully, there's just enough to go around.

You post made me giggle like an idiot and profoundly sad too, profoundly sad that this woman is not joking and really does believe her own lies. The final à shot of her sister’s lavish apartment’s terrasse is truly a depressing snapshot of the state skateboarding is in today, gatekeeping needs to come back; if only to keep these people from tearing apart what makes skateboarding so great and milking it dry :-((

Not only that but her stupid privileged take on feminism plays into the stereotypes those opposed to it use to discredit an actual important struggle. God dammit lady.

[newguy]

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Someone should run her design and call them skatemom pants and charge appropriately…I don’t get my sewing machine til January otherwise I’d be all over it

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Tony pantalones is happening?!?!

Do it!

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Alright, then Tony, my mate… You’ve got 1 month until your rig arrives. That’s roughly 4 weeks to get your new brand/company, Skateboard Mother, (whose logo is a big juicy peach, with back-pockets on each side of the cleft) up and running.
Chop-chop, opportunity is a’knocking.
Sign me up for the 1st pair, while you’re at it.

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Haha you guys will be the first to know, I’m gonna make “boogie board pants” too

You had my interest at skate mom jeans and now you have my full attention, I’m absolutely down to roll up at a spot with my pristine girl boss hustle boogie board pants lmfao

[EXTRA SPICY]

SHIT YOUTUBE LINK 14-MINUTES LONG DELETED FOR YOUR FAVOR

I think he pretty much nails it

God skategoat is a twat

Duh Fuq you think we can dedicate 14 minutes to anything? Fuck off outta everywhere for a two week minimum. Don't reply to this.

More important, patiently awaiting the TJMAXX drop on these hot SkateMamas when they secondarily drop at 97% cost reduction, along with those Polar Pants that are rebranded wranglers.

[newguy]

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Skategoat put a post up calling out a sportperson who was going to use onlyfans for giving tips and advice to his fans. I very politely asked why he had a problem with it when he's trying to charge his fans 1400 for pants. I

He swiftly removed the post and blocked me

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seems like there's a skategoat movie coming soon... steve berra is involved
and something called skategoat entertainment
and you can't leave comments on his last "new pro boards dropping soon" post

This thread is honestly something else

[RichardBarkley]

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SHIT YOUTUBE LINK 14-MINUTES LONG DELETED FOR YOUR FAVOR

I think he pretty much nails it

God skategoat is a twat

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Duh Fuq you think we can dedicate 14 minutes to anything? Fuck off outta everywhere for a two week minimum. Don't reply to this.

More important, patiently awaiting the TJMAXX drop on these hot SkateMamas when they secondarily drop at 97% cost reduction, along with those Polar Pants that are rebranded wranglers.

Lol

Hahahaha 🤣

Good boy

[FatGuy92]

Lifted Tater back with more for the masses. LOL at the return address being the Berrics. They probably store all their inventory there.

[flippy lippy]

Lifted Tater back with more for the masses.

Didn't this dude say women shouldn't run skate meme pages?

[FatGuy92]

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Lifted Tater back with more for the masses.

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Didn't this dude say women shouldn't run skate meme pages?

I think he said it's shitty when content creators make memes that normalize toxic behavior perpetuated in the skate scene, which include memes from apparently female run meme pages. something like that. The video doesn't seem to be up anymore so I can't check it

[Pat Eisenhauer]

Already deleted but I screenshoted it.