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The Story of Greg Lutzka
« on: January 09, 2023, 03:27:47 PM »

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Re: The Story of Greg Lutzka
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2023, 03:31:28 PM »
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Re: The Story of Greg Lutzka
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2023, 03:32:16 PM »
I have his FP insoles. I'll watch just to learn more about him.
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Re: The Story of Greg Lutzka
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2023, 03:35:39 PM »
i really thought 2023 was ruined when tyson bowerbank quit almost. this brings back a lot of hope for a brighter year.

imagine fucking the dog shit outta chris roberts

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Re: The Story of Greg Lutzka
« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2023, 03:38:45 PM »
The fedora cover doesn't disappoint.

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Re: The Story of Greg Lutzka
« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2023, 03:45:14 PM »
HAHAHA that was the best "headshot" they had, huh? Jesus H. Christ.

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Re: The Story of Greg Lutzka
« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2023, 03:45:52 PM »
Lol that picture just reminds me of this sketch. I wonder if any of his friends ever snickered like this behind his back.


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Re: The Story of Greg Lutzka
« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2023, 03:48:22 PM »
I’m not an age expert, but from what I gather Greg Lutzka is most likely a man, not a kid

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Re: The Story of Greg Lutzka
« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2023, 03:50:18 PM »
A kid. A fedora. A dream.

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Re: The Story of Greg Lutzka
« Reply #9 on: January 09, 2023, 03:51:58 PM »
Lol that picture just reminds me of this sketch. I wonder if any of his friends ever snickered like this behind his back.



Do we think the Lutz keeps dice in his pocket?

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Re: The Story of Greg Lutzka
« Reply #10 on: January 09, 2023, 03:55:26 PM »
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Lol that picture just reminds me of this sketch. I wonder if any of his friends ever snickered like this behind his back.


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Do we think the Lutz keeps dice in his pocket?

He keeps them in his bag of tricks, there’s a ton of room in there next to the 270s

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Re: The Story of Greg Lutzka
« Reply #11 on: January 09, 2023, 03:55:40 PM »

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Re: The Story of Greg Lutzka
« Reply #12 on: January 09, 2023, 03:59:01 PM »
who

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Re: The Story of Greg Lutzka
« Reply #13 on: January 09, 2023, 03:59:40 PM »
Directed by Greg Lutzka
Written by Greg Lutzka
Produced by Greg Lutzka
Starting Greg Lutzka as GREG LUTZKA!


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Re: The Story of Greg Lutzka
« Reply #14 on: January 09, 2023, 04:00:13 PM »
ok but where’s jub?

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Re: The Story of Greg Lutzka
« Reply #15 on: January 09, 2023, 04:02:09 PM »
When was the last time this guy filmed anything?

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Re: The Story of Greg Lutzka
« Reply #16 on: January 09, 2023, 04:05:42 PM »
I’m calling BS. This is not a real thing, he’s trolling, the picture is just too over the top.  Also noting it’s “feature length”, is a bit much. 

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Re: The Story of Greg Lutzka
« Reply #17 on: January 09, 2023, 04:09:13 PM »
Lol what. who the hell is asking for this story
« Last Edit: January 09, 2023, 04:18:02 PM by Candied cigarettes »

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Re: The Story of Greg Lutzka
« Reply #18 on: January 09, 2023, 04:10:23 PM »
Greg Lutzka: "...and it was at that point... amidst the negativity from critics... the controversies... the poor contest placements... that I decided I needed to make a complete 270 with my life."
"...We got the nuclear worm over here..."

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Re: The Story of Greg Lutzka
« Reply #19 on: January 09, 2023, 04:15:12 PM »
I wonder if Muska paid Lutzka in order to be in this?

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Re: The Story of Greg Lutzka
« Reply #20 on: January 09, 2023, 04:30:49 PM »


fixed.

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Re: The Story of Greg Lutzka
« Reply #21 on: January 09, 2023, 05:21:09 PM »

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Re: The Story of Greg Lutzka
« Reply #22 on: January 09, 2023, 05:25:34 PM »
The omission of a Doug "Pineapple" Saladino appearance in this devalues the entire production and casts doubt on its veracity and virility.

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Re: The Story of Greg Lutzka
« Reply #23 on: January 09, 2023, 06:44:40 PM »
I wanna here what happened at k Swiss and how that went south

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Re: The Story of Greg Lutzka
« Reply #24 on: January 09, 2023, 06:51:31 PM »
Honestly once the Lee Ralph docu is finally out I motion we ban all further Pro Skateboarder biopics with the exception of a Spike Jonze directed Gonz piece.

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Re: The Story of Greg Lutzka
« Reply #25 on: January 09, 2023, 07:09:43 PM »
 One day the fedora decided that Greg fit nicely, and a legend was born.

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Re: The Story of Greg Lutzka
« Reply #26 on: January 09, 2023, 07:38:04 PM »
HAHAHA that was the best "headshot" they had, huh? Jesus H. Christ.
Logic says he revolved his head 270 degrees to create this shot.

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Re: The Story of Greg Lutzka
« Reply #27 on: January 09, 2023, 08:33:31 PM »
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The right answer. Lmao im low key gonna pirate it tho

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Re: The Story of Greg Lutzka
« Reply #28 on: January 09, 2023, 09:12:52 PM »
really dug him when he came out of wisconsin carrying a Santa sack of NBD

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Re: The Story of Greg Lutzka
« Reply #29 on: January 09, 2023, 09:53:21 PM »
Honestly once the Lee Ralph docu is finally out I motion we ban all further Pro Skateboarder biopics with the exception of a Spike Jonze directed Gonz piece.

From what i hear it's not happening, The genius making the doco had his laptop stolen with all the content only stored on said laptizzy