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Re: jake brown just ate utter and complete shit
« Reply #120 on: August 04, 2007, 12:34:57 PM »
I didn't watch this, but was this whole event live? Or was there a time delay?

Jsoy's Owen Hart reference was dead on. What if Jake was dead, and all those replays right after the fall was repeating his death. Owen Hart got smoked and they instantly cut off the cameras before the time delay. Jake's fall makes me wonder.

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Re: jake brown just ate utter and complete shit
« Reply #121 on: August 04, 2007, 03:37:49 PM »
the event was live....he got up and walked away.
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« Reply #122 on: August 04, 2007, 03:49:21 PM »
he should have won, and Bob should have bowed down and let him take first, his run's we sick, and well that slam and walkign away let alone should be a number one in anyones books

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Re: jake brown just ate utter and complete shit
« Reply #123 on: August 04, 2007, 06:38:37 PM »
"I can't believe he made the 720."

*jake brown lies unconscious.*

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« Reply #124 on: August 04, 2007, 09:14:36 PM »
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"I can't believe he made the 720."

*jake brown lies unconscious.*
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haha yeah that was ill


its sort of like when that one kid tries the twelve flat tweleve in the rain and hes laying face down on the cement not moving and one of his buddies says "that was the coolest thing ive ever seen!"


wheee!

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Re: jake brown just ate utter and complete shit
« Reply #125 on: August 04, 2007, 09:19:10 PM »
that dude was a serious dumbass thoe, shit even i laughed when he ate shit



no laughing at this thoe

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Re: jake brown just ate utter and complete shit
« Reply #126 on: August 04, 2007, 09:40:29 PM »
just an observation...but you guys are getting pretty emo with this shit....

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Re: jake brown just ate utter and complete shit
« Reply #127 on: August 05, 2007, 01:00:00 AM »
I wish I could fall almost 50 feet and somehow only manage to break my wrist and bruise my lung. I don't understand how he didnt die from that, it was pretty intense  :o
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Re: jake brown just ate utter and complete shit
« Reply #128 on: August 05, 2007, 01:53:50 AM »
just an observation...but you guys are getting pretty emo with this shit....
Bob was more emo when he did the traditional x-games drama queen shot after landing.
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« Reply #129 on: August 05, 2007, 01:57:04 AM »
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Even though I knew what was coming I still winced at that.

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Re: jake brown just ate utter and complete shit
« Reply #131 on: August 05, 2007, 01:52:12 PM »
I knew he intentionally turned in mid air. It saved his knees but could have been disaster for his neck. Thank god
he doesn't have a broken neck. Hope he gets well soon.

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« Reply #132 on: August 05, 2007, 02:11:13 PM »
"Shoes everywhere, lights out."

I like this dude.

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Re: jake brown just ate utter and complete shit
« Reply #133 on: August 05, 2007, 04:02:46 PM »
Fuck Bob Burnquist.

Seriously.
you can hardly call them" skateboarding shows".more like "shows with skateboarders in silly situations".

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Re: jake brown just ate utter and complete shit
« Reply #134 on: August 05, 2007, 04:09:35 PM »
owen heart's last words:

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Re: jake brown just ate utter and complete shit
« Reply #135 on: August 05, 2007, 05:19:53 PM »
i heard he was at his house drinking a couple beers last night. fucking superhuman

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Re: jake brown just ate utter and complete shit
« Reply #136 on: August 05, 2007, 06:01:51 PM »
im glad i backed him in all the vert topics here. dude does impressive shit, including die hard reinactments on millions of tv screens across the world. some serious john mclean shit there.
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Re: jake brown just ate utter and complete shit
« Reply #137 on: August 05, 2007, 07:39:52 PM »
All Jake Brown eats are Gnar Bars.

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« Reply #138 on: August 05, 2007, 10:28:58 PM »
This just in!

Jake Brown wins the coveted "Air Buiscit of the Year" award after he his incredible 50 foot buiscit at the x-games. Way to go Jake.

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Re: jake brown just ate utter and complete shit
« Reply #139 on: August 05, 2007, 11:53:24 PM »
this just in fuck you ,your are a son of a dirty whore,she should have swallowed you

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« Reply #140 on: August 06, 2007, 12:02:31 AM »
this just in fuck you ,your are a son of a dirty whore,she should have swallowed you

"you was never shit, you're mother should've swallowed you"

Big L huh? and mad hoes, ask beavis i get nothing butt-head.

im not hating, to live from thats amazing.

it doesnt change the fact that it was the ultimate air buiscit of all time.
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Re: jake brown just ate utter and complete shit
« Reply #141 on: August 06, 2007, 02:27:18 PM »
Fuck Bob Burnquist.

Seriously.

This was on SkateDaily.net - you might wanna hate him more now...

The New York Times asked Bob Burnquist what he thought about skateboarding in the Olympics. He was skepical: “I’m not going to be the one blocking it,” he said. “I’m just going to be the one asking the hard questions, at least for myself, whether I’m going to be involved or not.”
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« Reply #142 on: August 06, 2007, 04:33:46 PM »
"DIS YA BOI NICK DAGGAL" -Arto Saari


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Re: jake brown just ate utter and complete shit
« Reply #143 on: August 06, 2007, 05:55:50 PM »
wouldnt be surprised if ESPN never holds that event again...   can you imagine what was going through their executives' minds at that moment?

out of morbid curiosity, who would have covered his medical bills if hed been injured during the event?

I've just been reading up on a BMXer who broke his neck and is now possibly paralysed at the Dew Tour in June.

Apart from moral support there has been nothing from the event organisers and from what I've heard the X-Games is the same. This guys health insurance is paying for his treatment but they've had to rely on fund raising from his friends to keep his family afloat.

These "athlete's" (sorry) are the one's providing the entertainment, and generating millions and millions of advertising revenue, and they get compensated with a little bit of prize money but fuck yourself up and possibly end your career and you get nothing.

I know the skaters who participate in these things are saying they are bringing skateboarding to a wider audience and all that but IS IT REALLY WORTH IT? Is it worth killing yourself so these suits can make millions, whore out your lifestyle, shit, WHORE OUT YOUR LIFE and bail the moment it all goes wrong.

You're then sitting in your uncles garage (sorry the million dollar home is gone now) sucking beers thinking about what could have been while these guys make even more money re-running your career ending moment.
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« Reply #144 on: August 06, 2007, 06:36:23 PM »
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wouldnt be surprised if ESPN never holds that event again...   can you imagine what was going through their executives' minds at that moment?

out of morbid curiosity, who would have covered his medical bills if hed been injured during the event?
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I've just been reading up on a BMXer who broke his neck and is now possibly paralysed at the Dew Tour in June.

Apart from moral support there has been nothing from the event organisers and from what I've heard the X-Games is the same. This guys health insurance is paying for his treatment but they've had to rely on fund raising from his friends to keep his family afloat.

These "athlete's" (sorry) are the one's providing the entertainment, and generating millions and millions of advertising revenue, and they get compensated with a little bit of prize money but fuck yourself up and possibly end your career and you get nothing.

I know the skaters who participate in these things are saying they are bringing skateboarding to a wider audience and all that but IS IT REALLY WORTH IT? Is it worth killing yourself so these suits can make millions, whore out your lifestyle, shit, WHORE OUT YOUR LIFE and bail the moment it all goes wrong.

You're then sitting in your uncles garage (sorry the million dollar home is gone now) sucking beers thinking about what could have been while these guys make even more money re-running your career ending moment.
Dude, Megaskating is definitely an Extreme Sport at this point. Shit's dangerous and the risk of bodily injury is high and anyone who participates in that circus sideshow knows it. What do you want?

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Re: jake brown just ate utter and complete shit
« Reply #145 on: August 06, 2007, 08:24:12 PM »
i think it's here to stay....vert skating for some reason was always kinda popular on x games but lately it's kinda fallen off... to shit like that freestyle motor cross or whatever...... you think vert guys are gonna bow out....they have no choice....

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« Reply #147 on: August 06, 2007, 08:59:14 PM »
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fuck...

yeah, fuck is right. now jake has an agent bargaining for him due to his huge mishap and widespread popularity. lame.

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Re: jake brown just ate utter and complete shit
« Reply #148 on: August 06, 2007, 09:55:36 PM »
I'm deja vu'ing Wild World of Sports "The thrill of victory and the agony of defeat." Anybody remember that skier shown week after week on ABC sports? Poor dude didn't even know he was famous, he was a foreigner also.
http://ask.yahoo.com/20060213.html

I can just see ESPN's new opening footage now. The thrill of victory will be Shawn White SCREAMING into the camera mic after his win, and poor Jake's fall as the agony of defeat. hahahah

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« Reply #149 on: August 07, 2007, 05:05:44 AM »
man... I just saw footy of Owen Harts fall and had to stop the video. That really sucked.

Was he brett Hart's brother? If so that family is cursed.