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Do chav's still wear Burberry? Are we allowed to call them chav's?
Do chav's still wear Burberry? Not really, theyre more about Polo & lacoste now from what I see.
Are we allowed to call them chav's? Yeah but probably not to their face.
The first time I ever went to London I got off the train from Paris all bleary eyed and I saw my first wild chav, and he had face tattoos (back when that was still more uncommon) and I guess I didn’t realize I was staring because he looked at me and said “u wot m8” or some other such UKism, not gonna lie I was kinda shook
I have a habit of accidentally staring hard at people when I’m in a new place. Like the first time I went to amsterdam I saw a little crew of gorgeous blonde Dutch ladies smoking cigarettes on a staircase and I must have been staring because one of them said “why don’t you stare a little harder?”
Shortly after that I got high as hell in a coffee shop, tried to walk across the street to get falafel, but didn’t look where I was going and walked straight into a cyclist and knocked her over. She started crying but in my skateboarder mind I was like “come on really? You can’t take a fall?” Then some Dutch gentleman walked over to me and said “you could at least apologize to her”
So basically what I’m saying is I was a real dumbass when I was younger
And also I think the roadman has replaced the chav as the current UK boogeyman but I could be wrong