This is a story of Flip and there teams problems...
There once was a team named Flip Skateboards.. who used to have a sick as fuck team.
Now although they still do, ill give them there due, but shit just went sour its true.
Out chalmers, out bastien, in Gonzales, in Cross,
Although they gained big, it was unfortunat loss.
then all of a sudden, shit just went sour
and in came the toddlers, in and out by the hour.
i cant even recall, most of there names.
there still in preschool, its quite a damn shame.
a great team named the firm, folded and fell
flip snatched them up quick, like a bat out of hell
known for there mistakes, flip now had one giant flaw
the extremist named bob, whod everyone had saw (?!?!)
hed jumped down the canyon, and unfortunatly for us
survived the long fall, with a parachute no less
now bob is win win win, thats a known fact.
but shit went to far this time, this anal nut sack
there was a man named jake brown,
not a man, more like a machine.
he fell out of the sky
destroying himself like in dream.
bob said some dumb shit, not concerned for jakes health
and went balls out for gold, actually won it himself
good job xgames!
for fuckin that one up
jake brown was the real hero
for being able to get up
the moral of this little story
fuck bob and his medal
that shits as fake as he is
.... the end
yeah that got pretty shitty, but how this dude is on flip is beyond me, they dont put up with this shit.
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