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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2550 on: September 08, 2023, 09:45:30 AM »
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the skateboard industry makes a lot more sense once you realize that most of the major institutions don’t adhere to any sort of logic and make decisions based on what their group chats think are funny
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The entire world is run this way. Just imagine what the Bohemian Grove group chat is like.
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somewhere on the planet right now there's a Bilderberg elite sitting on the toilet spamming the group chat with flame and gas emojis in response a video of george w bush doing the buffalo bill dance at the moloch effigy ceremony last night

No doubt planning tonight's orgy at the compound of whoever they got to replace Epstein.

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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2551 on: September 08, 2023, 11:12:53 AM »
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the skateboard industry makes a lot more sense once you realize that most of the major institutions don’t adhere to any sort of logic and make decisions based on what their group chats think are funny
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The entire world is run this way. Just imagine what the Bohemian Grove group chat is like.



Based on this I'd imagine it's not unlike some group chats I'm in
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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2552 on: September 08, 2023, 12:29:29 PM »
I hate the way Dylan Jaeb lands every single trick with his head cocked with that look on his face. It's literally fuckin every clip.  But he's super good and still enjoy his skating

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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2553 on: September 08, 2023, 04:29:06 PM »
I hate the way Dylan Jaeb lands every single trick with his head cocked with that look on his face. It's literally fuckin every clip.  But he's super good and still enjoy his skating

Screenshot the look

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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2554 on: September 08, 2023, 07:15:53 PM »
Krook3d goes harder than L.S.D.

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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2555 on: September 08, 2023, 08:45:02 PM »
Sometimes it’s fun to just cruise around the neighborhood doing power slides instead of hitting the park. Preferably really early in the morning or before the sunsets. After or before work lol
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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2556 on: September 09, 2023, 07:16:51 AM »
Sometimes it’s fun to just cruise around the neighborhood doing power slides instead of hitting the park. Preferably really early in the morning or before the sunsets. After or before work lol

I'm not sure this is unpopular

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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2557 on: September 09, 2023, 07:29:23 AM »
It's actually a pretty solid slap trope.....

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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2558 on: September 11, 2023, 09:06:52 AM »
Two thousand nak-teen was Nakel’s jumping the shark moment.

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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2559 on: September 11, 2023, 09:27:19 AM »
FA is corny. That LA jam just shows it.
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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2560 on: September 11, 2023, 10:34:57 AM »
Skaters who make hybrid trucks with various brands or eras of older trucks need to find Jesus

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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2561 on: September 12, 2023, 11:16:39 AM »
Two thousand nak-teen was Nakel’s jumping the shark moment.

I still chuckle at annu-NAK-i

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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2562 on: September 12, 2023, 10:34:47 PM »

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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2563 on: September 13, 2023, 06:41:43 AM »
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Sometimes it’s fun to just cruise around the neighborhood doing power slides instead of hitting the park. Preferably really early in the morning or before the sunsets. After or before work lol
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I'm not sure this is unpopular

Unpopular with the neighbors who have listen to screeching wheels in the early am or dinner time
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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2564 on: September 13, 2023, 06:50:53 AM »
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Sometimes it’s fun to just cruise around the neighborhood doing power slides instead of hitting the park. Preferably really early in the morning or before the sunsets. After or before work lol
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I'm not sure this is unpopular
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Unpopular with the neighbors who have listen to screeching wheels in the early am or dinner time

Gotta get those Mini Juices for cruising.

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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2565 on: September 13, 2023, 08:17:40 AM »
trying to concoct a hot take

"the universally beloved and pure essence of skateboarding is fun"

ah yes, that should do it

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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2566 on: September 13, 2023, 06:01:40 PM »
John shanahanz has a great head of hair for someone who’s always wearing a hat

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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2567 on: September 13, 2023, 07:48:52 PM »
Louie's Jacuzzi company will inevitably fail by 2024 due to their riders alcoholism.

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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2568 on: September 13, 2023, 08:27:10 PM »

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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2569 on: September 13, 2023, 10:37:00 PM »
Louie's Jacuzzi company will inevitably fail by 2024 due to their riders alcoholism.

Even more unpopular;
Bring alcoholism back to skateoarding

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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2570 on: September 14, 2023, 08:22:29 AM »
that never really went away, modelos are featured prominently in every single video that comes out

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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2571 on: September 14, 2023, 09:34:50 AM »
Small decks like 8 even 7.75 are good for transition skating.  Mini ramps and big transition whatever

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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2572 on: September 14, 2023, 09:47:15 AM »
Small decks like 8 even 7.75 are good for transition skating.  Mini ramps and big transition whatever

i had an old guy (between 50 and 60) at the shop who was skating vert with a 7.5. It seems he enjoyed that configuration for a few years. It didn't make sense to me though (but i'm not a transition skater)
I recommended to try a larger board between 8.5 and 9. He picked an 8.75 and never looked back.

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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2573 on: September 14, 2023, 10:46:00 AM »
Small decks like 8 even 7.75 are good for transition skating.  Mini ramps and big transition whatever
Unpopular opinion on Slap-boards that small aren't good for anything except nearly stationary tricks on perfect flatground.

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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2574 on: September 14, 2023, 11:01:15 AM »
Has been 30 years and Gonz still the most annoying skater. Ok, he changed the game, is a good person, but c’mon. His art sucks and fat ass that skates bad trying to be funny. I think Koston was trying to be like Gonz but at least dude can skate… the pass that skate industry do to Gonz is more worse than Bea.
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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2575 on: September 14, 2023, 12:06:52 PM »
Complaining about Koston being annoying is annoying, he’s paid insane dues, complaining about him bunting Tampa runs or berrics stuff is crazy

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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2576 on: September 14, 2023, 01:41:37 PM »
Has been 30 years and Gonz still the most annoying skater. Ok, he changed the game, is a good person, but c’mon. His art sucks and fat ass that skates bad trying to be funny. I think Koston was trying to be like Gonz but at least dude can skate… the pass that skate industry do to Gonz is more worse than Bea.

Gonz still hitting handrails in his 50s. He is, always has been, and always will be the truth.

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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2577 on: September 14, 2023, 06:01:12 PM »
yeah actually he's been getting better, unfortunately the same cannot be said about his art......

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« Reply #2578 on: September 15, 2023, 07:10:00 AM »
Has been 30 years and Gonz still the most annoying skater. Ok, he changed the game, is a good person, but c’mon. His art sucks and fat ass that skates bad trying to be funny. I think Koston was trying to be like Gonz but at least dude can skate… the pass that skate industry do to Gonz is more worse than Bea.
He skates really well for his age. I don’t know if there are too many other fifty-somethings that can switch tre. His art is what it is. His personality, who knows. It might just be shtick. His being fat- he’s not fat he’s just got a typical body for a Chicano of his age (says Chicano in his forties).

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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2579 on: September 15, 2023, 07:54:55 AM »
Skaters who make hybrid trucks with various brands or eras of older trucks need to find Jesus

dude who runs the Fuck With Your Trucks account is wildly autistic