I posted a bulletin on myspace claiming I was a parent... and this is what followed..
ash1eesimpson: who are you the parent of?
aatmacaoc: you didnt know i had a kid?
ash1eesimpson: you dont
aatmacaoc: kaleb
aatmacaoc: he's 3
ash1eesimpson: high five on that one
aatmacaoc: im stoked on it
ash1eesimpson: good to find out 3 years later
ash1eesimpson: better you than me my friend
aatmacaoc: he's awesome
aatmacaoc: want to see him?
ash1eesimpson: yes
aatmacaoc: one sec
aatmacaoc: you know i've had 'proud parent' on my myspace for liek 3 yrs
aatmacaoc: ha
ash1eesimpson: i figured it couldnt be true
ash1eesimpson: or i just didnt notice
aatmacaoc: ha really?
aatmacaoc: well you never asked
aatmacaoc:
http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/281/kalebatmacadz2.jpgaatmacaoc: theres my little guy
ash1eesimpson: super cute
aatmacaoc: he's the man
ash1eesimpson: im just a little shocked
aatmacaoc: ha realy?
ash1eesimpson: yeah
ash1eesimpson: i have my opinions
aatmacaoc: do you not like kids
ash1eesimpson: but i typically do not express them
ash1eesimpson: i like kids
aatmacaoc: what is your opinion
ash1eesimpson: but i have no desire whatsoever to have my own anytime soon
aatmacaoc: its all good
ash1eesimpson: there is too much of life at this age to experience
aatmacaoc: you will want one someday
ash1eesimpson: well yeah
ash1eesimpson: when im married
aatmacaoc: yea i know
aatmacaoc: i would have liked ot have done it the right way
aatmacaoc: but i told her, if she wants to keep it.. ill totally be a dad. i'm not goign to bail.
aatmacaoc: he's as much mine as he is hers.
ash1eesimpson: well of course
ash1eesimpson: i just see so many of my friends having children
ash1eesimpson: and it blows my mind
ash1eesimpson: this sounds terrible
ash1eesimpson: to some people
ash1eesimpson: but
ash1eesimpson: i am all for abortion
aatmacaoc: yea me too..
aatmacaoc: sometimes i wish i could go back in time and abort the little bugger
ash1eesimpson: oh man
ash1eesimpson: never say that to him
ash1eesimpson: hahahaha
aatmacaoc: oh i wont, when he pisses me off i usually just hit him
ash1eesimpson: hahahaha shut up
ash1eesimpson: you dont
aatmacaoc: not hard
aatmacaoc: just enough to keep him in like
aatmacaoc: like... a little quick slap in the face.
ash1eesimpson: aww
ash1eesimpson: :-(
aatmacaoc: oh believe me
aatmacaoc: when you have one you'll understand
aatmacaoc: he use to take his diapers off and straight up just shit on the floor
ash1eesimpson: LMFAO
ash1eesimpson: that is definitely your product right there
aatmacaoc: he wouldnt stop.. so one day i just put his nose in it.
aatmacaoc: he never did it again.
ash1eesimpson: awww!!!!!
ash1eesimpson: jeez!
ash1eesimpson: hahahah
ash1eesimpson: maybe someday
ash1eesimpson: when you're in your 90's
ash1eesimpson: you will shit your pants and he will be so tired of cleaning it up
ash1eesimpson: that he'll stick YOUR nose in it
ash1eesimpson: lmao
aatmacaoc: ha its ok
aatmacaoc: i held his face in it for about a minute
aatmacaoc: so he could really breathe it in
aatmacaoc: he didnt like it much
ash1eesimpson: no
ash1eesimpson: i cant imagine so
aatmacaoc: so are you bummed i have a kid?
aatmacaoc: ha
ash1eesimpson: no
ash1eesimpson: i would be bummed if i was trying to make you my boyfriend
ash1eesimpson: but im not
ash1eesimpson: so its all good
aatmacaoc: he's a wierd little guy
aatmacaoc: he used to eat his turds
ash1eesimpson: ummm
ash1eesimpson: perhaps psychiatric care time?
aatmacaoc: he grew out of it
aatmacaoc: the mom was a mess
aatmacaoc: she had some bad habits
ash1eesimpson: so she was just a random fuck you had?
aatmacaoc: no we dated for a little.
aatmacaoc: then she got way into some sshit
aatmacaoc: and i was all set
aatmacaoc: we broke up
aatmacaoc: and then she gave me the news
ash1eesimpson: so what were you like 18?
aatmacaoc: yea
aatmacaoc: high school
ash1eesimpson: jesus ali
ash1eesimpson: what the
aatmacaoc: whaaaat?
ash1eesimpson: no just thinking
ash1eesimpson: high school
aatmacaoc: yeeeea
aatmacaoc: it was harsh
aatmacaoc: she was using during the pregnancy
aatmacaoc: it sucked
aatmacaoc: she lied about it the whole time
ash1eesimpson: no wonder why he ate poop
aatmacaoc: well yea, he's got a few mdical issues.
aatmacaoc: do to her being completely iresponsible
ash1eesimpson: is he slow at all?
ash1eesimpson: you dont have to tell me if you dont want to
aatmacaoc: he's on medication..
aatmacaoc: he's getting better.
ash1eesimpson: good
ash1eesimpson: well
ash1eesimpson: this was some nice news
aatmacaoc: yea, now you knwo i have a regular kid :-(
ash1eesimpson: dont say that
ash1eesimpson: :-(
ash1eesimpson: like i said before
ash1eesimpson: it dont matter to me
ash1eesimpson: i can still use your penis and stuff
ash1eesimpson: so its all god
ash1eesimpson: just keep it cylindrical
aatmacaoc: ha shut up
aatmacaoc: yea maybe you can use it sometime
ash1eesimpson signed off at 3:47:57 PM.
ash1eesimpson signed on at 3:48:01 PM.
aatmacaoc: we can go to the park sometime with little kaleb
aatmacaoc: ha
ash1eesimpson: not sure about that one
ash1eesimpson: but the sex i can do
ash1eesimpson: ;-)
ash1eesimpson: jk
aatmacaoc: haha
ash1eesimpson: sorta
ash1eesimpson: lol
aatmacaoc: with little man!
ash1eesimpson: ummm well
ash1eesimpson: maybe in 20 years
ash1eesimpson: when his rod is nice and firm
aatmacaoc: he can handle it.
ash1eesimpson: and yours is a wrinkled piece of viagra addicted shit
aatmacaoc: i use to keep his cri rigt next to my bed
aatmacaoc: so he got good seating and education
aatmacaoc: he knows all my moves
ash1eesimpson: hahah perfect dude
ash1eesimpson: start him young
ash1eesimpson: however
ash1eesimpson: perhaps you should educate him on condoms
aatmacaoc: yea, i caught him watching me recently
aatmacaoc: with the ex
ash1eesimpson: hahaha
aatmacaoc: just sitting there.
ash1eesimpson: he was taking mental notes
aatmacaoc: no covers nothing.
aatmacaoc: and it wasnt making love
aatmacaoc: it was straigh up porn style
aatmacaoc: legs back.
aatmacaoc: you know?
aatmacaoc: sometimes i think i just cant handle him anymore.
ash1eesimpson: well thats the unfortunate price you have to pay
aatmacaoc: i've really been considering giving him up :-(
aatmacaoc: i dont want to. at al.
aatmacaoc: but i just think it might be better for his sake
ash1eesimpson: well doesnt the mom have some say?
aatmacaoc: she's in jail.
aatmacaoc: she's better off in there
ash1eesimpson: dude
aatmacaoc: its a long story
ash1eesimpson: this story is out of control dude
ash1eesimpson: i never knew
aatmacaoc: well you've never asked.
aatmacaoc: i dont like talking about it
aatmacaoc: all that much
ash1eesimpson: understandably so
ash1eesimpson: but
aatmacaoc: her and her new bf/dealer got into some serious shit
aatmacaoc: he sold some kids some bad shit about 2 yrs ago
aatmacaoc: and the kid OD'd
aatmacaoc: and it was traced back to him
aatmacaoc: and because she was living in the household that the stuff was being moved out of, she went down with him
ash1eesimpson: how long is she in for?
aatmacaoc: 4 yrs
aatmacaoc: she could get out early though
aatmacaoc: i could care less though
ash1eesimpson: damn
aatmacaoc: ye shits crazy
aatmacaoc: yea
aatmacaoc: i feel like if i put him up fro adoption i'll regret it
aatmacaoc: so muc
aatmacaoc: h
aatmacaoc: did i lose you?
aatmacaoc:
ash1eesimpson: sorry i showered
ash1eesimpson: haha
aatmacaoc: ha great
aatmacaoc: so yea, thats where im at.
ash1eesimpson: where does he live? with you and your parents?
aatmacaoc: yea
aatmacaoc: he's been with DSS a few times
aatmacaoc: the doctors saw bruises on him and thought i was hitting him
aatmacaoc: i think it might have been cause i had a mustache at the time?
ash1eesimpson: ummm?
aatmacaoc: ?
aatmacaoc: you wont understand until you have one, but sometimes... you need to beat your kids.
aatmacaoc: and rub theor faces in their own shit.
aatmacaoc: heather
ash1eesimpson: ??
aatmacaoc: wanna buy a kid?
ash1eesimpson: hahahha
ash1eesimpson: fraid not homie
aatmacaoc: haha
aatmacaoc: you know...
aatmacaoc: i've been completely lying to you this entire time.
ash1eesimpson: you liar
aatmacaoc: hahaha
aatmacaoc: i cant believe you bought any of that
aatmacaoc: who would rub their kids faces in shit
ash1eesimpson: you must think
ash1eesimpson: i am
ash1eesimpson: really
ash1eesimpson: REALLY
ash1eesimpson: stupid
ash1eesimpson: i am
ash1eesimpson: offended
aatmacaoc: hahahaHAHA
aatmacaoc: 'yea i rubbed his nose in it'
aatmacaoc: HAHAHAHA
aatmacaoc: then i told you
aatmacaoc: the chick was in jail
aatmacaoc: cause she was a drug addict
aatmacaoc: man
aatmacaoc: haha
ash1eesimpson: no one knows someone for 3 years
ash1eesimpson: and doesnt know that
aatmacaoc: yea
aatmacaoc: I KNOW
aatmacaoc: hahahhaHAHAHA
aatmacaoc: little kaleb
aatmacaoc: hahahahahaHA
aatmacaoc: kid kinda looked lik me though
ash1eesimpson: the kid looked straight out of a magazine dickmouth
aatmacaoc: yet, you still believed it.