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Re: Prostitution
« Reply #30 on: December 28, 2022, 08:44:56 AM »
Anybody ever deal with a professional? Got stories? Suggestions? Be open and honest. I have and my experience wasn’t ideal but it happened. And I don’t foresee any way of me getting to do the nasty without paying for it. Anyone in a similar situation? Please make this thread as off the wall™(Vans) as possible.

If you’re Asian and prefer non Asians, my situation, you can get escorts. Make sure you use legit escort websites. Stay away from bed page and back page because their UIs resemble Craigslist and draws a lot of fishy scams.

You can use usasexguide which is like the this website but for those topics

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Re: Prostitution
« Reply #31 on: December 28, 2022, 09:04:29 AM »
to leetgeek, you remind me of neil degrasse tyson. you're smart but unhappy and unsuccessful with women. here's some bright eyes lyrics.

"And if you swear that there's no truth and who cares
How come you say it like you're right?
Why are you scared to dream of God
When it's salvation that you want?"

question for everyone who's gone to a whore, do you add that to your body count or would that be cheating?

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Re: Prostitution
« Reply #32 on: December 28, 2022, 10:26:03 AM »
I think I would be more interested in persuing sex workers if the price also included the hotel breakfast. I don't know why I enjoy hotel breakfasts so much, they're almost always terrible. I guess I just feel like I'm getting one over the man, one hardboiled egg and bagel at a time.

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Re: Prostitution
« Reply #33 on: December 28, 2022, 10:34:17 AM »
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I had my first and (possibly) only escort/prostitute experience about a year ago. Can’t lie was a really fun two hours, she was staying at an extended stay hotel type place which beats a roach infested turnpike motel so already it was off to a decent start. I did get kinda sketched out cause I had to climb through her window since her door was barricaded/stopped with a pallet and a towel (I don’t know nor did I ask) When I got in I immediately noticed she was about 10 years older than her photos which didn’t really matter to me she still had a great build. We talk for a bit on the bed while watching a Freddie Mercury documentary and sharing a chocolate Bundt cake, just a lil pre sex hangout, she starts showing me pictures of her boyfriend in jail and her kids and at this point I’m more intrigued in her personal life than her pussy. But we talk some more and about 10 minutes later I start eating her pussy (I know) and she gives me head to warm me up. We’re fucking for a bit and in the heat of the moment I accidentally wrong hole her and it didn’t even phase her, she just politely corrected it and we continued. After I finished I pay her (I think it ran me $200) we continued to talk for a bit before I had to leave since another client who was staying a floor above was on the way. She gave me a kiss(I know) and we exchanged names and went on with our nights. The following day she texts me while I’m at work asking if I can give her a ride to rehab which I might have if I wasn’t working. I haven’t hit her up since but kinda been thinking about.

Would do it again.
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This is a fucking wild post.
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how on earth he stayed focused on the job at hand, I’ll never know…
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The only part of the story that bothered me, on many levels, was the sharing of the chocolate Bundt cake. The idea of eating a Bundt cake before sex is not appealing, but I am also thinking what the quality of the cake was. Was it homemade? They were in an Extended Stay although the idea that Dante’s lady friend brought a Bundt pan to the hotel is highly unlikely. Was there milk? Did she serve it in plates or did they just pick at it in front of the TV?

This was the first thought that popped into my head this morning. How funny is that?
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I actually don’t know how it was made when I got in I just got on the bed and she was nude and just eating it and came over and said “here baby” and just put it in my mouth. I kind of appreciated that mother feeding her child feeling it gave me. It sounds nuts but a very comforting feeling before fucking a stranger.

She was naked when you got there? And as soon as you finished another customer was on the way? Think its safe to say you went down on her immediately after she finished with another John as well. Woof

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Re: Prostitution
« Reply #34 on: December 28, 2022, 12:11:19 PM »
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I had my first and (possibly) only escort/prostitute experience about a year ago. Can’t lie was a really fun two hours, she was staying at an extended stay hotel type place which beats a roach infested turnpike motel so already it was off to a decent start. I did get kinda sketched out cause I had to climb through her window since her door was barricaded/stopped with a pallet and a towel (I don’t know nor did I ask) When I got in I immediately noticed she was about 10 years older than her photos which didn’t really matter to me she still had a great build. We talk for a bit on the bed while watching a Freddie Mercury documentary and sharing a chocolate Bundt cake, just a lil pre sex hangout, she starts showing me pictures of her boyfriend in jail and her kids and at this point I’m more intrigued in her personal life than her pussy. But we talk some more and about 10 minutes later I start eating her pussy (I know) and she gives me head to warm me up. We’re fucking for a bit and in the heat of the moment I accidentally wrong hole her and it didn’t even phase her, she just politely corrected it and we continued. After I finished I pay her (I think it ran me $200) we continued to talk for a bit before I had to leave since another client who was staying a floor above was on the way. She gave me a kiss(I know) and we exchanged names and went on with our nights. The following day she texts me while I’m at work asking if I can give her a ride to rehab which I might have if I wasn’t working. I haven’t hit her up since but kinda been thinking about.

Would do it again.
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This is a fucking wild post.
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how on earth he stayed focused on the job at hand, I’ll never know…
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The only part of the story that bothered me, on many levels, was the sharing of the chocolate Bundt cake. The idea of eating a Bundt cake before sex is not appealing, but I am also thinking what the quality of the cake was. Was it homemade? They were in an Extended Stay although the idea that Dante’s lady friend brought a Bundt pan to the hotel is highly unlikely. Was there milk? Did she serve it in plates or did they just pick at it in front of the TV?

This was the first thought that popped into my head this morning. How funny is that?
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I actually don’t know how it was made when I got in I just got on the bed and she was nude and just eating it and came over and said “here baby” and just put it in my mouth. I kind of appreciated that mother feeding her child feeling it gave me. It sounds nuts but a very comforting feeling before fucking a stranger.
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She was naked when you got there? And as soon as you finished another customer was on the way? Think its safe to say you went down on her immediately after she finished with another John as well. Woof

I’ve had much worse in my mouth, looking back it obviously wasn’t a good idea but no diseases contracted so I’m good.
Can someone explain in Fortnite terms?


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Re: Prostitution
« Reply #35 on: December 28, 2022, 01:14:15 PM »
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I had my first and (possibly) only escort/prostitute experience about a year ago. Can’t lie was a really fun two hours, she was staying at an extended stay hotel type place which beats a roach infested turnpike motel so already it was off to a decent start. I did get kinda sketched out cause I had to climb through her window since her door was barricaded/stopped with a pallet and a towel (I don’t know nor did I ask) When I got in I immediately noticed she was about 10 years older than her photos which didn’t really matter to me she still had a great build. We talk for a bit on the bed while watching a Freddie Mercury documentary and sharing a chocolate Bundt cake, just a lil pre sex hangout, she starts showing me pictures of her boyfriend in jail and her kids and at this point I’m more intrigued in her personal life than her pussy. But we talk some more and about 10 minutes later I start eating her pussy (I know) and she gives me head to warm me up. We’re fucking for a bit and in the heat of the moment I accidentally wrong hole her and it didn’t even phase her, she just politely corrected it and we continued. After I finished I pay her (I think it ran me $200) we continued to talk for a bit before I had to leave since another client who was staying a floor above was on the way. She gave me a kiss(I know) and we exchanged names and went on with our nights. The following day she texts me while I’m at work asking if I can give her a ride to rehab which I might have if I wasn’t working. I haven’t hit her up since but kinda been thinking about.

Would do it again.
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This is a fucking wild post.
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how on earth he stayed focused on the job at hand, I’ll never know…
[close]

The only part of the story that bothered me, on many levels, was the sharing of the chocolate Bundt cake. The idea of eating a Bundt cake before sex is not appealing, but I am also thinking what the quality of the cake was. Was it homemade? They were in an Extended Stay although the idea that Dante’s lady friend brought a Bundt pan to the hotel is highly unlikely. Was there milk? Did she serve it in plates or did they just pick at it in front of the TV?

This was the first thought that popped into my head this morning. How funny is that?
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I actually don’t know how it was made when I got in I just got on the bed and she was nude and just eating it and came over and said “here baby” and just put it in my mouth. I kind of appreciated that mother feeding her child feeling it gave me. It sounds nuts but a very comforting feeling before fucking a stranger.
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She was naked when you got there? And as soon as you finished another customer was on the way? Think its safe to say you went down on her immediately after she finished with another John as well. Woof
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I’ve had much worse in my mouth, looking back it obviously wasn’t a good idea but no diseases contracted so I’m good.

Pray tell

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Re: Prostitution
« Reply #36 on: December 28, 2022, 04:23:50 PM »
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I had my first and (possibly) only escort/prostitute experience about a year ago. Can’t lie was a really fun two hours, she was staying at an extended stay hotel type place which beats a roach infested turnpike motel so already it was off to a decent start. I did get kinda sketched out cause I had to climb through her window since her door was barricaded/stopped with a pallet and a towel (I don’t know nor did I ask) When I got in I immediately noticed she was about 10 years older than her photos which didn’t really matter to me she still had a great build. We talk for a bit on the bed while watching a Freddie Mercury documentary and sharing a chocolate Bundt cake, just a lil pre sex hangout, she starts showing me pictures of her boyfriend in jail and her kids and at this point I’m more intrigued in her personal life than her pussy. But we talk some more and about 10 minutes later I start eating her pussy (I know) and she gives me head to warm me up. We’re fucking for a bit and in the heat of the moment I accidentally wrong hole her and it didn’t even phase her, she just politely corrected it and we continued. After I finished I pay her (I think it ran me $200) we continued to talk for a bit before I had to leave since another client who was staying a floor above was on the way. She gave me a kiss(I know) and we exchanged names and went on with our nights. The following day she texts me while I’m at work asking if I can give her a ride to rehab which I might have if I wasn’t working. I haven’t hit her up since but kinda been thinking about.

Would do it again.
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This is a fucking wild post.
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how on earth he stayed focused on the job at hand, I’ll never know…
[close]

The only part of the story that bothered me, on many levels, was the sharing of the chocolate Bundt cake. The idea of eating a Bundt cake before sex is not appealing, but I am also thinking what the quality of the cake was. Was it homemade? They were in an Extended Stay although the idea that Dante’s lady friend brought a Bundt pan to the hotel is highly unlikely. Was there milk? Did she serve it in plates or did they just pick at it in front of the TV?

This was the first thought that popped into my head this morning. How funny is that?
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I actually don’t know how it was made when I got in I just got on the bed and she was nude and just eating it and came over and said “here baby” and just put it in my mouth. I kind of appreciated that mother feeding her child feeling it gave me. It sounds nuts but a very comforting feeling before fucking a stranger.
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She was naked when you got there? And as soon as you finished another customer was on the way? Think its safe to say you went down on her immediately after she finished with another John as well. Woof
Or she just got out of the shower to clean up.

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Re: Prostitution
« Reply #37 on: December 28, 2022, 09:24:46 PM »
I had some friends on both sides when rentboy was still running. The guys I knew who paid for it liked it for anything from the “power” aspect to just wanting a simple no frills hookup. I knew some guys that put themselves through school being a call boy and doing porn and stuff like that which I think is pretty rad. I even considered doing it myself a time or two when money was tight but I just could never get into the idea of turning sex into some type of job or work.

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Re: Prostitution
« Reply #38 on: December 28, 2022, 10:33:19 PM »
Anyone else been propositioned? I've got a few aggressive older women at work and one offered me $500. She's awful enough that I'd require far more I think.

I've been propositioned a few times while traveling.

The weirdest was when I was a skate bar playing darts with a friend and some obviously coked up lady asked if she could play darts with us. She wildly threw darts at the board and then went on to say she was looking for a date. I had zero clue what she was talking about and was like, "Yea, dating isn't easy."  It was only after she left and my friend was like, "Dude, she was looking for a DATE. A DATE. She was asking us if we wanted sex." 

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Re: Prostitution
« Reply #39 on: December 28, 2022, 11:19:39 PM »
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I had my first and (possibly) only escort/prostitute experience about a year ago. Can’t lie was a really fun two hours, she was staying at an extended stay hotel type place which beats a roach infested turnpike motel so already it was off to a decent start. I did get kinda sketched out cause I had to climb through her window since her door was barricaded/stopped with a pallet and a towel (I don’t know nor did I ask) When I got in I immediately noticed she was about 10 years older than her photos which didn’t really matter to me she still had a great build. We talk for a bit on the bed while watching a Freddie Mercury documentary and sharing a chocolate Bundt cake, just a lil pre sex hangout, she starts showing me pictures of her boyfriend in jail and her kids and at this point I’m more intrigued in her personal life than her pussy. But we talk some more and about 10 minutes later I start eating her pussy (I know) and she gives me head to warm me up. We’re fucking for a bit and in the heat of the moment I accidentally wrong hole her and it didn’t even phase her, she just politely corrected it and we continued. After I finished I pay her (I think it ran me $200) we continued to talk for a bit before I had to leave since another client who was staying a floor above was on the way. She gave me a kiss(I know) and we exchanged names and went on with our nights. The following day she texts me while I’m at work asking if I can give her a ride to rehab which I might have if I wasn’t working. I haven’t hit her up since but kinda been thinking about.

Would do it again.
[close]

This is a fucking wild post.
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how on earth he stayed focused on the job at hand, I’ll never know…
[close]

The only part of the story that bothered me, on many levels, was the sharing of the chocolate Bundt cake. The idea of eating a Bundt cake before sex is not appealing, but I am also thinking what the quality of the cake was. Was it homemade? They were in an Extended Stay although the idea that Dante’s lady friend brought a Bundt pan to the hotel is highly unlikely. Was there milk? Did she serve it in plates or did they just pick at it in front of the TV?

This was the first thought that popped into my head this morning. How funny is that?
[close]

I actually don’t know how it was made when I got in I just got on the bed and she was nude and just eating it and came over and said “here baby” and just put it in my mouth. I kind of appreciated that mother feeding her child feeling it gave me. It sounds nuts but a very comforting feeling before fucking a stranger.
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She was naked when you got there? And as soon as you finished another customer was on the way? Think its safe to say you went down on her immediately after she finished with another John as well. Woof

Let's not kink shame the poor bloke
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Re: Prostitution
« Reply #40 on: December 29, 2022, 03:18:51 AM »
question for everyone who's gone to a whore, do you add that to your body count or would that be cheating?

Doesn't count unless it becomes a regular thing and or you kick it with them off the clock
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Re: Prostitution
« Reply #41 on: December 30, 2022, 02:09:03 AM »
And I don’t foresee any way of me getting to do the nasty without paying for it.

I get the impression you want physical contact rather than fulfill some instant gratification or other philosophical outlook on sex politics.

Do you have high standards as far as looks? I've seen some very attractive hookers and could see that as means to having sex with someone outside of one's league.

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Re: Prostitution
« Reply #42 on: December 30, 2022, 08:55:16 AM »
There’s a whole genre of youtube videos of guys just cruising around


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« Reply #43 on: December 30, 2022, 09:38:18 AM »
This thread is fucking wild. Thank you all for your contributions. Incredibly entertaining stuff in here.

No stories to share, but I had to show some praise for y'all's honesty in here.
Although, I have had some of the older women who come into my shop (typically in an unhappy marriage) try to talk me up with the "ooh, honey, if you weren't so young I'd be all over you." It's usually funny, but I'm NEVER going to go through with some shit like that.

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Re: Prostitution
« Reply #44 on: December 30, 2022, 10:31:28 AM »
i’ve never done it myself, but recently found out that my sister in law has been a ‘high priced escort’ for years.  living a lie in regards to what her family and friends know.

she’s making over 300k a year apparently. i just worry for her safety mainly. plus i don’t get see the long term viability of it, but she’s happy so i’m supportive.
I;m sure i;m not the only dc/monster/subaru type guy here

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Re: Prostitution
« Reply #45 on: December 30, 2022, 01:28:42 PM »
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And I don’t foresee any way of me getting to do the nasty without paying for it.
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I get the impression you want physical contact rather than fulfill some instant gratification or other philosophical outlook on sex politics.

Do you have high standards as far as looks? I've seen some very attractive hookers and could see that as means to having sex with someone outside of one's league.
I have standards but they’re far from high.
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« Reply #46 on: December 30, 2022, 04:11:35 PM »

Although, I have had some of the older women who come into my shop (typically in an unhappy marriage) try to talk me up with the "ooh, honey, if you weren't so young I'd be all over you."
"If I got a lot older and you stayed the same age I'd let you."

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Re: Prostitution
« Reply #47 on: December 30, 2022, 06:00:38 PM »
When I was younger I spent way too much on ladies of the night. It was the heyday of craiglist hook ups and backpage escorts.

My worst experiences included aggressive rider who managed to break the condom. Still finished. (inside)

It lead to months of anxiety thinking I caught something as it burned while I pee. I got tested multiple times and it kept coming back negative until I discussed it with an urgent care dude who recommended cranberry juice/pills which cleared it up. Supposedly it was just some kind of urinary tract infection.

Another women took a phone call while continuing to ride me and having a frenetic conversation in Spanish. Still finished.

I had a couple others with just bad attitudes bad vibes that made it the opposite of fun.

I once found a beautiful girl posting in the escort section, she came over and almost yelled at me when I went to touch her between her legs. Ended up just being an expensive personal stripper, it was still fun although I wish she didn't misrepresent herself. Still finished. (In my hand while she danced naked standing over me)

My best experiences included randomly finding this gorgeous and young alt girl who was totally my style on Backpage. It seemed too good to be true but she showed up looking like an unassuming punk rocker chick you'd see at the shows. She was shy but instigated by simply undressing and then kissing me. She is the only pro I've kissed to this day. I saw her a lot and spent a lot of money, including sleepovers and getting the breakfast the next day. Probably caught feelings but it was draining my bank account. Finished (multiple times)

For a while I was desperate to try anal and randomly posted a craiglist ad looking for girls into it. A blond milf type girl hit me up and after discussing the price I went to see her at a very sketchy apartment complex. I had to park outside and jump a fence to gain access. She answered the door and looked much better than her pics (still dodged her attempted kiss)

She told me she was borrowing the room from her friend and that we didn't have a lot of time. She told me to lay down and briefly rubbed my back before she got on her knees and said I could have her ass now. I got behind her and started massaging her ass, I felt between her legs and was surprised how warm and wet she was so I asked if I could start there. I took her from behind for a little bit while fingering her butt before breaking out the lube and going for the glory hole. Not long after I got in the front door flew open and this dude came running in, saying he just got in a fight and he needed to hide out. He ran to the bathroom and locked himself in. I was freaking out at this point and she calmed me down saying he was her friend who was living in the apartment. I had deflated and couldn't get back to attention so I asked if I could take off the condom and she agreed. I hit that ass raw and I don't regret it. (Finished outside, which I do regret)

Afterwards as I was leaving there was a cop interviewing people in the parking lot about the fight, the cop looked at me and shined his flashlight in my face. I thought I was cooked but he just went back to talking to the other people.

I haven't done it in a long time, the game has changed. The quality of the girls online seems to have declined while the prices have gone up. There's mostly scammers online now too, you can spot them from the too good to be true pics and explicit ads. Reviews can help verify if someone is legit but even those are faked. NEVER make a deposit when trying to meet a girl. Be safe out there.

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Re: Prostitution
« Reply #48 on: December 30, 2022, 06:50:26 PM »
When I was younger I spent way too much on ladies of the night. It was the heyday of craiglist hook ups and backpage escorts.

My worst experiences included aggressive rider who managed to break the condom. Still finished. (inside)

It lead to months of anxiety thinking I caught something as it burned while I pee. I got tested multiple times and it kept coming back negative until I discussed it with an urgent care dude who recommended cranberry juice/pills which cleared it up. Supposedly it was just some kind of urinary tract infection.

Another women took a phone call while continuing to ride me and having a frenetic conversation in Spanish. Still finished.

I had a couple others with just bad attitudes bad vibes that made it the opposite of fun.

I once found a beautiful girl posting in the escort section, she came over and almost yelled at me when I went to touch her between her legs. Ended up just being an expensive personal stripper, it was still fun although I wish she didn't misrepresent herself. Still finished. (In my hand while she danced naked standing over me)

My best experiences included randomly finding this gorgeous and young alt girl who was totally my style on Backpage. It seemed too good to be true but she showed up looking like an unassuming punk rocker chick you'd see at the shows. She was shy but instigated by simply undressing and then kissing me. She is the only pro I've kissed to this day. I saw her a lot and spent a lot of money, including sleepovers and getting the breakfast the next day. Probably caught feelings but it was draining my bank account. Finished (multiple times)

For a while I was desperate to try anal and randomly posted a craiglist ad looking for girls into it. A blond milf type girl hit me up and after discussing the price I went to see her at a very sketchy apartment complex. I had to park outside and jump a fence to gain access. She answered the door and looked much better than her pics (still dodged her attempted kiss)

She told me she was borrowing the room from her friend and that we didn't have a lot of time. She told me to lay down and briefly rubbed my back before she got on her knees and said I could have her ass now. I got behind her and started massaging her ass, I felt between her legs and was surprised how warm and wet she was so I asked if I could start there. I took her from behind for a little bit while fingering her butt before breaking out the lube and going for the glory hole. Not long after I got in the front door flew open and this dude came running in, saying he just got in a fight and he needed to hide out. He ran to the bathroom and locked himself in. I was freaking out at this point and she calmed me down saying he was her friend who was living in the apartment. I had deflated and couldn't get back to attention so I asked if I could take off the condom and she agreed. I hit that ass raw and I don't regret it. (Finished outside, which I do regret)

Afterwards as I was leaving there was a cop interviewing people in the parking lot about the fight, the cop looked at me and shined his flashlight in my face. I thought I was cooked but he just went back to talking to the other people.

I haven't done it in a long time, the game has changed. The quality of the girls online seems to have declined while the prices have gone up. There's mostly scammers online now too, you can spot them from the too good to be true pics and explicit ads. Reviews can help verify if someone is legit but even those are faked. NEVER make a deposit when trying to meet a girl. Be safe out there.

So you didn't want to kiss the chick but you would put your dick in her ass with no protection...
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Re: Prostitution
« Reply #49 on: December 30, 2022, 07:13:43 PM »
. I got tested multiple times and it kept coming back negative until I discussed it with an urgent care dude who recommended cranberry juice/pills which cleared it up.

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Re: Prostitution
« Reply #50 on: December 30, 2022, 07:45:53 PM »
This is easily the best thread on this site right now.
Can someone explain in Fortnite terms?


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Re: Prostitution
« Reply #51 on: December 30, 2022, 08:14:55 PM »
So you didn't want to kiss the chick but you would put your dick in her ass with no protection...

Wouldn't be the first time I put my dick somewhere I wouldn't put my mouth. That was really spur of the moment thing though, I recommend protection anytime playing with a pro, even for head. Some chicks have like 50 reviews, imagine how many other randoms she's been with who didn't review.

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Re: Prostitution
« Reply #52 on: December 30, 2022, 08:25:52 PM »
to leetgeek, you remind me of neil degrasse tyson. you're smart but unhappy and unsuccessful with women. here's some bright eyes lyrics.

"And if you swear that there's no truth and who cares
How come you say it like you're right?
Why are you scared to dream of God
When it's salvation that you want?"

question for everyone who's gone to a whore, do you add that to your body count or would that be cheating?

Answering to your question, I’d say yes. If I did it with them, then yes.

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Re: Prostitution
« Reply #53 on: December 30, 2022, 09:11:59 PM »
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So you didn't want to kiss the chick but you would put your dick in her ass with no protection...
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Wouldn't be the first time I put my dick somewhere I wouldn't put my mouth. That was really spur of the moment thing though, I recommend protection anytime playing with a pro, even for head. Some chicks have like 50 reviews, imagine how many other randoms she's been with who didn't review.
There was a neighborhood pro that had frequented the convenience store I worked at for a few years. One morning she came in for condoms and we were out. She asked if we had any more and we told here there was a condom machine in the bathroom. She just looked at us and said "Ugh, those taste awful." Keep that in mind, fellas.

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Re: Prostitution
« Reply #54 on: December 31, 2022, 01:45:25 PM »
Fetlife is a thing that does not require money. For states with high populations there are likely many individuals to meet. The added bonus is that you learn about all kinds of fetishes that you didn't know existed.

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Re: Prostitution
« Reply #55 on: December 31, 2022, 04:11:54 PM »
As it turns out, wearing wet jeans is a kink




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Re: Prostitution
« Reply #56 on: December 31, 2022, 05:13:28 PM »
I haven’t hit her up since but kinda been thinking about.

Would do it again.

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Re: Prostitution
« Reply #57 on: December 31, 2022, 10:42:14 PM »
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Re: Prostitution
« Reply #58 on: December 31, 2022, 11:41:29 PM »
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Although, I have had some of the older women who come into my shop (typically in an unhappy marriage) try to talk me up with the "ooh, honey, if you weren't so young I'd be all over you."
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"If I got a lot older and you stayed the same age I'd let you."

yeah, definitely don't say "ooh, honey, if you weren't so old I'd be all over you, too."

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Re: Prostitution
« Reply #59 on: January 01, 2023, 06:04:37 PM »
Gotta love Figueroa street in LA 😂