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Grossest part I've ever seen.
« on: September 21, 2021, 07:17:46 AM »
This part really supports the argument for needing more bullying/gatekeeping in skateboarding.


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Re: Grossest part I've ever seen.
« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2021, 07:26:52 AM »
Probably when my dad and I shared a toilet as a child.
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Re: Grossest part I've ever seen.
« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2021, 07:28:29 AM »
This part really supports the argument for needing more bullying/gatekeeping in skateboarding.



Yea I couldn’t finish that one, I can’t stand when people put their kid footage in a contemporary part…we get it you’ve been skating for a bit, wasnt a good look when creager did it, definitely ain’t working for you bub, that being said, didn’t realize you could rocket flip every single flip trick known to man, or click your heels like a leprechaun on every flip trick you do, nice 2/10
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Re: Grossest part I've ever seen.
« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2021, 07:34:49 AM »
if you dig into his archives surely you'll find grosser.

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Re: Grossest part I've ever seen.
« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2021, 07:42:15 AM »
25 seconds and that was enough for me.

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Re: Grossest part I've ever seen.
« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2021, 07:46:03 AM »
Imagine doing this type of bulliyng with a girl.

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Re: Grossest part I've ever seen.
« Reply #7 on: September 21, 2021, 07:50:08 AM »
Imagine doing this type of bulliyng with a girl.

Don't have to, most female pros have a better kickflip than this guy. And they're not guilty of all these illegal tricks.

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Re: Grossest part I've ever seen.
« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2021, 07:55:51 AM »
Styles bad and tricks are wacky at best but I gotta respect someone actually putting effort in

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Re: Grossest part I've ever seen.
« Reply #9 on: September 21, 2021, 08:06:11 AM »
Honestly, I think Pine's style has improved a lot. He is "catching" his tricks a lot further off the ground now.

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Re: Grossest part I've ever seen.
« Reply #10 on: September 21, 2021, 08:18:05 AM »
On one side, it's pretty gross. On the other side, at least he's doing his own thing.

Those kickflips are so bad though. and not a single switch clip.
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Re: Grossest part I've ever seen.
« Reply #11 on: September 21, 2021, 08:31:06 AM »
Unfortunately there is even worse shit than this, usually comes in a red shirt

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Re: Grossest part I've ever seen.
« Reply #12 on: September 21, 2021, 08:36:43 AM »
Pine is tight, he's been doing his own thing and progressing at it for a long time.

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Re: Grossest part I've ever seen.
« Reply #13 on: September 21, 2021, 08:37:13 AM »
Honestly, I think Pine's style has improved a lot. He is "catching" his tricks a lot further off the ground now.

I thought the same thing but his drops are just getting bigger so he has time to *catch up to the board* but hes mostly falling with style.

Thank god i have friends who care about me enough to say "that tricks whack" or "dont film that"

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Re: Grossest part I've ever seen.
« Reply #14 on: September 21, 2021, 08:52:32 AM »
Grew up skating around this dude. Me and friends would get bashed for critiquing his skating (saying he needs to pop, work on style, go faster, etc.) by his friends and people would essentially ride his dick bc he was getting sponsors/they genuinely believed his 360 body flailing was Godsent.

This guy has been clowned by washed up Youtubers and Instagrammers, what more is there to say???

He doesn't do any stylish looking tricks. He hasn't changed up his skating since he started. A literal man-child.

Even when he tries to troll he somehow makes himself look worse. (NKA vid)

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Re: Grossest part I've ever seen.
« Reply #15 on: September 21, 2021, 09:19:35 AM »
This video wouldn’t be so bad if dude would a) go a lickle bit faster, b) pop them tricks, at least some of them, c) catch the flips once in a while, or d) focus on style more (or at all) & focus less on how many times the board flips/spins.
Of course, if he did any of those things, it wouldn’t really be a Pine edit, now would it?


Full disclose: I can’t do none of them tricks. (Thank god!!!)

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Re: Grossest part I've ever seen.
« Reply #16 on: September 21, 2021, 09:45:57 AM »
https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=118566.0
I'd say 80-90% of slap users have never been to the skate media board or plainly don't even know it exists.

Jeff's doing his thing, not my thing but more power to him. Haven't seen the part and most likely won't but I respect the guy.

Macho Taildrop's sweet btw, loved that B&W Frank footage and the Steve Olsen cake shop bit.

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Re: Grossest part I've ever seen.
« Reply #17 on: September 21, 2021, 09:54:58 AM »
used to be funny but now that the kid has to be like 30 at this point (right?) it's just kind of grim
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Re: Grossest part I've ever seen.
« Reply #18 on: September 21, 2021, 09:57:20 AM »
Imagine doing this type of bulliyng with a girl.

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Re: Grossest part I've ever seen.
« Reply #19 on: September 21, 2021, 09:57:46 AM »

Jeff's doing his thing, not my thing but more power to him. Haven't seen the part and most likely won't but I respect the guy.


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Re: Grossest part I've ever seen.
« Reply #20 on: September 21, 2021, 10:03:34 AM »
Knew exactly what video would be in here just from reading the title hahaha

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Re: Grossest part I've ever seen.
« Reply #21 on: September 21, 2021, 10:13:21 AM »
I need to see him 5.0 first, before I can pass judgement.

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Re: Grossest part I've ever seen.
« Reply #22 on: September 21, 2021, 10:27:50 AM »
lets see your footy  8)

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Re: Grossest part I've ever seen.
« Reply #23 on: September 21, 2021, 10:35:53 AM »


Don't worry.  Steez Ortiz has your back.

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Re: Grossest part I've ever seen.
« Reply #24 on: September 21, 2021, 10:41:01 AM »
lets see your footy  8)

get your fs and bs in order first, champ.

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Re: Grossest part I've ever seen.
« Reply #25 on: September 21, 2021, 10:42:50 AM »
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Jeff's doing his thing, not my thing but more power to him. Haven't seen the part and most likely won't but I respect the guy.

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1. Please don't quote me to try and elevate a shit post. I have in fact seen this guy skate plenty and can acknowledge it takes talent and dedication to do what he does. That's all I was saying. Just trying to treat another human like a human's all.
2.  Well hadn't thought of a 2 when I typed the 1 bit... 2. I fuck with Ween too bro, let's be civil.

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Re: Grossest part I've ever seen.
« Reply #26 on: September 21, 2021, 10:47:58 AM »
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Jeff's doing his thing, not my thing but more power to him. Haven't seen the part and most likely won't but I respect the guy.

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haven't licked the bottom of a toilet seat yet but I can tell you it sucks
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1. Please don't quote me to try and elevate a shit post. I have in fact seen this guy skate plenty and can acknowledge it takes talent and dedication to do what he does. That's all I was saying. Just trying to treat another human like a human's all.
2.  Well hadn't thought of a 2 when I typed the 1 bit... 2. I fuck with Ween too bro, let's be civil.

Valid. I grew up skating around him too, I hear you. His skating is just ass, being honest.

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Re: Grossest part I've ever seen.
« Reply #27 on: September 21, 2021, 11:04:59 AM »
I’m not here to say he’s a style king but dude puts in work.  I’m not a fan of his style but I’m a fan of his commitment and work ethic.  Imagine how exhilarating it would be to possibly land the mobbest nollie flip of all time down a 14 stair.

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Re: Grossest part I've ever seen.
« Reply #28 on: September 21, 2021, 11:37:06 AM »
The fuckin' worst

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Re: Grossest part I've ever seen.
« Reply #29 on: September 21, 2021, 11:42:47 AM »
i rather watch Richard skate than Jeff