PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL (of the Berrics)

[ineedthis]

Scientology is back on the menu boys!

[Síota]

Image following the berries on Insta...

[big_kev_215]

“However, we always knew this day would come because, as skateboarders, we believe that we are dead to the degree that we do not fight and that the pain we experience in these battles fades under the triumph of our victories”

Bruh, as a skateboarder, I believe that I do not understand this convoluted statement

[Lord Viper Scorpion]

i think he's saying skateboarders fall down a lot and that makes them keen businessmen

[j....soy.....]

They should just hand the keys over to something that's relevant...like Braille or something....

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Skate Goatse

[daewonbong3000]

Maybe he’ll pull a mgs2 and start doing nude cartwheels

[SneakySecrets]

“However, we always knew this day would come because, as skateboarders, we believe that we are dead to the degree that we do not fight and that the pain we experience in these battles fades under the triumph of our victories”

Bruh, as a skateboarder, I believe that I do not understand this convoluted statement

Seems a little overdramatic. He’s talking about it like it’s the battle of Gettysburg or something.

[Sizzla]

nah weapon formed against i & i shall prosper

[pugmaster]

Hot damn Watson lol


Shout out skate Goatse, the Metal Gear reference, and @TheLurper!

[Rune Spliffberg]

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Hot damn Watson lol


Shout out skate Goatse, the Metal Gear reference, and @TheLurper!

the "goatse hands" PNG file on google image search has come in handy more than a few times in my days on the internet

[Hyliannightmare]

The la le lu le lo

[Natas Fauxas]

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Maybe he’ll pull a mgs2 and start doing nude cartwheels

I see him as more of a MacGruber with a celery stick in his ass.

[one-off]

One must imagine Steve Berra happy

[Mongo Lloyd]

This, but with a dung beetle rolling a ball of dook up the mountain.

[skippersoldballs]

Makes sense. Banning me from berrics Instagram seems like something hypebeast would have done, not Steve

[Banned from the room]

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“However, we always knew this day would come because, as skateboarders, we believe that we are dead to the degree that we do not fight and that the pain we experience in these battles fades under the triumph of our victories”

Bruh, as a skateboarder, I believe that I do not understand this convoluted statement

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Seems a little overdramatic. He’s talking about it like it’s the battle of Gettysburg or something.

I believe it's Alexander the Great. I could be wrong tho.

[Banned from the room]

I searched it and it triggered some 1812 poem shit. ..

It's macho warsystem crappola. Love is the only thing that matters in this world.

[manysnakes]

It would be cool if he were paraphrasing Faulkner or something, but come on, this is Berra, and it's just dumb guy shit he made up.

[GAY]

I'm confused,  you all have been saw-conning Berra for eternity and now you're excited about his return to the helm? Starting to think SLAP is one of those questions we may never know the answer to...

I don't think anybody's excited about anything related to this story.

[TheDingus]

So somehow borra conned “someone” else into giving him a bunch of money to buy his way out of the hypebeast contract. Hopefully they also give him money to pay off all the debts he owes to filmers and contest winners. Or maybe they will all have to sue him like the emerica tm did (hint hint)

[GrayCellGreen]

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I'm confused,  you all have been saw-conning Berra for eternity and now you're excited about his return to the helm? Starting to think SLAP is one of those questions we may never know the answer to...

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I don't think anybody's excited about anything related to this story.

I'm excited at the prospect of the rebrand crashing and burning. Berriuma needs to just take the L and move on

[Madam, I'm Adam]

Amazing thread.

If they bring back Hip Hop Tuesdays I might be interested.

[GAY]

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I'm confused,  you all have been saw-conning Berra for eternity and now you're excited about his return to the helm? Starting to think SLAP is one of those questions we may never know the answer to...

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I don't think anybody's excited about anything related to this story.

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I'm excited at the prospect of the rebrand crashing and burning. Berriuma needs to just take the L and move on

Finally something to be excited about with this story.

[devils acrobat]

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This, but with a dung beetle rolling a ball of kook up the mountain.

Fixed it

[jakeumms]

So somehow borra conned “someone” else into giving him a bunch of money to buy his way out of the hypebeast contract. Hopefully they also give him money to pay off all the debts he owes to filmers and contest winners. Or maybe they will all have to sue him like the emerica tm did (hint hint)

Carry U Man

[Cuban_Lynx]

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[BL0B]

eric's on the phone with hypebeast asking if they'll take back ownership after this thread!

[rawbertson.]

was thinking bceause they are clearly unable to put together 16 -32 men in 1 room for like 4 hrs to complete a tournament, why dont they just do really hype money matches of 2 pros we really really want to see and just drip them out as they please, instead of people dying for the event to constnatly come to a conclusion?
fantasy matches id like to see:
gino vs. popps, fred gall vs. BA, Pine vs. SkateGOAT, Tyshawn vs. nigel, possibilities are endless