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Re: Worst trick && could do at iconic spots
« Reply #120 on: September 15, 2022, 01:12:13 PM »
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Andy is taking skating in a fresh direction, and while he himself may not be taking it to its final beautiful form, he’s providing the groundwork for the next generation. I mean,. Ishod is good, but he’s not bringing anything new to the table. Andy is doing that work. And I’m here for it, even it it isn’t polished. Other people will do that.

That being said, reverse spacewalk to fakie ollie off the diving board at the next Vans Pool Party
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i really hope kids don't start to skate like him. and && really doesn't do anything new besides chaining old freestyle tricks into thps combos. it's not that creative imo. yeah, he's gifted, he could probably skate normal pretty good. imo those grind combos are just tasteless. going to a spot and filming that acting like it's sick is the real crime here. there's nothing cool or avantgarde or futuristic about smith to nosegrind to lip to smith to front board pop out to slow tic tac.

the worst thing about && is that he skates slow as fuck, you can see he wants to do some casper or primo bullshit all the fucking time so he can't just haul ass. when he skates handrails he goes 3 mph and locks in almost in a standstill so it takes him a minute to grind that shit and he will still turn it into another trick one the last two feet of the rail before coming out so it has some "creative" edge to it.

the guy just always finds the worst and most dumb looking ways to skate a spot, it's incredible. a true legend.

i hope you're wrong and i'd wish the kids would emulate franky villani instead. that's a creative skater that actually skates with style and speed, still hits spots in unexpected ways and can make illegal tricks look great.

and i have nothing against && personally, just think he's way overhyped because he's different, not that cool and edgy. something the always online hyperdorks of gen z can identify with. and old heads love him because they fetishize powell and the bones brigade and the good old times before actual street skating. they love that he doesn't comform to the typical modern street skating norms. well ok, i just think his skating is derivative, trick selection is ugly and i couldn't even tell you about &&s style. he pretty much has no style, positive or negative, which makes it negative again.

other than it being needlessly complicated and convoluted in approach there is really nothing new or innovative about &&s skating.
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it's so funny to think about rolling up to a skatepark in 10 years and a) every kid is wearing a helmet with a brim and b) every kid is doing handstand caspers or balancing smith stalls on every obstacle in the park. Flat bar? Handstand. Funbox? Handstand. Stairset? Handstand.
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every kid would be that kid that stalls for way too long and ends lines in some stationary trick to tic tac. it would be horrible. every turn would take half an hour. everyone would try and turn their bails into some made up trick to continue their runs. it would be the worst type of chaos and no cool tricks would be done. instead of manualing the top of the funbox kids will try to perpetually g-turn on it and just block it out even more. instead of using ramps for gaining momentum, they will be used for crabwalk races up and down. devil sticks will be the most popular side activity for young skaters. instead of actual bikes, skaters will ride to the spot on unicycles and instead of yewing at each eachother they take swigs of kerosene and cheer each other on with fire breaths while listening to fishbone.

Imagine waiting to drop into the mini except some 12 year old is balancing a smith on the lip for 10 minutes and counting, crouched down like they're taking a shit. To be fair, I think Maite is also guilty of this but she was stalling to chug a beer, which is marginally less offensive.
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Re: Worst trick && could do at iconic spots
« Reply #121 on: September 15, 2022, 01:56:23 PM »
front willy to front 5-0 nose grab to nosegrind tail grab, finger flip out on the flushing meadows ledge. He lands nearly sideways then tick tacks out and does a strawberry milkshake

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Re: Worst trick && could do at iconic spots
« Reply #122 on: September 15, 2022, 05:31:36 PM »
Walk down the Martin Place double set because that thing is not skateable.
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Re: Worst trick && could do at iconic spots
« Reply #123 on: September 15, 2022, 07:10:33 PM »
andy anderson was that kid who would come over your house and not say hi to your parents

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Re: Worst trick && could do at iconic spots
« Reply #124 on: September 15, 2022, 08:01:06 PM »
&& doing an airwalk into the car wash bank

Fakie airwalk!!! I'd fucking pay to see that shit

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Re: Worst trick && could do at iconic spots
« Reply #125 on: September 15, 2022, 09:52:12 PM »
Check his pocket book as he crab shuffles all the way down China banks.

That zig zag Manny thing around all the pads at pier 7

Tick tack up a SF hill
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Re: Worst trick && could do at iconic spots
« Reply #126 on: September 16, 2022, 12:43:16 PM »
&& benihana at the van Owen street gap


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Re: Worst trick && could do at iconic spots
« Reply #127 on: September 16, 2022, 01:43:57 PM »
Leap of faith:  no comply to spacewalk
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Re: Worst trick && could do at iconic spots
« Reply #128 on: September 16, 2022, 04:56:13 PM »
I don’t know half of the tricks people are mentioning. Are you all making them up?

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Re: Worst trick && could do at iconic spots
« Reply #129 on: September 16, 2022, 05:29:12 PM »
I don’t know half of the tricks people are mentioning. Are you all making them up?

I guess you just aren't clued in to Andy's revolutionary new style of skating, man

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Re: Worst trick && could do at iconic spots
« Reply #130 on: September 16, 2022, 05:30:29 PM »
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I don’t know half of the tricks people are mentioning. Are you all making them up?
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I guess you just aren't clued in to Andy's revolutionary new style of skating, man
Just not hip to all the kids strawberry milkshakin up and down the block man.
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Re: Worst trick && could do at iconic spots
« Reply #131 on: September 16, 2022, 05:31:39 PM »
Truck walk up El Toro, 540 spin around at the top to 5-0 stall on the top step, truck walk back down.  I can see this in my head with perfect clarity, and done without an ounce of irony. I hate Andy Anderson with the heat of a thousand suns.
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Re: Worst trick && could do at iconic spots
« Reply #132 on: September 16, 2022, 05:36:29 PM »
i hope he pulls up to pulaski with some wax

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Re: Worst trick && could do at iconic spots
« Reply #133 on: September 16, 2022, 05:36:58 PM »
Slow comply nose Manny the court house stage. Fakie coffin Goth st? FF imp Manny circle reverse polarity space walk FF impossible off the upper Manny pad near the esplanade along the river.

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Re: Worst trick && could do at iconic spots
« Reply #134 on: September 16, 2022, 08:28:50 PM »
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i would love to see that dude going to philly plazas and get beaten up
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That would suck. If I was there I'd probably get beat up too trying to save the pillow team. Damn.

I hope no one ever hits anyone. Let's keep it to making fun and finding new spots
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Imagine feeling offended by this && character so much you would wish them harm. Gtfo with that.
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man i aint actually want him or anyone get hurt its just funny to imagine how badly he would fit in there

hey at least he's got armor
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Re: Worst trick && could do at iconic spots
« Reply #135 on: September 16, 2022, 08:50:19 PM »
daffy manual at Muni weaving between the benches

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Re: Worst trick && could do at iconic spots
« Reply #136 on: September 16, 2022, 10:23:32 PM »
&& benihana at the van Owen street gap

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&& would probably throw in a finger flip.
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Re: Worst trick && could do at iconic spots
« Reply #137 on: September 16, 2022, 10:39:50 PM »
&& vs Richard Jackson in a wacky game of skate in the Braille park ,make it happen Mr Kyro

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Re: Worst trick && could do at iconic spots
« Reply #138 on: September 17, 2022, 01:21:35 AM »
China banks Russian boneless to tail. Probably with some varial/footplant/fingerflip action on one of the benches on the way up.
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Re: Worst trick && could do at iconic spots
« Reply #139 on: September 17, 2022, 06:39:46 AM »

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« Reply #140 on: September 17, 2022, 07:06:29 AM »
&& waxing the bank at the chain to bank spot in SD so he can do one of those stupid Richie Jackson layback powerslides under the chain and down the bank, but then he starts doing a g turn at the end


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Re: Worst trick && could do at iconic spots
« Reply #141 on: September 17, 2022, 07:25:49 AM »
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Andy is taking skating in a fresh direction, and while he himself may not be taking it to its final beautiful form, he’s providing the groundwork for the next generation. I mean,. Ishod is good, but he’s not bringing anything new to the table. Andy is doing that work. And I’m here for it, even it it isn’t polished. Other people will do that.

That being said, reverse spacewalk to fakie ollie off the diving board at the next Vans Pool Party
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i really hope kids don't start to skate like him. and && really doesn't do anything new besides chaining old freestyle tricks into thps combos. it's not that creative imo. yeah, he's gifted, he could probably skate normal pretty good. imo those grind combos are just tasteless. going to a spot and filming that acting like it's sick is the real crime here. there's nothing cool or avantgarde or futuristic about smith to nosegrind to lip to smith to front board pop out to slow tic tac.

the worst thing about && is that he skates slow as fuck, you can see he wants to do some casper or primo bullshit all the fucking time so he can't just haul ass. when he skates handrails he goes 3 mph and locks in almost in a standstill so it takes him a minute to grind that shit and he will still turn it into another trick one the last two feet of the rail before coming out so it has some "creative" edge to it.

the guy just always finds the worst and most dumb looking ways to skate a spot, it's incredible. a true legend.

i hope you're wrong and i'd wish the kids would emulate franky villani instead. that's a creative skater that actually skates with style and speed, still hits spots in unexpected ways and can make illegal tricks look great.

and i have nothing against && personally, just think he's way overhyped because he's different, not that cool and edgy. something the always online hyperdorks of gen z can identify with. and old heads love him because they fetishize powell and the bones brigade and the good old times before actual street skating. they love that he doesn't comform to the typical modern street skating norms. well ok, i just think his skating is derivative, trick selection is ugly and i couldn't even tell you about &&s style. he pretty much has no style, positive or negative, which makes it negative again.

other than it being needlessly complicated and convoluted in approach there is really nothing new or innovative about &&s skating.
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This is how I feel. Every dork including myself has done the horrible ledge/coping crab walks. it takes no skill people just trick themselves into believing whatever makes them seem less shit. Why not copy Shane O'Neil's ledge combos? Oh nah that's not cool...... I'll do the nosegrind to lipslide to smith... It's totally original....
I'd honestly rather kids copy Mike v and just do fucking bonelesses. Actually I remember when pig slaughterhouse came out it was like every dork started bonelessing, buttsliding and baker maker-ing all day and I'd take that again over whatever && comes up with.

lol, exactly.

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Re: Worst trick && could do at iconic spots
« Reply #142 on: September 19, 2022, 08:02:33 AM »
andy anderson is just richie jackson if he didnt get bitches and never hit puberty

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Re: Worst trick && could do at iconic spots
« Reply #143 on: September 19, 2022, 08:15:21 AM »
andy anderson is just richie jackson if he didnt get bitches and never hit puberty
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Re: Worst trick && could do at iconic spots
« Reply #144 on: September 19, 2022, 08:47:54 AM »
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andy anderson was that kid who would come over your house and not say hi to your parents
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&& the kind of kid who comes over to your house, opens your fridge without asking (my mom hated that) and eat your sister's secret stash of chocolate so she's mad at you for 2 weeks.

Not even dude…..He’s the dude that instead of just saying hi…actually talks to them for…….awhile….


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Re: Worst trick && could do at iconic spots
« Reply #145 on: September 19, 2022, 06:02:31 PM »
You know, I was just thinking, is there a way we could figure out a way to get Doug Brown, Todd Falcon, and && all together? I'd watch the shit out of that.
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Re: Worst trick && could do at iconic spots
« Reply #148 on: September 23, 2022, 10:59:44 AM »
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Deport him back to Canada

Also && at the heath gap but he's towed in by a Vespa, waxed a patch of the gap and he primo slides it


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Re: Worst trick && could do at iconic spots
« Reply #149 on: September 23, 2022, 11:13:56 AM »
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