In a perfect world

[Pho King Hung Lo Mein]

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<3

Lame af

[Mike Oxwelling]

Men wouldn't decide if a women has to risk her life to carry a pregnancy.

[Pho King Hung Lo Mein]

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Perfect world these 3 get stuffed air tight so they can just stfu already.  Growing tired of seeing you bitter ass, cynical ass homosexual types.  Just piss off.

[Pho King Hung Lo Mein]

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Perfect world these 3 get stuffed air tight so they can just stfu already.  Growing tired of seeing you bitter ass, cynical ass Latently homosexual types to wit,  trashing ponder-worthy topics, while offering NO contribution, and always trying SO hard to out-snark each other on a fucking message board   Just piss off of , ya bitch ass, mark ass busters.

Fixed

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Perfect world these 3 get stuffed air tight so they can just stfu already.  Growing tired of seeing you bitter ass, cynical ass Latently homosexual types to wit,  trashing ponder-worthy topics, while offering NO contribution, and always trying SO hard to out-snark each other on a fucking message board   Just piss off of, bitches.

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I'll take this as constructive criticism.
May I redirect you to the chill thread?
https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=99798.0

[Mantracker]

Dollin would've got the kickflip into Sunset Car Wash and it would've been his farewell part ender in Baker 4, inspiring the Baker youth to new heights

Milton would've heard about it and not tried the trick, thus making Demolicion a slightly less impressive part

Which gives Suciu 2019 SOTY. Mark achieves his goals earlier in this timeline, and thus retires completely from skating and goes back to school for a PHD in literature for dogs

With Suciu out of the picture for 2021 SOTY and Dolin's mentorship, a clear line for Zach Allen to take SOTY appears from the dust. With a final backside 360 nosegrab down El Toro Zach rides off into the sunset, finally a champion.

[keepthefunkalive]

Antwuan wouldn't have left skating due to some stupid shit with the law for a bit.

I wouldn't have a stupid guttermouth song stuck in my head because of this thread.

[Pho King Hung Lo Mein]

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Perfect world these 3 get stuffed air tight so they can just stfu already.  Growing tired of seeing you bitter ass, cynical ass Latently homosexual types to wit,  trashing ponder-worthy topics, while offering NO contribution, and always trying SO hard to out-snark each other on a fucking message board   Just piss off of, bitches.

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I'll take this as constructive criticism.
May I redirect you to the chill thread?
https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=99798.0

You may.  And may I say, thank you for making me laugh at the absurdity of it all?  Please forgive me all, I get a little cranky before my afternoon nap, hahaha.

[dilbert1]

Dollin would've got the kickflip into Sunset Car Wash and it would've been his farewell part ender in Baker 4, inspiring the Baker youth to new heights

Milton would've heard about it and not tried the trick, thus making Demolicion a slightly less impressive part

Which gives Suciu 2019 SOTY. Mark achieves his goals earlier in this timeline, and thus retires completely from skating and goes back to school for a PHD in literature for dogs

With Suciu out of the picture for 2021 SOTY and Dolin's mentorship, a clear line for Zach Allen to take SOTY appears from the dust. With a final backside 360 nosegrab down El Toro Zach rides off into the sunset, finally a champion.

Loving the intricate but plausible domino effect you set up here, more of this everyone

[Miserable Old Sack of Shit]

Jeff Grosso would be teaching his son proper inverts in a pool somewhere and Matt Reason would be chilling somewhere out in the Pittsburgh area, and every so often we'd get a wall ride or 360 flip out of him on Instagram.

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

- Vegan Silas 1s would still be a staple in Adidas’s lineup

- Grosso would still be alive and calling out all the kooks in skating

- I’d be able to skate like when I was 17

[IpathCats]

Sheckler wouldn't have lied to Phelps about bs flipping el toro, catapulting his career to legend status. And since his career never bottoms out, he never becomes a clean man of God, never meets his lady, never gets married. But damn, was that bs flip fucking tight.

[doublesteveburger]

Travis Barker wouldn’t have left The Aquabats and joined Blink 182, in turn collaborating with MC Bat Commander on Yo Gabba Gabba and incorporating more beat heavy songs for kids and turning them onto hip hop. One of those kids being Machine Gun Kelly prompting a deeper love for rap music and never creating the pile of cum bucket that is his pop-punk career. Blink would have stayed on Kung-Fu records and excelled the label eventually joining forces with Asian Man Records ultimately making Mike Park a multi-millionaire with large portions of the Asian Kung Fu Man website leading the charge for various organizations.

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

Travis Barker wouldn’t have left The Aquabats and joined Blink 182, in turn collaborating with MC Bat Commander on Yo Gabba Gabba and incorporating more beat heavy songs for kids and turning them onto hip hop. One of those kids being Machine Gun Kelly prompting a deeper love for rap music and never creating the pile of cum bucket that is his pop-punk career. Blink would have stayed on Kung-Fu records and excelled the label eventually joining forces with Asian Man Records ultimately making Mike Park a multi-millionaire with large portions of the Asian Kung Fu Man website leading the charge for various organizations.

it all started downhill after they added the 182 suffix to their name…

[cosmicgypsies]

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PJ Ladd would have released more full video parts

Eric Fletcher would not have piled out

and most importantly, Shane Cross would still be alive

[whale]

Arto wouldn’t have hurt his knee during the filming of Really Sorry, and would have cemented his status as the greatest skateboarder of all time.

[Easy Slider]

Arto Penny wouldn’t have hurt his knee ankle during the filming of Really Sorry, and would have cemented his status as the greatest skateboarder of all time.

Fixed that for you buddy.

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Arto Penny wouldn’t have hurt his knee ankle during the filming of Really Sorry, and would have cemented his status as the greatest skateboarder of all time.

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Fixed that for you buddy.

Nah dude, Penny lost some of his magic when he first disappeared.
Plus, I’m Finnish..

[Murge]

Great movie.

[SaySo]

[Heywood Jeblowme]

Michael Burnett not being giving the editor title at Thrasher. Literally a death sentence to the mag and they don’t even have any competition in print.

All the blind following of leftist theory in skateboarding and academia. Every socio-economic style has one thing in common: it fails and enslaves people. “Destroy power, not people” -Crass. Shalom

[Letsfilmavideo]

I would have never found slap

[fakie nollie]

Elijah wouldn’t have used a bike lock and austyn wouldn’t make another boot

[versacekid420]

i’d be sitting in the 2020 toyota 4runner trd pro having my girlfriend rub my feet

[Lenny the Fatface]

“In a perfect world” sounds like either a decent but forgettable transworld vid or a really sick indie vid from London.

[Szechuan]

i’d be sitting in the 2020 toyota 4runner trd pro having my girlfriend rub my feet

Just bring the significant other to your nearest Toyota dealership. Perfection.

[Plan9Customs]

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i’d be sitting in the 2020 toyota 4runner trd pro having my girlfriend rub my feet

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Just bring the significant other to your nearest Toyota dealership. Perfection.

🤣

[Banned from the room]

I’d have the power to fly.

[TheWineClub]

Rowan took AVE’s offer and went to Hockey