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Re: Pros Most/Least Likely to be Circumcised
« Reply #60 on: September 27, 2022, 07:17:48 AM »
theres no way in hell andy anderson is circumcised

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Re: Pros Most/Least Likely to be Circumcised
« Reply #61 on: September 27, 2022, 09:08:58 AM »
We need the next BATB to be Cut vs. Uncut


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Re: Pros Most/Least Likely to be Circumcised
« Reply #62 on: September 27, 2022, 09:18:23 AM »
Imagine if your fingernails were surgically removed as an infant [without your consent] for religious or precautionary measures or with the only excuse being 'this way your mangled little fingers will look just like Daddy's!'

Leave it to humans to think they can perfect on Mother Nature. Like anything else in the natural world, we can only fuck things up.

I've had a few girlfriends over the years, not like Brandon Bieble numbers, but enough for the sake of this conversation, and I can't remember a single one that wasn't head over heals goo goo for ga ga bent out of shape obsessed with this intact dick. Some of said dick's most recent admirers have even spoken up and said 'Your dick is literally perfect, and I'm so glad your not circumcised.'

Turns, out, upon further inquiry, the foreskin is one of the few things seperating the human penis from the rubber dildo. From the woman's perspective it creates a much more dynamic experience, with a lot more going on than the one dimensional piston/plunger experience that Johny Lollipop can offer. The foreskin also plays an important role in keeping a womans natural lubrication in place, which would have been huge 100 years ago in a world without petroleum based KY jelly. Hell that's still huge.

Performance / sensitivity wise, having an intact penis does not make you a one-pump-chump. Nor does a gentle breeze make you week in the knees. If anything, it allows for more sex, with the ability to have more orgasims before chafing you or your parter into discomfort. Most importantly it will be more pleasurable for both parties because A) you still have normal sensation in your penis and B) your penis is mechanically behaving the way nature intended inside a vagina that nature also designed.

I also love the excuse that it 'looks better' to have a mangled Neopalitan Ice Cream dick, with an unusually tan shaft, inch or so of white, sensationles scar tissue topped off my an angry red, chafed, dried out tip. Yeah that looks totally normal.

Last example I will leave you with is look at literally any other mammal. You've seen a dogs dick right? Now imagine circumcising a dog so that it's little red rocket is forever exposed. How absolutely fucked and mangled that poor dogs dick would be after like one week of being exposed to sun, rocks, dirt and insects. Humans are so abysmally detatched from nature and theres no better way to declare it than circumcising your own children [without their consent].




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Re: Pros Most/Least Likely to be Circumcised
« Reply #63 on: September 27, 2022, 10:01:35 AM »
Some of said dick's most recent admirers have even spoken up and said 'Your dick is literally perfect, and I'm so glad your not circumcised.'

Did your imaginary girlfriend you met at bragging camp tell you this

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Re: Pros Most/Least Likely to be Circumcised
« Reply #64 on: September 27, 2022, 11:01:45 AM »
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Some of said dick's most recent admirers have even spoken up and said 'Your dick is literally perfect, and I'm so glad your not circumcised.'
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Did your imaginary girlfriend you met at bragging camp tell you this
typical cut reaction

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Re: Pros Most/Least Likely to be Circumcised
« Reply #65 on: September 27, 2022, 11:18:49 AM »
circ'd soleil

I was trying to figure out how to make this joke, but i was clearly thinking too hard and shouldve just said the punchline like you haha.

the southpark movie title works well in this context too "bigger, longer, and uncut"

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Re: Pros Most/Least Likely to be Circumcised
« Reply #66 on: September 27, 2022, 11:39:39 AM »
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Some of said dick's most recent admirers have even spoken up and said 'Your dick is literally perfect, and I'm so glad your not circumcised.'
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Did your imaginary girlfriend you met at bragging camp tell you this

I take it you represent The Lollipop Guild?


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Re: Pros Most/Least Likely to be Circumcised
« Reply #67 on: September 27, 2022, 11:48:14 AM »
For the sake of this thread I'm going to tag Cody Mac, B Westgate, and Colin McKay as lollipop gang, simply because they look like angry desensitized penises / spawn of North American white trash.

Tagging A.O. as intact, his dad strikes me as the kind of dude who has fucked enough to know better

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Re: Pros Most/Least Likely to be Circumcised
« Reply #68 on: September 27, 2022, 12:18:42 PM »
anyone selling foreskin?

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Re: Pros Most/Least Likely to be Circumcised
« Reply #69 on: September 27, 2022, 12:23:37 PM »

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Re: Pros Most/Least Likely to be Circumcised
« Reply #70 on: September 27, 2022, 12:29:17 PM »
How circumcision affects skating ability is the real question

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Re: Pros Most/Least Likely to be Circumcised
« Reply #71 on: September 27, 2022, 12:32:19 PM »
For the sake of this thread I'm going to tag Cody Mac, B Westgate, and Colin McKay as lollipop gang, simply because they look like angry desensitized penises / spawn of North American white trash.

Tagging A.O. as intact, his dad strikes me as the kind of dude who has fucked enough to know better

A.O. the type of guy to get his sewn back on as some type of hipster performance art piece.

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Re: Pros Most/Least Likely to be Circumcised
« Reply #72 on: September 27, 2022, 12:32:56 PM »
How circumcision affects skating ability is the real question
You probably just have to take a break for week or two while it heals.

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Re: Pros Most/Least Likely to be Circumcised
« Reply #73 on: September 27, 2022, 12:35:36 PM »
How circumcision affects skating ability is the real question
cut- good heelflips, frontside guy, prefers noseslides
uncut- good kickflips, backside guy, prefers tailslides

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« Reply #74 on: September 27, 2022, 12:44:53 PM »
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How circumcision affects skating ability is the real question
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cut- good heelflips, frontside guy, prefers noseslides
uncut- good kickflips, backside guy, prefers tailslides

.....Nah

my heelflips suck.

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Re: Pros Most/Least Likely to be Circumcised
« Reply #75 on: September 27, 2022, 12:53:26 PM »
anyone selling foreskin?

You got a cool milly as a baloon payment + 100k annually to cover my entertainment costs once my dick stops working the way it was intended?

Edit: Still probably wouldn't make that trade
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Re: Pros Most/Least Likely to be Circumcised
« Reply #76 on: September 27, 2022, 02:39:35 PM »
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How circumcision affects skating ability is the real question
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cut- good heelflips, frontside guy, prefers noseslides
uncut- good kickflips, backside guy, prefers tailslides
I’d argue it’s the other way around based solely on my preferences

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Re: Pros Most/Least Likely to be Circumcised
« Reply #77 on: September 27, 2022, 02:42:20 PM »
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How circumcision affects skating ability is the real question
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cut- good heelflips, frontside guy, prefers noseslides
uncut- good kickflips, backside guy, prefers tailslides
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I’d argue it’s the other way around based solely on my preferences
no im right youre wrong

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Re: Pros Most/Least Likely to be Circumcised
« Reply #78 on: September 27, 2022, 04:34:51 PM »
Last example I will leave you with is look at literally any other mammal. You've seen a dogs dick right? Now imagine circumcising a dog so that it's little red rocket is forever exposed. How absolutely fucked and mangled that poor dogs dick would be after like one week of being exposed to sun, rocks, dirt and insects. Humans are so abysmally detatched from nature and theres no better way to declare it than circumcising your own children [without their consent].
dogs dont wear pants

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Re: Pros Most/Least Likely to be Circumcised
« Reply #79 on: September 27, 2022, 05:13:20 PM »
theres no way in hell andy anderson is circumcised

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Re: Pros Most/Least Likely to be Circumcised
« Reply #80 on: September 28, 2022, 07:20:26 AM »
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Last example I will leave you with is look at literally any other mammal. You've seen a dogs dick right? Now imagine circumcising a dog so that it's little red rocket is forever exposed. How absolutely fucked and mangled that poor dogs dick would be after like one week of being exposed to sun, rocks, dirt and insects. Humans are so abysmally detatched from nature and theres no better way to declare it than circumcising your own children [without their consent].
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dogs dont wear pants

mental gymnastics at its finest - great reason to cut half your dick off - because we wear pants!

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Re: Pros Most/Least Likely to be Circumcised
« Reply #81 on: September 28, 2022, 07:25:51 AM »
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Last example I will leave you with is look at literally any other mammal. You've seen a dogs dick right? Now imagine circumcising a dog so that it's little red rocket is forever exposed. How absolutely fucked and mangled that poor dogs dick would be after like one week of being exposed to sun, rocks, dirt and insects. Humans are so abysmally detatched from nature and theres no better way to declare it than circumcising your own children [without their consent].
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dogs dont wear pants
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mental gymnastics at its finest - great reason to cut half your dick off - because we wear pants!
Half?? Seems we've discovered why you're so angry

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Re: Pros Most/Least Likely to be Circumcised
« Reply #82 on: September 28, 2022, 07:31:57 AM »
RAWB, relax.

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Re: Pros Most/Least Likely to be Circumcised
« Reply #83 on: September 28, 2022, 08:38:10 AM »
got Circa-sized at the skate shop in 2003. 9.5 baby!
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Re: Pros Most/Least Likely to be Circumcised
« Reply #84 on: October 17, 2022, 07:55:59 AM »
RAWB, relax.

get fucked cyber bully
you guys all fucking suck badly
all the og users on this site
@MexicanSpaniard  you are a fucking loser badly
you all suck so fucking badly at skating
fucking kook squad
you are alll pathetic fucking loser sit on this website for 20 years nothing changed, excpet your fucking waist line
meanwhile i am skating better than ever
fuck all you kooks you ruin skateboarding and baker 2g youfucking fat fucking losers
hope you never come to my town the homeless people here will eat you pussies alive
fucking flamers wear ur stupid ass vans and suck corpo dick badly
hate you all so mcuh
suck a fat one bitch

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Re: Pros Most/Least Likely to be Circumcised
« Reply #85 on: October 17, 2022, 07:59:30 AM »
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RAWB, relax.
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get fucked cyber bully
you guys all fucking suck badly
all the og users on this site
@MexicanSpaniard  you are a fucking loser badly
you all suck so fucking badly at skating
fucking kook squad
you are alll pathetic fucking loser sit on this website for 20 years nothing changed, excpet your fucking waist line
meanwhile i am skating better than ever
fuck all you kooks you ruin skateboarding and baker 2g youfucking fat fucking losers
hope you never come to my town the homeless people here will eat you pussies alive
fucking flamers wear ur stupid ass vans and suck corpo dick badly
hate you all so mcuh
suck a fat one bitch
bro forgot to take his medication today

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Re: Pros Most/Least Likely to be Circumcised
« Reply #86 on: October 17, 2022, 08:00:26 AM »
have fun on the board i will troll you every post clown

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Re: Pros Most/Least Likely to be Circumcised
« Reply #87 on: October 17, 2022, 08:01:53 AM »
i do have fun on my board. are you good man what happened??

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Re: Pros Most/Least Likely to be Circumcised
« Reply #88 on: October 17, 2022, 08:11:00 AM »
yeah i am fucking pissed bceause i ask about some vans and people start shitting on me like i raped thier fucking family. i am sick of being cyberbullied, time for vengeance. its troll time bitches

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Re: Pros Most/Least Likely to be Circumcised
« Reply #89 on: October 17, 2022, 08:25:11 AM »
yeah i am fucking pissed bceause i ask about some vans and people start shitting on me like i raped thier fucking family. i am sick of being cyberbullied, time for vengeance. its troll time bitches
okay👍 good luck