Prostitution

[L33Tg33k]

Anybody ever deal with a professional? Got stories? Suggestions? Be open and honest. I have and my experience wasn’t ideal but it happened. And I don’t foresee any way of me getting to do the nasty without paying for it. Anyone in a similar situation? Please make this thread as off the wall™(Vans) as possible.

[lazer69]

You head over to Tijuana ?

[GardenSkater77]

Go get yourself a full body massage with a happy ending. The mistake you made before was diving into the deep end. Just start by getting a girl to touch your thingy. Maybe that’s all you need? Then, if you are feeling more comfortable, you can work your way up to full svcs…

[AppleNick]

I'm from the US but living in Spain where it's legal and it's like 100 something euros so I can kinda afford it for the first time in my life and don't have to be afraid of cops hiding for me in the closet. There's always been somewhat of a language barrier because my Spanish is labored and their English is spotty most times, so I don't know what sex in English is like yet.
If I could get a girlfriend or marriage and all that I would just do that stuff instead, but store-bought is quite good and it's done a lot to help me be more comfortable socially and not feel so inferior to others.

[Sila]

I've paid and don't care to admit it. Almost every partner I've had has also been a worker too. I've paid while dating those partners aswell lol. I just go through periods of being a sex maniac then turn somewhat asexual for months, but I'm very sexually open. I don't feel as though I have to pay, but I have chosen to out of pure curiosity, need for variety, and most of all I'm introverted so can't always be bothered with the small talk and umming and aahhing that can happen when approaching sexual encounters in the real world or dating apps.

Don't have high expectations to begin with, even with escorts on the higher end of the pricing scale. You'll either click or you won't. You should both be clear about your boundaries (as always) and what you want out of the session. In my experience it's more likely that I'll have an average or bad session and be plagued with regret afterwards, but where I live the rates are expensive and services are very vanilla compared to other parts of the world. I got too many stories lol. Straight up rub and tugs are more fun. You could check review sites in your area to lower your chances of a bad time too.

[jakeumms]

I got catfished before there was really a term for it and it caused a whole fucking ruckus in the apartment I shared. In 1997, I had moved to Chicago from the boonies of Connecticut. While I lived in CT, I was really socially isolated and mostly worked and went to lap dance places in Providence for funsies a couple times a month. I had hoped that moving to Chicago would open up my social life and I would meet some people my age but I had been so cut off socially that I didn't know how to talk to women at all. By the end of the year I was fat, lonely and horny so I called one of the ads in the back of the Chicago Reader. It was the night before me and my roommates all left town to go home for Christmas.

The booker asked me a bunch of intrusive questions that I never should have answered. I guess they had caller ID so they had the name of whoever was on the phone bill (not me ) and then they socially engineered my address and my roommates names out of me. I set up my date, left my house and hailed a cab to the sketchy no tell they said the girl was at. When I get to the room, I knock and no one is there. I find a payphone to call the number back and no one picks up. It couldn't have been more than 30 minutes since I hung up at my house and got to the room. I'm wondering what the fuck all of that was about? I grabbed some food and got a cab home. Back at the apartment, shit had gotten wild.

Apparently, the hustle was to get personal info out of me so that they could blackmail me. Of course, they were shitty criminals so, while I was trying to meet up they had gone to my house and threatened my roommates, saying that I had wasted their girl's time and that I now owed them some incredible sum that they would be back for. Of course everyone was shitting bricks and I had to have a very serious conversation and basically grovel to not get 86d from that apartment. As far as I know, the scammers never came back. I think the only reason I got to stay in that apartment is that everybody had time to cool off during the holiday break. For years I wondered how the fuck that all went so wrong. It wasn't until many years later that I realized that the intention had been to finesse me from the beginning.

[EdLawndale]

^^^that sounds like a nightmare

[LUGR]

Paging @Stan

[Dante Bichette]

I had my first and (possibly) only escort/prostitute experience about a year ago. Can’t lie was a really fun two hours, she was staying at an extended stay hotel type place which beats a roach infested turnpike motel so already it was off to a decent start. I did get kinda sketched out cause I had to climb through her window since her door was barricaded/stopped with a pallet and a towel (I don’t know nor did I ask) When I got in I immediately noticed she was about 10 years older than her photos which didn’t really matter to me she still had a great build. We talk for a bit on the bed while watching a Freddie Mercury documentary and sharing a chocolate Bundt cake, just a lil pre sex hangout, she starts showing me pictures of her boyfriend in jail and her kids and at this point I’m more intrigued in her personal life than her pussy. But we talk some more and about 10 minutes later I start eating her pussy (I know) and she gives me head to warm me up. We’re fucking for a bit and in the heat of the moment I accidentally wrong hole her and it didn’t even phase her, she just politely corrected it and we continued. After I finished I pay her (I think it ran me $200) we continued to talk for a bit before I had to leave since another client who was staying a floor above was on the way. She gave me a kiss(I know) and we exchanged names and went on with our nights. The following day she texts me while I’m at work asking if I can give her a ride to rehab which I might have if I wasn’t working. I haven’t hit her up since but kinda been thinking about.

Would do it again.

[cky enthusiast]

you domed a pros?! you hit the clinic after?!

[jgonzalez]

So is it like you already have herpes and if not just down to get it anyway?

To my understanding porn actors all have herpes right. Once that barrier is gone it’s raw City eh. Some actors I wonder how many stis they have from years of raw s*x. like young girls just get it real quick when ushered in by older dudes.

I haven’t paid for s*x before, it happens often enough for me. I could see maybe for some sort of exact fantasy if you’re so compelled.

[therealnod]

So is it like you already have herpes and if not just down to get it anyway?

To my understanding porn actors all have herpes right. Once that barrier is gone it’s raw City eh. Some actors I wonder how many stis they have from years of raw s*x. like young girls just get it real quick when ushered in by older dudes.

I haven’t paid for s*x before, it happens often enough for me. I could see maybe for some sort of exact fantasy if you’re so compelled.

You missed a cliche or two.

[layzieyez]

I have to agree with Riley of the Boondocks. You might as well get a professional instead of wining and dining a date if your goal is guaranteed sex. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with it. You’re paying either way, right. No sticky situation with consent if she’s selling. It should be legal. The stigma should also be removed. As long as she isn’t being trafficked or anything making her unhappy about it, then women should be able to do whatever.

[jgonzalez]

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So is it like you already have herpes and if not just down to get it anyway?

To my understanding porn actors all have herpes right. Once that barrier is gone it’s raw City eh. Some actors I wonder how many stis they have from years of raw s*x. like young girls just get it real quick when ushered in by older dudes.

I haven’t paid for s*x before, it happens often enough for me. I could see maybe for some sort of exact fantasy if you’re so compelled.

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You missed a cliche or two.

To be fair, lots of conversation here is repetitive and cyclical especially as we engage with nuanced and complex ideas/topics in a casual manner. I can see how my comment could have been AI generated or come from some anonymous account really. Many ideas are recycled and reused here. This isn’t some dissertation, journalism or research being presented on the topic this is horny people on a skateboard forum talking about experiences with sex workers lol I am curious tho

Sex worker of herps on herps? You down to roll the dice and potentially pay the price? Imagine if there was a way to be of herps. World orgy.

[TheLurper]

To my understanding porn actors all have herpes right.

I know a couple women who did b/g porn. They both got herpes pretty soon after starting their careers.

[whale]

Haven’t done it personally, but I see some amazing looking foreign prostitutes visiting my town every once in a while and have defo thought about it.
Maybe one day, just for the experience.

[Lenny the Fatface]

The closest I’ve been around prostitution was when a couple dudes I played basketball with became friends with these two strippers who doubled as escorts. The girls would crash parties and dudes would pay 50 bucks for blowjobs, which I thought was absolutely ridiculous for college students to pay for.

My logic at the time was that sexual encounters are similar to landing a job in the creative field: Your first couple are by far the hardest to get into and will require luck and some networking, but once you figure out your niche (what type of girls are attracted to you) it should be relatively easy to find someone who wants your talents hahahahha.

My stance has changed quite a bit over the years. I feel like prostitution should be legal and would probably put an end to 70-80% of the gender politics bullshit that’s been going on.

[jgonzalez]

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To my understanding porn actors all have herpes right.

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I know a couple women who did b/g porn. They both got herpes pretty soon after starting their careers.

I wondered how people do like 500 raw films and maintain their health

I like to read porn actors biographies and wonder what lead to this point in their lives.

I was reading some blogs and websites that were anti porn (just curious to read about porn industry) that talked about getting herpes asap and other STIs when they begin shooting scenes. Idk I’m pretty into porn like who are these people. Power dynamics. Psychology.  How gender politics and politics in general factor into it etc. also connections to mass media and media consumption. I also like discussing sex with people. I digress and shall return this thread to you johns out there.

[Lenny the Fatface]

If I wasn’t a happily married dad I’d just buy this and call it a day.

https://autoblow.com/

[jgonzalez]

If I wasn’t a happily married dad I’d just buy this and call it a day.

https://autoblow.com/

This ad was better than that flip video

[G raham]

Always used to go after being at a bar on a saturday night only cos i ran into a tonne of money, otherwise wouldnt do it. So many of them are attractive, down to earth chillers who just want an easy way to make money and are dtf thus making them pretty cool people, ended up being friends with a lot of them. Man gotta say it was never not a good time apart from the ones where it was obvious they werent really into it which were very few, in which case id just end it early.

[L33Tg33k]

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If I wasn’t a happily married dad I’d just buy this and call it a day.

https://autoblow.com/

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This ad was better than that flip video

Aw shit, I wish I knew about this earlier. I could’ve dropped some subtle hints for Christmas. My mom totally would have bought it for me.

[matty_c]

I've paid and don't care to admit it. Almost every partner I've had has also been a worker too. I've paid while dating those partners aswell lol. I just go through periods of being a sex maniac then turn somewhat asexual for months, but I'm very sexually open. I don't feel as though I have to pay, but I have chosen to out of pure curiosity, need for variety, and most of all I'm introverted so can't always be bothered with the small talk and umming and aahhing that can happen when approaching sexual encounters in the real world or dating apps.

Don't have high expectations to begin with, even with escorts on the higher end of the pricing scale. You'll either click or you won't. You should both be clear about your boundaries (as always) and what you want out of the session. In my experience it's more likely that I'll have an average or bad session and be plagued with regret afterwards, but where I live the rates are expensive and services are very vanilla compared to other parts of the world. I got too many stories lol. Straight up rub and tugs are more fun. You could check review sites in your area to lower your chances of a bad time too.

Solid

Find out if there's a site like punter planet for your area leet

I haven't seen one for quite a while now matter of fact I haven't had sex in some time but I'm ok with that for the most part

How you been Sila?


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No judgement but I never even had a fucken cold sore
Sti free, deadset
Had checks and shit but not for a minute but also haven't had sex in a minute

[Nosferatu]

I did get kinda sketched out cause I had to climb through her window since her door was barricaded/stopped with a pallet and a towel

Kinda???

[cky enthusiast]

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If I wasn’t a happily married dad I’d just buy this and call it a day.

https://autoblow.com/

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This ad was better than that flip video

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Aw shit, I wish I knew about this earlier. I could’ve dropped some subtle hints for Christmas. My mom totally would have bought it for me.

moms rock

[Skibb]

I had my first and (possibly) only escort/prostitute experience about a year ago. Can’t lie was a really fun two hours, she was staying at an extended stay hotel type place which beats a roach infested turnpike motel so already it was off to a decent start. I did get kinda sketched out cause I had to climb through her window since her door was barricaded/stopped with a pallet and a towel (I don’t know nor did I ask) When I got in I immediately noticed she was about 10 years older than her photos which didn’t really matter to me she still had a great build. We talk for a bit on the bed while watching a Freddie Mercury documentary and sharing a chocolate Bundt cake, just a lil pre sex hangout, she starts showing me pictures of her boyfriend in jail and her kids and at this point I’m more intrigued in her personal life than her pussy. But we talk some more and about 10 minutes later I start eating her pussy (I know) and she gives me head to warm me up. We’re fucking for a bit and in the heat of the moment I accidentally wrong hole her and it didn’t even phase her, she just politely corrected it and we continued. After I finished I pay her (I think it ran me $200) we continued to talk for a bit before I had to leave since another client who was staying a floor above was on the way. She gave me a kiss(I know) and we exchanged names and went on with our nights. The following day she texts me while I’m at work asking if I can give her a ride to rehab which I might have if I wasn’t working. I haven’t hit her up since but kinda been thinking about.

Would do it again.

This is a fucking wild post.

[Sativa Lung]

Anyone else been propositioned? I've got a few aggressive older women at work and one offered me $500. She's awful enough that I'd require far more I think.

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

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I had my first and (possibly) only escort/prostitute experience about a year ago. Can’t lie was a really fun two hours, she was staying at an extended stay hotel type place which beats a roach infested turnpike motel so already it was off to a decent start. I did get kinda sketched out cause I had to climb through her window since her door was barricaded/stopped with a pallet and a towel (I don’t know nor did I ask) When I got in I immediately noticed she was about 10 years older than her photos which didn’t really matter to me she still had a great build. We talk for a bit on the bed while watching a Freddie Mercury documentary and sharing a chocolate Bundt cake, just a lil pre sex hangout, she starts showing me pictures of her boyfriend in jail and her kids and at this point I’m more intrigued in her personal life than her pussy. But we talk some more and about 10 minutes later I start eating her pussy (I know) and she gives me head to warm me up. We’re fucking for a bit and in the heat of the moment I accidentally wrong hole her and it didn’t even phase her, she just politely corrected it and we continued. After I finished I pay her (I think it ran me $200) we continued to talk for a bit before I had to leave since another client who was staying a floor above was on the way. She gave me a kiss(I know) and we exchanged names and went on with our nights. The following day she texts me while I’m at work asking if I can give her a ride to rehab which I might have if I wasn’t working. I haven’t hit her up since but kinda been thinking about.

Would do it again.

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This is a fucking wild post.

how on earth he stayed focused on the job at hand, I’ll never know…

[GardenSkater77]

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I had my first and (possibly) only escort/prostitute experience about a year ago. Can’t lie was a really fun two hours, she was staying at an extended stay hotel type place which beats a roach infested turnpike motel so already it was off to a decent start. I did get kinda sketched out cause I had to climb through her window since her door was barricaded/stopped with a pallet and a towel (I don’t know nor did I ask) When I got in I immediately noticed she was about 10 years older than her photos which didn’t really matter to me she still had a great build. We talk for a bit on the bed while watching a Freddie Mercury documentary and sharing a chocolate Bundt cake, just a lil pre sex hangout, she starts showing me pictures of her boyfriend in jail and her kids and at this point I’m more intrigued in her personal life than her pussy. But we talk some more and about 10 minutes later I start eating her pussy (I know) and she gives me head to warm me up. We’re fucking for a bit and in the heat of the moment I accidentally wrong hole her and it didn’t even phase her, she just politely corrected it and we continued. After I finished I pay her (I think it ran me $200) we continued to talk for a bit before I had to leave since another client who was staying a floor above was on the way. She gave me a kiss(I know) and we exchanged names and went on with our nights. The following day she texts me while I’m at work asking if I can give her a ride to rehab which I might have if I wasn’t working. I haven’t hit her up since but kinda been thinking about.

Would do it again.

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This is a fucking wild post.

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how on earth he stayed focused on the job at hand, I’ll never know…

The only part of the story that bothered me, on many levels, was the sharing of the chocolate Bundt cake. The idea of eating a Bundt cake before sex is not appealing, but I am also thinking what the quality of the cake was. Was it homemade? They were in an Extended Stay although the idea that Dante’s lady friend brought a Bundt pan to the hotel is highly unlikely. Was there milk? Did she serve it in plates or did they just pick at it in front of the TV?

This was the first thought that popped into my head this morning. How funny is that?

[Dante Bichette]

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I had my first and (possibly) only escort/prostitute experience about a year ago. Can’t lie was a really fun two hours, she was staying at an extended stay hotel type place which beats a roach infested turnpike motel so already it was off to a decent start. I did get kinda sketched out cause I had to climb through her window since her door was barricaded/stopped with a pallet and a towel (I don’t know nor did I ask) When I got in I immediately noticed she was about 10 years older than her photos which didn’t really matter to me she still had a great build. We talk for a bit on the bed while watching a Freddie Mercury documentary and sharing a chocolate Bundt cake, just a lil pre sex hangout, she starts showing me pictures of her boyfriend in jail and her kids and at this point I’m more intrigued in her personal life than her pussy. But we talk some more and about 10 minutes later I start eating her pussy (I know) and she gives me head to warm me up. We’re fucking for a bit and in the heat of the moment I accidentally wrong hole her and it didn’t even phase her, she just politely corrected it and we continued. After I finished I pay her (I think it ran me $200) we continued to talk for a bit before I had to leave since another client who was staying a floor above was on the way. She gave me a kiss(I know) and we exchanged names and went on with our nights. The following day she texts me while I’m at work asking if I can give her a ride to rehab which I might have if I wasn’t working. I haven’t hit her up since but kinda been thinking about.

Would do it again.

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This is a fucking wild post.

[close]

how on earth he stayed focused on the job at hand, I’ll never know…

[close]

The only part of the story that bothered me, on many levels, was the sharing of the chocolate Bundt cake. The idea of eating a Bundt cake before sex is not appealing, but I am also thinking what the quality of the cake was. Was it homemade? They were in an Extended Stay although the idea that Dante’s lady friend brought a Bundt pan to the hotel is highly unlikely. Was there milk? Did she serve it in plates or did they just pick at it in front of the TV?

This was the first thought that popped into my head this morning. How funny is that?

I actually don’t know how it was made when I got in I just got on the bed and she was nude and just eating it and came over and said “here baby” and just put it in my mouth. I kind of appreciated that mother feeding her child feeling it gave me. It sounds nuts but a very comforting feeling before fucking a stranger.