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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2820 on: October 19, 2023, 10:16:47 PM »
I know a lot of people are fucking with them, but I just can’t get down with the ASICS skate shoes. 🤮 there is one model they have, that I would possibly wear (the real thin cupsole ones) but every other skate shoe I’ve seen from them, is god awful looking. I also think a lot of my distain for their shoes, has to do with their bizzare logo they blast on the side of the shoes.

Also, idk if this is even an “unpopular opinion” or not, but skating in SB dunks don’t hold a candle to skating in the basketball dunks. Almost a different shoe all together.
This has me cracking up, what exactly does Black Flag have to do with measuring your dick starting behind ya nuts?

Skateboarding is nothing but a game to find the right fits to appear like you're a proportional human being instead of a midget or a giant.

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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2821 on: October 19, 2023, 10:21:08 PM »
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I’m A dingdong
Rodney Mullen is a Fed tho. And why does he cry so much? Is he drunk?  He cry like the drunk homies do when they talk about doing bad things.
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Man really DO cry a lot tho.
He’s like skateboarding’s John Boehner, or something.
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Getting a lot of John Boehner references in my life this week.   
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Me too. It's probably a speaker chaos thing like you think this shit is new this dude used to cry a whole lot!

Yup that what it is.

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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2822 on: October 20, 2023, 08:39:01 AM »

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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2823 on: October 20, 2023, 08:41:31 AM »
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smoke after you warm up
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THIS! When you smoke after warming up (atleast for me) is when the actual magic happens. If I do it before, I'm not gonnaa do jack shit and my legs will be all heavy and shit



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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2824 on: October 20, 2023, 08:59:34 AM »
smoke after you warm up

tale as old as time

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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2825 on: October 24, 2023, 06:36:47 AM »
has playing skate always been super prevalent and i've just been too socially maladjusted to have been involved or has it become more commonplace in the last ~10 years? like i know its been around forever but the influx of strangers coming up and asking me to play skate has increased significantly recently

The popularity of S.K.A.T.E has probably risen proportional to BatB.

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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2826 on: October 24, 2023, 07:19:24 AM »
has playing skate always been super prevalent and i've just been too socially maladjusted to have been involved or has it become more commonplace in the last ~10 years? like i know its been around forever but the influx of strangers coming up and asking me to play skate has increased significantly recently
Batb took a while to catch on where i live. I remember constantly having to explain myself why i took second turn on the last letter

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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2827 on: October 24, 2023, 11:13:29 AM »
Kids don’t really play it around here….20 years ago random kids would just be looking to crush everyone…now it’s a broader range of people skating so it happens but I’d say it’s less of a thing…..

I’d say the average person who watches BATB is 27….

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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2828 on: October 24, 2023, 11:24:11 AM »
If I'm skating with friends we'll just play skate to warm up. If someone gets bored halfway in we're fine calling it quits and just moving right along. We don't use berries rules. Every letter gets 2 tries and you can do all the goofy shit you want
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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2829 on: October 24, 2023, 02:19:04 PM »
We play a lot of games since we primarily skate flat, for last trick we give each other 5 tries minimum

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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2830 on: October 25, 2023, 01:53:53 PM »
I wouldn’t know. At my age no one thinks I can do flat ground. And they’re mostly right

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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2831 on: October 26, 2023, 06:40:20 AM »
any board above 8.5 is unnecessary and inconvenient. (i used to ride 8.75s)
Mrs Elf is a pretty cool name.

And Mrs Elf destructing is even cooler.

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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2832 on: October 26, 2023, 06:48:56 AM »
Never jack off or have sex before the session, it will take all the excitement out of you

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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2833 on: October 26, 2023, 11:56:20 PM »
Never jack off or have sex before the session, it will take all the excitement out of you

thats a new one. you been doing research on this topic? i mean are you speaking from experience?

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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2834 on: October 27, 2023, 12:26:44 AM »
To fakie is just a survival tactic (slides and grinds, mosthetime).

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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2835 on: October 27, 2023, 12:45:57 AM »
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Never jack off or have sex before the session, it will take all the excitement out of you
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thats a new one. you been doing research on this topic? i mean are you speaking from experience?

Loads of research

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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2836 on: October 27, 2023, 01:00:22 AM »
Never jack off or have sex before the session, it will take all the excitement out of you

i've been told the opposite was the case. might come down to personal preference eh

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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2837 on: October 27, 2023, 01:05:34 AM »
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Never jack off or have sex before the session, it will take all the excitement out of you
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i've been told the opposite was the case. might come down to personal preference eh

So whenever I rubbed the genie lamp before the session or mounted my girl, I felt drained and exhausted, without the initial excitement I had for the session.
But if you wait until after the session, while skating, you still have this prehistoric drive and energy and then after the session you can go for a shower and a proper wank / mount.
I actually never tried to unload mid session, maybe that's the key
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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2838 on: October 27, 2023, 01:11:12 AM »
"mid session wank"

we might be on to something here.

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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2839 on: October 27, 2023, 01:32:48 AM »
The Classic huck don’t fuck but I’ve had my best sessions after fucking. I’ll have to add that I was never a “hucker” but some have said I’m a fucker..

If somebody with photoshop skills could make that diagram photo of skaters who huck and know what fucking is and people who fuck but don’t know what hucking is I’d appreciate that.
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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2840 on: October 27, 2023, 01:45:27 AM »
this discussion should have its own thread.

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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2841 on: October 27, 2023, 02:33:27 AM »
question for @Prostate Exam

have you tried it to the point where you almost nut, but stop at the peak. and then go skate? would it give the sesh more boost.

what are your thoughts?

this should be investigated.

what if you this mid session?

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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2842 on: October 27, 2023, 03:09:53 AM »
To fakie is just a survival tactic (slides and grinds, mosthetime).

Hard disagree, and don’t even feel like i have to explain myself. Your argument only counts for regular noseslides and boardslides

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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2843 on: October 27, 2023, 03:34:35 AM »
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To fakie is just a survival tactic (slides and grinds, mosthetime).
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Hard disagree, and don’t even feel like i have to explain myself. Your argument only counts for regular noseslides and boardslides

and bs crook

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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2844 on: October 27, 2023, 05:56:46 AM »
"mid session wank"

we might be on to something here.
Wait so is the established order warm up, smoke weed, then jerk off or warm up, jerk off, then smoke weed?
what quality posts do you have under your umbrella son of a bitch


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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2845 on: October 27, 2023, 06:12:23 AM »
The Classic huck don’t fuck but I’ve had my best sessions after fucking. I’ll have to add that I was never a “hucker” but some have said I’m a fucker..

If somebody with photoshop skills could make that diagram photo of skaters who huck and know what fucking is and people who fuck but don’t know what hucking is I’d appreciate that.



I put Tyler in the bottom right because he has a kid but I'm guessing he doesn't know how exactly that came to pass
what quality posts do you have under your umbrella son of a bitch


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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2846 on: October 27, 2023, 06:20:09 AM »
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"mid session wank"

we might be on to something here.
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Wait so is the established order warm up, smoke weed, then jerk off or warm up, jerk off, then smoke weed?

time to put it to the test i guess

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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2847 on: October 27, 2023, 10:21:07 AM »
 Actively using the kook/gnar system is way more whack and pitiful than talking about it.
 

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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2848 on: October 27, 2023, 11:21:45 AM »
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Actively using the kook/gnar system is way more whack and pitiful than talking about it.
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actually i think the rep and ignore system does a lot towards keeping this place usable. there's plenty of people who game other posters for a positive rep which can be annoying but there's a lot of value in seeing posters with outlandish, offensive takes roundly rejected by lots of people on this site. it's a good warning sign to not take that person seriously

either way, getting upset (or proud) of the fake and meaningless number next to your user name is the lamest thing possible

BACK ON TOPIC: david gonzalez absolutely knows what fucking is! have you seen the man's thirst traps? come on
Men that take underwear pics in a full length mirror are NOT having sex. They want to but they aren't. You gotta post hole
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Re: 2023 unpopular opinion thread
« Reply #2849 on: October 27, 2023, 11:52:59 AM »
motherfuckers at the skatepark posting up all day, saying whats up/ dapping you and smiling in your face but wont let you bum a cigarette.
Hit the wood