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Braden Hoban predictions
« on: February 22, 2023, 11:59:02 AM »
He’s been skating at p-rods park, skates for monster and killing contests.  I’m sure he’s getting some offers.  How long does he stay “core”?   Toy turned him pro pretty quick and he has a colorway on emerica. Kind of  out of character for those teams. Desperate attempt to keep him happy?
Predictions on his near future?

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Re: Braden Hoban predictions
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2023, 12:02:53 PM »
i think hes gonna kickflip into a rail. might impossible something too. maybe im way off base

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Re: Braden Hoban predictions
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2023, 12:03:48 PM »
He looks like the guy from the recent Dune movie

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Re: Braden Hoban predictions
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2023, 12:04:05 PM »
Monster tattoo and signing the baby bulge of very pregnant women within the year
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Re: Braden Hoban predictions
« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2023, 12:23:00 PM »
I'm sure the Monster and contest money could hold him over if he wanted to stay on the "core" brands

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Re: Braden Hoban predictions
« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2023, 12:29:53 PM »
he'll release a part with a title like 'hoban forgiveness' on thrasher and it'll probably get like 6 or 2 on quartersnacks depending on what louie clip drops that week

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Re: Braden Hoban predictions
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Re: Braden Hoban predictions
« Reply #7 on: February 22, 2023, 12:34:53 PM »
Probably wear a Bob Dylan shirt

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Re: Braden Hoban predictions
« Reply #8 on: February 22, 2023, 12:37:49 PM »
a really good 5-10 years followed by a really rough 10-40

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Re: Braden Hoban predictions
« Reply #9 on: February 22, 2023, 12:42:50 PM »
I would be pleasantly surprised is he stayed on emerica when there's nike/adidas/cons money in the air.

Cons would be the best fit imo.




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Re: Braden Hoban predictions
« Reply #10 on: February 22, 2023, 12:43:55 PM »
We will continue not to care…

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Re: Braden Hoban predictions
« Reply #11 on: February 22, 2023, 01:18:13 PM »

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Re: Braden Hoban predictions
« Reply #12 on: February 22, 2023, 01:26:19 PM »
IMO if Emerica doesn’t give him a pro shoe, he’ll go to a bigger shoe company where he’ll get paid more just skating for them than if Emerica had given him the shoe.

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Re: Braden Hoban predictions
« Reply #13 on: February 22, 2023, 01:38:38 PM »
back noseblunt while shotgunning a monster coming soon

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Re: Braden Hoban predictions
« Reply #14 on: February 22, 2023, 01:39:32 PM »
Converse seems right

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Re: Braden Hoban predictions
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Re: Braden Hoban predictions
« Reply #16 on: February 22, 2023, 02:32:32 PM »
I think he fits Toy pretty well but whatever

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Re: Braden Hoban predictions
« Reply #17 on: February 22, 2023, 02:52:54 PM »
toy had to turn him pro after the Hubba hideout contest where he blew the elites out of the water. That was his ticket into street league where he can get paid well without having to switch up his sponsors. He also quit Nike to be on emerica so he could stand out and not be a drop in the bucket. Its been working great for him.

The odds of him getting his own shoe for emerica and that shoe selling are 1000x greater than him getting anything past a colorway for some Nike's.

I'm sure he's super chillen where he's at.

And everyone skates Prods park. its the only TF around these days. Spanky was there just the other day. nobody thinks hes going to leave baker to start SHS with Prod any time soon.

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Re: Braden Hoban predictions
« Reply #18 on: February 22, 2023, 03:04:45 PM »
He looks like the guy from the recent Dune movie



I mean... kinda?
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Re: Braden Hoban predictions
« Reply #19 on: February 22, 2023, 06:58:31 PM »
I'm sure the Monster and contest money could hold him over if he wanted to stay on the "core" brands

I think it was Ishod who recently said that Street League money isn't necessarily what it used to be.

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Re: Braden Hoban predictions
« Reply #20 on: February 22, 2023, 07:08:59 PM »
I can’t believe Spanky is leaving Baker to start SHS with Paul.

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Re: Braden Hoban predictions
« Reply #21 on: February 22, 2023, 07:14:42 PM »
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He looks like the guy from the recent Dune movie
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I mean... kinda?

No numnuts this guy


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Re: Braden Hoban predictions
« Reply #22 on: February 22, 2023, 07:34:45 PM »
he'll probably get on vans
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Re: Braden Hoban predictions
« Reply #23 on: February 22, 2023, 09:53:02 PM »
toy had to turn him pro after the Hubba hideout contest where he blew the elites out of the water. That was his ticket into street league where he can get paid well without having to switch up his sponsors. He also quit Nike to be on emerica so he could stand out and not be a drop in the bucket. Its been working great for him.

The odds of him getting his own shoe for emerica and that shoe selling are 1000x greater than him getting anything past a colorway for some Nike's.

I'm sure he's super chillen where he's at.

And everyone skates Prods park. its the only TF around these days. Spanky was there just the other day. nobody thinks hes going to leave baker to start SHS with Prod any time soon.
Its not the Prod park alone, it’s all the components in quick succession.
I feel like he is quickly outgrowing his sponsors. I could see Prod putting him on. It’d make more sense than Franky being on the squad. It’d be cool if he’s content where he’s at. I want toy to sell boards more than any other company.

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Re: Braden Hoban predictions
« Reply #24 on: February 22, 2023, 10:45:19 PM »
SOTY

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Re: Braden Hoban predictions
« Reply #25 on: February 23, 2023, 12:04:27 AM »
he will steal your gf

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Re: Braden Hoban predictions
« Reply #26 on: February 23, 2023, 03:07:02 AM »
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toy had to turn him pro after the Hubba hideout contest where he blew the elites out of the water. That was his ticket into street league where he can get paid well without having to switch up his sponsors. He also quit Nike to be on emerica so he could stand out and not be a drop in the bucket. Its been working great for him.

The odds of him getting his own shoe for emerica and that shoe selling are 1000x greater than him getting anything past a colorway for some Nike's.

I'm sure he's super chillen where he's at.

And everyone skates Prods park. its the only TF around these days. Spanky was there just the other day. nobody thinks hes going to leave baker to start SHS with Prod any time soon.
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Its not the Prod park alone, it’s all the components in quick succession.
I feel like he is quickly outgrowing his sponsors. I could see Prod putting him on. It’d make more sense than Franky being on the squad. It’d be cool if he’s content where he’s at. I want toy to sell boards more than any other company.

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Re: Braden Hoban predictions
« Reply #27 on: February 23, 2023, 04:48:56 AM »
Dude rips

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Re: Braden Hoban predictions
« Reply #28 on: February 23, 2023, 05:07:44 AM »
I can’t believe Spanky is leaving Baker to start SHS with Paul.
It's the City Stars revival we've all been waiting for!!!

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Re: Braden Hoban predictions
« Reply #29 on: February 23, 2023, 05:21:35 AM »
Dude rips

yep, so far i'm a fan. he seems pretty humble, seems like a skate rat and he seems like he's got a good head on his shoulders which means he'll mostly like become hated by slap, lol.