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Re: Move over Supreme. $1400 Mama Skate pants are in town.
« Reply #450 on: September 14, 2021, 10:43:39 PM »
Damm the hifted gater smoked them. Really good one

I hope Berra shouts the fuck up now.

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« Reply #451 on: September 14, 2021, 11:59:22 PM »


Mate just virtually folded Berra like a piece of moldy cardboard left in a cave too long 💀

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Re: Move over Supreme. $1400 Mama Skate pants are in town.
« Reply #452 on: September 15, 2021, 12:02:03 AM »
I'm a little impressed with the Gifted Hater, he seems pretty level headed and emphatic consider the premise of his channel.
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Re: Move over Supreme. $1400 Mama Skate pants are in town.
« Reply #453 on: September 15, 2021, 04:45:46 AM »
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The magnetic moniker "skatepussy" caught my eye as a 33-year-old woman. I yearned to know more and found this captivating interview by a budding cannabis-infused beverage company. I learned the dame is in the erotica business, and has "long-ass rose fingernails" which do not hamper her joint-rolling proficiency. She's also a "daring" professional skateboarder and an inspiring rapper. She also vocally laments, passionately, the discriminatory practices in the world of professional skateboarding against women skaters.



“I’m gonna make my boards and make myself a pro,” she said firmly. “I’m not gonna wait in line for a greasy, wrinkled, guy to take a percentage of my board money. If I’m risking my livelihood, I want to make 100 percent of my money. I’m building my lemonade stand and y’all can wait in line.”

Good on her saying something so brave yet so controversial. She then goes on to inform younger readers to “buy an ounce and a vibrator.” A real life coach.



Above she can be seen hanging out with family while smoking. The interview goes on to state she has a new Benz and a fully paid for house at 26. A struggle any aspiring professional skateboarder can relate to.

After reading this interview and glancing at my driveway brimming with exotic sports cars and pallets of Kreper kingpins I bemoan the up-and-coming floozies. Hopefully, there's just enough to go around.
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Thank you for your investigative journalism. Skategoat and Skatemama are household names round these parts. Skatepussy seems more reclusive. A quick search reveals no actual skating though. Odd.
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Might want to try a new search engine. Found this fire ass clip in 3 seconds

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I get why she’ll turn her self pro. If she was gonna wait for some old wrinkly guy to turn her with her no pop pop shuv  lingerie gimmick she would be waiting a long time. Her saying she’s risking her livelihood was a good lol with this clip
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She doesn't want to fall down and get pussy broke.
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I've been aware of skatepussy for a while now (because of her ass) I always thought it was a bit weird how she's going to these parks that most likely have kids there with her whole ass out.
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Re: Move over Supreme. $1400 Mama Skate pants are in town.
« Reply #454 on: September 15, 2021, 05:09:16 AM »
I assume these kids have already seen loads of butts on their phones and/or at the beach...
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Re: Move over Supreme. $1400 Mama Skate pants are in town.
« Reply #455 on: September 15, 2021, 05:11:09 AM »
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The magnetic moniker "skatepussy" caught my eye as a 33-year-old woman. I yearned to know more and found this captivating interview by a budding cannabis-infused beverage company. I learned the dame is in the erotica business, and has "long-ass rose fingernails" which do not hamper her joint-rolling proficiency. She's also a "daring" professional skateboarder and an inspiring rapper. She also vocally laments, passionately, the discriminatory practices in the world of professional skateboarding against women skaters.



“I’m gonna make my boards and make myself a pro,” she said firmly. “I’m not gonna wait in line for a greasy, wrinkled, guy to take a percentage of my board money. If I’m risking my livelihood, I want to make 100 percent of my money. I’m building my lemonade stand and y’all can wait in line.”

Good on her saying something so brave yet so controversial. She then goes on to inform younger readers to “buy an ounce and a vibrator.” A real life coach.



Above she can be seen hanging out with family while smoking. The interview goes on to state she has a new Benz and a fully paid for house at 26. A struggle any aspiring professional skateboarder can relate to.

After reading this interview and glancing at my driveway brimming with exotic sports cars and pallets of Kreper kingpins I bemoan the up-and-coming floozies. Hopefully, there's just enough to go around.
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Thank you for your investigative journalism. Skategoat and Skatemama are household names round these parts. Skatepussy seems more reclusive. A quick search reveals no actual skating though. Odd.
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Might want to try a new search engine. Found this fire ass clip in 3 seconds

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I get why she’ll turn her self pro. If she was gonna wait for some old wrinkly guy to turn her with her no pop pop shuv  lingerie gimmick she would be waiting a long time. Her saying she’s risking her livelihood was a good lol with this clip
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She doesn't want to fall down and get pussy broke.
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I've been aware of skatepussy for a while now (because of her ass) I always thought it was a bit weird how she's going to these parks that most likely have kids there with her whole ass out.
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Be careful bro you may get banned for misogyny.

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Re: Move over Supreme. $1400 Mama Skate pants are in town.
« Reply #456 on: September 15, 2021, 05:13:48 AM »
I assume these kids have already seen loads of butts on their phones and/or at the beach...

Yeah but now they have to smell it.


Also it's not a beach or a picture on their phones. It's a public skatepark

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Re: Move over Supreme. $1400 Mama Skate pants are in town.
« Reply #457 on: September 15, 2021, 05:18:23 AM »
So when will there be male skaters filming park edits only wearing thongs?
Maybe some Venice locals. Skategoat? Sean Davis?

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Re: Move over Supreme. $1400 Mama Skate pants are in town.
« Reply #458 on: September 15, 2021, 05:24:22 AM »
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Yeah but now they have to smell it.


Also it's not a beach or a picture on their phones. It's a public skatepark

So what? Like seeing a butt in a thong in a different setting will somehow damage them? That's some puritanical shit.
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Re: Move over Supreme. $1400 Mama Skate pants are in town.
« Reply #459 on: September 15, 2021, 05:37:48 AM »
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I assume these kids have already seen loads of butts on their phones and/or at the beach...
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Yeah but now they have to smell it.


Also it's not a beach or a picture on their phones. It's a public skatepark
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So what? Like seeing a butt in a thong in a different setting will somehow damage them? That's some puritanical shit.

No it's some petulant child brain shit. Thinking you should just always get what you want whenever you want it and not worry about other people.
I don't care about nudity I think there's plenty of places where full nudity should be more accepted pools beaches etc.
But I do care about skateboarding and being shitty at a skatepark sucks no matter what. wether it's snaking, over waxing, graffiti or even basically streaking in people's way.
Basically just don't be an asshole

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« Reply #460 on: September 15, 2021, 05:40:32 AM »
So when will there be male skaters filming park edits only wearing thongs?
Maybe some Venice locals. Skategoat? Sean Davis?

Evan mock is filming his new part with a gimp mask

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Re: Move over Supreme. $1400 Mama Skate pants are in town.
« Reply #461 on: September 15, 2021, 05:41:02 AM »
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Yeah but now they have to smell it.


Also it's not a beach or a picture on their phones. It's a public skatepark
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So what? Like seeing a butt in a thong in a different setting will somehow damage them? That's some puritanical shit.

Children shouldnt be exposed to grown adults skating naked for social media clout.

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Re: Move over Supreme. $1400 Mama Skate pants are in town.
« Reply #462 on: September 15, 2021, 05:42:56 AM »
It’s crazy like back in the day cunts would yell shit like ‘get your rat out’ or, ‘show us your motor’
Older cunts long gone man they’re eyes woulda been popping out their heads to see this at a skatepark
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« Reply #463 on: September 15, 2021, 05:46:47 AM »
So when will there be male skaters filming park edits only wearing thongs?
Maybe some Venice locals. Skategoat? Sean Davis?

Now I want some footy of nick dompierre in a thong, dammit!

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« Reply #464 on: September 15, 2021, 06:01:21 AM »
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I assume these kids have already seen loads of butts on their phones and/or at the beach...
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Yeah but now they have to smell it.


Also it's not a beach or a picture on their phones. It's a public skatepark
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So what? Like seeing a butt in a thong in a different setting will somehow damage them? That's some puritanical shit.
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Children shouldnt be exposed to grown adults skating naked for social media clout.

The clout chasing is the problem, I agree.
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« Reply #465 on: September 15, 2021, 06:12:51 AM »
Homegirl gotta whole ass man face. Who is paying her for "content"?

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« Reply #466 on: September 15, 2021, 06:32:41 AM »
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I assume these kids have already seen loads of butts on their phones and/or at the beach...
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Yeah but now they have to smell it.


Also it's not a beach or a picture on their phones. It's a public skatepark
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So what? Like seeing a butt in a thong in a different setting will somehow damage them? That's some puritanical shit.
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Children shouldnt be exposed to grown adults skating naked for social media clout.
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The clout chasing is the problem, I agree.

I agree as well.   What other reason would she be doing it?  Its like she got nothing else to go on so just revert to whatever she got left, her body.  Which isn't all that great but when you're the only doing it in a specific environment its bound to catch some attention. 

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« Reply #467 on: September 15, 2021, 09:39:29 AM »
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I assume these kids have already seen loads of butts on their phones and/or at the beach...
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Yeah but now they have to smell it.


Also it's not a beach or a picture on their phones. It's a public skatepark
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So what? Like seeing a butt in a thong in a different setting will somehow damage them? That's some puritanical shit.
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Children shouldnt be exposed to grown adults skating naked for social media clout.
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The clout chasing is the problem, I agree.

I think the argument that some people would make is the sexualization of it, that children shouldn't be exposed to.

I haven't seen many of her videos but skating leather thongs or suggestive lingerie is probably what people don't want at the skatepark. As well as nudity.
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Re: Move over Supreme. $1400 Mama Skate pants are in town.
« Reply #468 on: September 15, 2021, 10:43:23 AM »
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« Reply #469 on: September 15, 2021, 10:45:31 AM »
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« Reply #470 on: September 15, 2021, 11:14:21 AM »
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Australia is dickhead jail but America is the real horny jail.
Australians got kicked out of Britain for being too rowdy and stealing shit. Americans snuck out of Britain because they wanted to find a place to fuck their cousins without being judged.

That aside and even morality aside don't leak nudes because then you become the horrible men their narrative already paints you as. You make their bullshit become true.
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Nah dude this place was founded by pinch faced protestant freaks who wanted to snitch on each other for being too Anglican

Spanish catholics arrived in Florida and the Caribbean like 100 years before Protestants got to America.

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« Reply #471 on: September 15, 2021, 11:16:38 AM »
The best part is I don’t see anyway for the “company” to recover after this.

I know there are a lot of dumb people out there, but I can’t see anyone buying the pants at their current price. And as mentioned in this thread, they’re basically alienating any true fans they had previously. So they will be left with no customers, not that I assume they had to many before but I’m sure it was doing OK.

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Re: Move over Supreme. $1400 Mama Skate pants are in town.
« Reply #472 on: September 15, 2021, 11:17:23 AM »
I think the argument that some people would make is the sexualization of it, that children shouldn't be exposed to.

I haven't seen many of her videos but skating leather thongs or suggestive lingerie is probably what people don't want at the skatepark. As well as nudity.

You could argue that her sexuality and marketing is just an answer to all the sexuality skateboarding used for advertising in the early 90s to present day. But honestly I just think these girls are corny and only care about skateboarding because it's "counter culture" (lol) and goes along with their weed-smoking luxury fashion branding.

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« Reply #473 on: September 15, 2021, 11:33:23 AM »
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I think the argument that some people would make is the sexualization of it, that children shouldn't be exposed to.

I haven't seen many of her videos but skating leather thongs or suggestive lingerie is probably what people don't want at the skatepark. As well as nudity.
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You could argue that her sexuality and marketing is just an answer to all the sexuality skateboarding used for advertising in the early 90s to present day. But honestly I just think these girls are corny and only care about skateboarding because it's "counter culture" (lol) and goes along with their weed-smoking luxury fashion branding.

I agree, I don’t think these women actually would be skating if it wasn’t popular and “counter culture”, I mean I’m all for being inclusive and allowing anyone and everyone to skate, but it seems like they are hopping on this bandwagon because they can see some money in it and it appeals to their ideals and values, but whatever I’m just a greasy old white dude, what the fuck do I know
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« Reply #474 on: September 15, 2021, 12:00:43 PM »
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I assume these kids have already seen loads of butts on their phones and/or at the beach...
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Yeah but now they have to smell it.


Also it's not a beach or a picture on their phones. It's a public skatepark
[close]

So what? Like seeing a butt in a thong in a different setting will somehow damage them? That's some puritanical shit.
[close]

Children shouldnt be exposed to grown adults skating naked for social media clout.
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The clout chasing is the problem, I agree.
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I think the argument that some people would make is the sexualization of it, that children shouldn't be exposed to.

I haven't seen many of her videos but skating leather thongs or suggestive lingerie is probably what people don't want at the skatepark. As well as nudity.

Yeah, I get that argument. I'm just saying that it's well "won't someone please think of the children!!!" Especially since they seem to wear normal clothes at the park, judging by what I see on their accounts (https://www.instagram.com/mamaskate/?hl=en  or https://www.instagram.com/skaterwonderwoman). In one post she's wearing a bikini at the Venice Beach park. It's literally on a beach. Hardly scandalous behaviour.
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« Reply #475 on: September 15, 2021, 12:55:16 PM »
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Australia is dickhead jail but America is the real horny jail.
Australians got kicked out of Britain for being too rowdy and stealing shit. Americans snuck out of Britain because they wanted to find a place to fuck their cousins without being judged.

That aside and even morality aside don't leak nudes because then you become the horrible men their narrative already paints you as. You make their bullshit become true.
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Nah dude this place was founded by pinch faced protestant freaks who wanted to snitch on each other for being too Anglican
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Spanish catholics arrived in Florida and the Caribbean like 100 years before Protestants got to America.

Yeah but the Spanish aren't the foundations of this country, the British colonists are


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Re: Move over Supreme. $1400 Mama Skate pants are in town.
« Reply #476 on: September 15, 2021, 04:56:08 PM »
I know it's been mentioned a few times in this thread but this shit is a strong argument for gatekeeping and bullying in skating.

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« Reply #477 on: September 15, 2021, 05:10:27 PM »
This person, Andy Schrock and countless others are turning themselves pro.  Cole Wilson is retiring to make a living doing manual labor all the while he is more fun to watch than every Instagram pro

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« Reply #478 on: September 15, 2021, 06:04:44 PM »
I know it's been mentioned a few times in this thread but this shit is a strong argument for gatekeeping and bullying in skating.

Agreed, I'm 100% for inclusivity but skateboarders have a responsibility to clown on individuals who aren't in it for the "right" reasons - using the counter-culture image of skateboarding to push a financial agenda.
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Re: Move over Supreme. $1400 Mama Skate pants are in town.
« Reply #479 on: September 15, 2021, 06:11:19 PM »
This person, Andy Schrock and countless others are turning themselves pro.  Cole Wilson is retiring to make a living doing manual labor all the while he is more fun to watch than every Instagram pro



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