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i'm not buying this 10 inch thing till it's coming at me full speed and slaps me in the cheek
no pun intended
Double team be like...
I love that the King Skateboards thread has devolved/evolved into (flaccid) dick jokes. Now if we can also veer into fart joke territory, I'd be firmly in my wheelhouse.
On farts: I’ve lit mine on fire before and it smelled like a grilled steak mixed with… fart.
My cousin who had the nickname “the rooster” used to light his farts on fire anywhere. One time though it lit his ass hair on fire, burned up his taint enough he stopped doing it.
Here they come to snuff the rooster
Yeah, here come the rooster
You know he ain't gonna die
No, no, no, you know he ain't gonna die