Beatrice Domond pro for FA very soon

[grassblade]

https://kingskatemag.com/shari-white-11-3/

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Wow that was suspenseful. So are there any tricks you hate to film? Anything that makes you say, “Fuck, if I gotta film another one of these…”

I would just say the 50-50 Front Shuv.

Honestly, yes. That’s the Bigspin Front Board of women’s skateboarding. Men, no more Bigspin Front Boards. Women, no more 50-50 Front Shuvs. There’s just been too many.

Actually, Fabi did one that was really sick, on an out ledge though. I liked filming that one.

Respect. Let’s just say we are no longer accepting 50-50 Front Shuvs.

That’s pretty much the only thing I can think of right now. I guess slow tricks, too. I skate slow, so I can’t really talk shit, but you know.

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clearest evidence that the rest of the girls don’t like beatrice

[Atiba Applebum]

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Wow that was suspenseful. So are there any tricks you hate to film? Anything that makes you say, “Fuck, if I gotta film another one of these…”

I would just say the 50-50 Front Shuv.

Honestly, yes. That’s the Bigspin Front Board of women’s skateboarding. Men, no more Bigspin Front Boards. Women, no more 50-50 Front Shuvs. There’s just been too many.

Actually, Fabi did one that was really sick, on an out ledge though. I liked filming that one.

Respect. Let’s just say we are no longer accepting 50-50 Front Shuvs.

That’s pretty much the only thing I can think of right now. I guess slow tricks, too. I skate slow, so I can’t really talk shit, but you know.

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clearest evidence that the rest of the girls don’t like beatrice

Blernsball Leela, like I said

[Badmeaningood]

I'd rather see a 50 front shove than a dingleberry

[benboardbreaker]

I'd rather see a 50 front shove than a dingleberry

What's a dingleberry?

I don't watch that much womans skating but I always enjoy Elisa Steamer, Alexis Sablone and Reyes. They are all icons for me. I don't get the hype regarding that woman on Girl skateboards. But i don't hate on it, but it is a different ballgame then men's skating for sure and that's totally fine.

[Hefe43]

It’s dope as fuck plowing nosegrinds like this

[No Wave Comply]

If you think about it, Beatrice is like the Wallace Shawn of skateboarding as long as you do not have any follow up questions.

That’s ludicrous!

Gotta go, I’m late for my dinner with Andre.

[Pasta Monster]

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Vincent Alvarez also came on the scene blowing everybody’s minds the year DC threw a King of LA contest, while working in a McDonald’s meatpacking plant, with no cell phone so TM’s were blowing up his  friends phone on his behalf, and he didn’t get back to Sam Smyth for an entire year.. He wasn’t thirstin for a spotlight, he works hard for what he has and still loves to skateboard despite a semi-debilitating injury.

You don’t have to like his footage to know he is nothing like Beatrice.

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Damn that’s an amazing come up. Never knew too much about him. Does he talk about this on the 9 club or a certain interview? Wouldn’t mind catching up on his story.

The interview was in an issue of The Skateboard Mag around ‘08-‘10, where he talked about working at a Tyson (?) meatpacking plant and how he got hooked up by Crail.

[Atiba Applebum]

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Vincent Alvarez also came on the scene blowing everybody’s minds the year DC threw a King of LA contest, while working in a McDonald’s meatpacking plant, with no cell phone so TM’s were blowing up his  friends phone on his behalf, and he didn’t get back to Sam Smyth for an entire year.. He wasn’t thirstin for a spotlight, he works hard for what he has and still loves to skateboard despite a semi-debilitating injury.

You don’t have to like his footage to know he is nothing like Beatrice.

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Damn that’s an amazing come up. Never knew too much about him. Does he talk about this on the 9 club or a certain interview? Wouldn’t mind catching up on his story.

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The interview was in an issue of The Skateboard Mag around ‘08-‘10, where he talked about working at a Tyson (?) meatpacking plant and how he got hooked up by Crail.

this was around the time that it almost became a joke bc it was mentioned in every interview.  It was the "skater went to college?!" level of shock, but applied to "skater actually worked a real job?!"

[GrayCellGreen]

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Vincent Alvarez also came on the scene blowing everybody’s minds the year DC threw a King of LA contest, while working in a McDonald’s meatpacking plant, with no cell phone so TM’s were blowing up his  friends phone on his behalf, and he didn’t get back to Sam Smyth for an entire year.. He wasn’t thirstin for a spotlight, he works hard for what he has and still loves to skateboard despite a semi-debilitating injury.

You don’t have to like his footage to know he is nothing like Beatrice.

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Damn that’s an amazing come up. Never knew too much about him. Does he talk about this on the 9 club or a certain interview? Wouldn’t mind catching up on his story.

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The interview was in an issue of The Skateboard Mag around ‘08-‘10, where he talked about working at a Tyson (?) meatpacking plant and how he got hooked up by Crail.

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this was around the time that it almost became a joke bc it was mentioned in every interview.  It was the "skater went to college?!" level of shock, but applied to "skater actually worked a real job?!"

I remember this being a thing. Which brand was it that had the College shirt with the jersey letters? For the life of me I can’t remember.

[Atiba Applebum]

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Vincent Alvarez also came on the scene blowing everybody’s minds the year DC threw a King of LA contest, while working in a McDonald’s meatpacking plant, with no cell phone so TM’s were blowing up his  friends phone on his behalf, and he didn’t get back to Sam Smyth for an entire year.. He wasn’t thirstin for a spotlight, he works hard for what he has and still loves to skateboard despite a semi-debilitating injury.

You don’t have to like his footage to know he is nothing like Beatrice.

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Damn that’s an amazing come up. Never knew too much about him. Does he talk about this on the 9 club or a certain interview? Wouldn’t mind catching up on his story.

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The interview was in an issue of The Skateboard Mag around ‘08-‘10, where he talked about working at a Tyson (?) meatpacking plant and how he got hooked up by Crail.

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this was around the time that it almost became a joke bc it was mentioned in every interview.  It was the "skater went to college?!" level of shock, but applied to "skater actually worked a real job?!"

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I remember this being a thing. Which brand was it that had the College shirt with the jersey letters? For the life of me I can’t remember.

I think it was enjoi (based off the sweater Belushi wore in Animal House)

[BallDontLie]

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Vincent Alvarez also came on the scene blowing everybody’s minds the year DC threw a King of LA contest, while working in a McDonald’s meatpacking plant, with no cell phone so TM’s were blowing up his  friends phone on his behalf, and he didn’t get back to Sam Smyth for an entire year.. He wasn’t thirstin for a spotlight, he works hard for what he has and still loves to skateboard despite a semi-debilitating injury.

You don’t have to like his footage to know he is nothing like Beatrice.

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Damn that’s an amazing come up. Never knew too much about him. Does he talk about this on the 9 club or a certain interview? Wouldn’t mind catching up on his story.

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The interview was in an issue of The Skateboard Mag around ‘08-‘10, where he talked about working at a Tyson (?) meatpacking plant and how he got hooked up by Crail.

Wasn’t it Chico that initially saw him?… tried to get in touch, but Vince’s phone was out of minutes or something.

Edit: i want to say they also talk about it in the girl/chocolate epicly latered…

[DERBY]

Y’all really bad at comparisons   

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Vincent Alvarez also came on the scene blowing everybody’s minds the year DC threw a King of LA contest, while working in a McDonald’s meatpacking plant, with no cell phone so TM’s were blowing up his  friends phone on his behalf, and he didn’t get back to Sam Smyth for an entire year.. He wasn’t thirstin for a spotlight, he works hard for what he has and still loves to skateboard despite a semi-debilitating injury.

You don’t have to like his footage to know he is nothing like Beatrice.

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Damn that’s an amazing come up. Never knew too much about him. Does he talk about this on the 9 club or a certain interview? Wouldn’t mind catching up on his story.

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The interview was in an issue of The Skateboard Mag around ‘08-‘10, where he talked about working at a Tyson (?) meatpacking plant and how he got hooked up by Crail.

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Wasn’t it Chico that initially saw him?… tried to get in touch, but Vince’s phone was out of minutes or something.

Edit: i want to say they also talk about it in the girl/chocolate epicly latered…

Well BA also worked a summer fulltime or something out east before moving to california after donny barley called him and wanted him to go on tour with Toy. It almost sounds ridiculous - but the story is very in dramatic in Epicly/Vice or something. No hating on BA. but yes it sounds dumb.

[tadej Pog]

Vans sucks…

[Tonyhawk-prostate]

The only way she could make her 50-50 front shuvs awesome is to do it on the clipper

[Slapsucksass]

I saw her at dunbat

did a fat crook in front of her

[yghartsyrt]

I saw her at dunbat

did a fat crook in front of her

I envy your courage!

[CDLusher]

Also saw her at Dunbat.  Just stuck my finger up my ass and split. 

[Atiba Applebum]

I saw her at dunbat

did a fat crook in front of her

You fucked an overweight criminal?

[Slapsucksass]

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I saw her at dunbat

did a fat crook in front of her

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You fucked an overweight criminal?

ya ur mom

[CDLusher]

Hamburglar was there.  Confirmed. 

Also, people are still doing Mom burns?

[k-nutz]

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I'd rather see a 50 front shove than a dingleberry

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What's a dingleberry?

It's a bit of poo you missed when wiping that gets rolled into a ball and stuck in your ass hairs.  If you have kids, it's what you call them as a term of endearment.

[fakie nollie]

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I saw her at dunbat

did a fat crook in front of her

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You fucked an overweight criminal?

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ya ur mom

Ha, gotem

[Noble Experiment]

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I saw her at dunbat

did a fat crook in front of her

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You fucked an overweight criminal?

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ya ur mom

I chuckled. It’s the simple stings that hit the hardest, but then again I’m an easily amused fellow.

[Murge]

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I saw her at dunbat

did a fat crook in front of her

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You fucked an overweight criminal?

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ya ur mom

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I chuckled. It’s the simple stings that hit the hardest, but then again I’m an easily amused fellow.

This exchange is why I love slap. A place for a bunch of silly gooses.

[Banned from the room]

Lol 100 pages for a mediocre skater, well done

Kids are going to see Sad because of this thread maybe. That's a win for sure.

[fineslime]

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Lol 100 pages for a mediocre skater, well done

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Kids are going to see Sad because of this thread maybe. That's a win for sure.

gonna be completely honest here, I have always heard of SAD but have never seen his footage until now and its because of this thread. I consider myself a student of the game. I fucked up. I know nothing. I have learned. Thanks B.

[sparklingrainwater]

Beatrice has to be a psy-op, right? Nobody is that diluted about their own impact on skating and how fortunate they are just to be in the position she's in right now. Like, you got a pro shoe on Vans (which is similar to having a colorway on most other shoe brands tbh) and are pro for a popular brand with next to nothing to show for it. Where does she get the ego to be so out and in public?

[versacekid420]

Beatrice has to be a psy-op, right? Nobody is that diluted about their own impact on skating and how fortunate they are just to be in the position she's in right now. Like, you got a pro shoe on Vans (which is similar to having a colorway on most other shoe brands tbh) and are pro for a popular brand with next to nothing to show for it. Where does she get the ego to be so out and in public?

it’s the passion bro. Backside noseblunts coming soon 🙏🙏🙏

[skate_or_dingus]

Beatrice has to be a psy-op, right? Nobody is that diluted about their own impact on skating and how fortunate they are just to be in the position she's in right now. Like, you got a pro shoe on Vans (which is similar to having a colorway on most other shoe brands tbh) and are pro for a popular brand with next to nothing to show for it. Where does she get the ego to be so out and in public?

 Username checks out.