SNL Writer Jake Nordwind calls himself a “skater” on Instagram.

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OP we already have one skateboarding comedian. His name is Tim Robinson and he’s the best. He’s actually funny AND he can tre flip

Also big LOL at calling someone a senior citizen as a diss. Super sick burn bud

[@bolts_the_snowman on IG]

OP we already have one skateboarding comedian. His name is Tim Robinson and he’s the best. He’s actually funny AND he can tre flip

Also big LOL at calling someone a senior citizen as a diss. Super sick burn bud

You have a worse rep on this website than me 💀💀 I thought the first skate comedian was Jason Lee. Yeah there’s also tim Robinson, but there’s also gifted hater, Ollybee, beta male hawk who’s actually on the rise rn. And there’s me. Sorry if you don’t think I’m funny, you probably need to see a therapist just for how miserable you are.

[@bolts_the_snowman on IG]

All youse are on here cause all youse couldn’t go pro and you guys are fuming about it taking out your insecurities onto skaters that could be either your son or your nephew

[JM]

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nice meltdown.

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Thanks I’m gonna make a video about why this website sucks

Hell yeah. Please do.

[radcunt]

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nice meltdown.

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Thanks I’m gonna make a video about why this website sucks

Oh no! Please! Don’t hurt our home! Your legions will destroy us!

[@bolts_the_snowman on IG]

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nice meltdown.

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Thanks I’m gonna make a video about why this website sucks

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Oh no! Please! Don’t hurt our home! Your legions will destroy us!

1C34 bitches love it

[skate_or_dingus]

Imagine being too afraid to show your face while buying a ton of etnies shoes??? Get some fucking taste dude your drip is so 20 years ago in a bad way.

 "I'm so 3008, you so two thousand and late" - ^this guy probably

[swellbowed]

[@bolts_the_snowman on IG]

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Imagine being too afraid to show your face while buying a ton of etnies shoes??? Get some fucking taste dude your drip is so 20 years ago in a bad way.

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 "I'm so 3008, you so two thousand and late" - ^this guy probably

1C34 bitches love iiiiiit

[FS-OverKOOK]

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There hasn’t been any skate clips coming from this man who is obviously a poser and I still need to know if he can actually do a kickflip

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you NEVER landed this or anything else baby girl keep it real
why would you do this to yourself

I'm betting those stickers are still pristine

[@bolts_the_snowman on IG]

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There hasn’t been any skate clips coming from this man who is obviously a poser and I still need to know if he can actually do a kickflip

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you NEVER landed this or anything else baby girl keep it real
why would you do this to yourself

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I'm betting those stickers are still pristine

Nope. Wait till I get home from my community college.

[Stu Pickles]

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There hasn’t been any skate clips coming from this man who is obviously a poser and I still need to know if he can actually do a kickflip

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you NEVER landed this or anything else baby girl keep it real
why would you do this to yourself

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Says a person with no confidence to post their skateboarding on instagram. Also I landed that shit. I don’t care if it’s no comply. Suck my dick

is that your way of saying you landed with only one foot? so youre calling out an SNL guy for being a poser while you literally pose yourself on a flatground kickflip bail shot for insta? youre a fuckin clown

[JoseCansnake0]

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Haha! Only took two pages to serve this fool up. Nice work pals

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I wanna crap in a box just to mail it to you so your bitch ass can smell it

Make sure to leave a return address so I can send you a razor scooter. I'll slap some SUPREME stickers on there so you feel right at home

[@bolts_the_snowman on IG]

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Haha! Only took two pages to serve this fool up. Nice work pals

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I wanna crap in a box just to mail it to you so your bitch ass can smell it

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Make sure to leave a return address so I can send you a razor scooter. I'll slap some SUPREME stickers on there so you feel right at home

I haven’t ridden a razor scooter since I was 11 years old.

[ungzilla]

hello i am here to participate in the cyber bullying of this (hapless rube) (advanced troll) circle one

[@bolts_the_snowman on IG]

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There hasn’t been any skate clips coming from this man who is obviously a poser and I still need to know if he can actually do a kickflip

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you NEVER landed this or anything else baby girl keep it real
why would you do this to yourself

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Says a person with no confidence to post their skateboarding on instagram. Also I landed that shit. I don’t care if it’s no comply. Suck my dick

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is that your way of saying you landed with only one foot? so youre calling out an SNL guy for being a poser while you literally pose yourself on a flatground kickflip bail shot for insta? youre a fuckin clown

No people told me I land no comply kickflips unintentionally. Can you stop being 35, bitter and not a pro skater for just one second?

[@bolts_the_snowman on IG]

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There hasn’t been any skate clips coming from this man who is obviously a poser and I still need to know if he can actually do a kickflip

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you NEVER landed this or anything else baby girl keep it real
why would you do this to yourself

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Says a person with no confidence to post their skateboarding on instagram. Also I landed that shit. I don’t care if it’s no comply. Suck my dick

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is that your way of saying you landed with only one foot? so youre calling out an SNL guy for being a poser while you literally pose yourself on a flatground kickflip bail shot for insta? youre a fuckin clown

You are the saddest man I have ever met in this goddamned website. I could be old enough to be your nephew dude. I don’t think your wife wants you and i think your kid is gonna kill you when he’s an adult because you wouldn’t buy him all the stuff he wanted.

[ihearth8rs]

Imagine trying to call someone a poser just to end up the new Slap lolcow 💀

[yghartsyrt]

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There hasn’t been any skate clips coming from this man who is obviously a poser and I still need to know if he can actually do a kickflip

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you NEVER landed this or anything else baby girl keep it real
why would you do this to yourself

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Says a person with no confidence to post their skateboarding on instagram. Also I landed that shit. I don’t care if it’s no comply. Suck my dick

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is that your way of saying you landed with only one foot? so youre calling out an SNL guy for being a poser while you literally pose yourself on a flatground kickflip bail shot for insta? youre a fuckin clown

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You are the saddest man I have ever met in this goddamned website. I could be old enough to be your nephew dude. I don’t think your wife wants you and i think your kid is gonna kill you when he’s an adult because you wouldn’t buy him all the stuff he wanted.

Dude, not fucking funny. At all.

[Oog]

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There hasn’t been any skate clips coming from this man who is obviously a poser and I still need to know if he can actually do a kickflip

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you NEVER landed this or anything else baby girl keep it real
why would you do this to yourself

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Says a person with no confidence to post their skateboarding on instagram. Also I landed that shit. I don’t care if it’s no comply. Suck my dick

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is that your way of saying you landed with only one foot? so youre calling out an SNL guy for being a poser while you literally pose yourself on a flatground kickflip bail shot for insta? youre a fuckin clown

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No people told me I land no comply kickflips unintentionally. Can you stop being 35, bitter and not a pro skater for just one second?

I don't want to be rude but there is no such thing as a no comply kickflip and if there was it wouldn't be doing a kickflip then putting a foot on the ground. I don't think your skill level or the writer at SNL's skill level really matters. You enjoy skating so I don't think you count as a poser whether or not you can kickflip and the same goes for the SNL writer. He might also just think the username is funny and doesn't skate or claim to skate and that would also be fine. If he mall grabs though we can throw tomatoes at him or something.

[Ninj2]

That bodega weed got you fried my mans.

[@bolts_the_snowman on IG]

That bodega weed got you fried my mans.

I’m level one autistic I been fried since the day I was born. I think people tell me I’m smart just to make me feel better

[@bolts_the_snowman on IG]

Imagine trying to call someone a poser just to end up the new Slap lolcow 💀

Being a lolcow is one thing. Try being poor in the most expensive state in the country

[bluntfullofmid]

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SNL. More like takes a fucking L every time it airs

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It really depends on whose hosting and how stoned or drunk you are. Or if you have a sense of humor. Please go see a therapist and ask them if they can prescribe you medication for your TikTok brain.

this is rich coming from the guy who's whole personality and demeanor scream "i need to talk to a licenesed medical professional"

this is the same guy that was trying to "cancel" elise hedge and some of the gensis squad all cause they called him a fucking dork at tompkins haha

[@bolts_the_snowman on IG]

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SNL. More like takes a fucking L every time it airs

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It really depends on whose hosting and how stoned or drunk you are. Or if you have a sense of humor. Please go see a therapist and ask them if they can prescribe you medication for your TikTok brain.

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this is rich coming from the guy who's whole personality and demeanor scream "i need to talk to a licenesed medical professional"

this is the same guy that was trying to "cancel" elise hedge and some of the gensis squad all cause they called him a fucking dork at tompkins haha

You’re a bigger dork for bringing that up

I can’t believe I developed a crush on a lesbian. A sexist racist lesbian who thinks every guy is trying to bang her. I didn’t even want those feelings for her. Also I am seeing a school counselor at my community college. It’s free compared to therapy. Sounds like you need therapy for talking down on someone whose 15 years younger than you. Suck my dick

[pugmaster]

[doomstation55]

I’m sure that Jake nordwind is a better skater than you are a comedian

[pizzafliptofakie]

honestly a non-skater securing the username "sk8rpunk69" is a pretty good bit.

[Fasttimes]

When I read this I felt like I was coming home from work and just tripping over multiple razor scooters and dog shit.

[@bolts_the_snowman on IG]

I’m sure that Jake nordwind is a better skater than you are a comedian

You have anhedonia please get help