Who has the dumbest team in skateboarding?

[DaleSr]

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With the exception of Gravette, Creature gives off big knuckle dragging energy.

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Al Parts and Navs are both pretty intelligent

Wilkins seems cool too

[matty_c]

Probably weedmaps lol
I mean they’re all sick but I uh never thought of putting them together like that

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

is it too late to say Life Extension?

how was this not the OP?

[BALARGUE]

Just watched Tyson and Pedro in that Thrasher billboards piece

[Sloppy Krooks]

I don’t know many riders, but from attitude alone I wanna say GX1000.

Caught up in WAAAAAY too much stupid jock shit for me to even click on their videos anymore.

[Prostate Exam]

Duane Peters

[frontfootimpossible]

Modern/ current GX squad easily the most fried dumbest group of people, most conversations consist of 0 three syllable words. De la, Al rapist and Jake johnson era was probably a bit smarter.

[HiResDes]

I forgot about Bummer High RIP

[GnarAlarm]

Oh god damnit, so what did MJ do to get so much hate?
Really hoping the trash talk on him is just hipster bullshit and he didn't actually do anything wrong, he's one of my all time favorite skaters.

[Newphone]

Birdhouse with Dixon, walker, jaws, Rayburne
And Mike Davis? More like “birdbrain”, right guys?!?!?

[No Wave Comply]

Baker has kind of a dynasty of stupid. They never seem to run out of smooth brains throughout the years. Love them but a lot of them don't seem the brightest.

I can attest to this. While working at Amoeba Music (Hollywood) in the mid-2000's, I met and became friendly with Greco and eventually other Baker dudes. I'm glad Greco matured and has seemingly become wiser because he was pretty simple-minded back then, but Braydon Szafranski took the cake as king mimbo. But as far as the other dudes I met, Ellington seemed bright enough, Reynolds was obviously intelligent, and Spanky was damn near a valedictorian.

[Lowcalcium]

Darkstar now might be the dumbest team in skateboarding. Real geniuses on the team: Cameo Wilson, Dave Bachinksy, Greg Lutzka, KeChaud Johnson, Ryan Decenzo

[RossDailey]

With the exception of Gravette, Creature gives off big knuckle dragging energy.

Peter Raffin & Provost should also be considered exceptions

[GnarAlarm]

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With the exception of Gravette, Creature gives off big knuckle dragging energy.

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Peter Raffin & Provost should also be considered exceptions

I'd swear in one of the more recent videos I saw Provost in he looked like he's hitting that "more interested in partying than skating" phase of his career. Like his face looking pudgy and red and he's slamming a beer in every goddamn clip.

[slapattack]

Baker for sure. IDK if he's dumb but listening to Kaders bunt interview was brutal. His response to everything was like shiiit idek

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With the exception of Gravette, Creature gives off big knuckle dragging energy.

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Al Parts and Navs are both pretty intelligent

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Wilkins seems cool too

Jimmy is on Real now

[GrayCellGreen]

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With the exception of Gravette, Creature gives off big knuckle dragging energy.

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Peter Raffin & Provost should also be considered exceptions

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I'd swear in one of the more recent videos I saw Provost in he looked like he's hitting that "more interested in partying than skating" phase of his career. Like his face looking pudgy and red and he's slamming a beer in every goddamn clip.

Maybe Provost can take the crown as the new liver king.

[Lord Viper Scorpion]

no one's mentioned zero yet? as in zero intelligence? booya!

[radcunt]

Illegal civ.

A whole team who can't spell IQ

[tadej Pog]

Oh god damnit, so what did MJ do to get so much hate?
Really hoping the trash talk on him is just hipster bullshit and he didn't actually do anything wrong, he's one of my all time favorite skaters.

Mike Carroll beef when MJ left Lakai.

[offkilter]

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With the exception of Gravette, Creature gives off big knuckle dragging energy.

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Peter Raffin & Provost should also be considered exceptions

John Worthington was the smartest kid in my high school chemistry class and now has an engineering degree, definitely up there with Ryan Lay in the top 1% of smartest pros.

[versacekid420]

my team goes stupid

[Cuban_Lynx]

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is it too late to say Life Extension?

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how was this not the OP?

2:30 where Trapasso doesn’t know who the president is made an impression on me.

[RoaryMcTwang]

Also wanted to write illegal civ but then realized that they don’t even have a team

[cherry]

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Either everyone kn frog is either hella smart or hella dumb

Idk which though

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something about chris milic makes me think he is really good at math, so i am going with hella smart

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Some people just look like nerds but are super dumb.  Don’t let the glasses fool you, they let just anyone go in there and buy them, there’s no IQ testing.

At 41 seconds he grinds a rail that (seemingly) he wrote a math equation on

[Yonnycage]

Check out this brain trust.

Fucking tspliff struggling to remember his own name hahahaha

[Newphone]

The brick boxers squad?

[Andmoreagain]

probly termite

[Terminal]

With the exception of Gravette, Creature gives off big knuckle dragging energy.

Is it just me, or is Gravette really underrated?
Dude seems to not take himself too seriously at all and absolutely rips on the wooden toy.

Really become a fan, particularly later in his pro career..

[versacekid420]

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With the exception of Gravette, Creature gives off big knuckle dragging energy.

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Is it just me, or is Gravette really underrated?
Dude seems to not take himself too seriously at all and absolutely rips on the wooden toy.

Really become a fan, particularly later in his pro career..

he’s rated correctly