Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On

[KOOL MIKE]

RE: Gonz -

I've posted this before, but I love talking about it at any chance 




All I did was ask him to sign my note pad (which I always keep in my bag), dude ended up drawing that for me. So psyched. I'd imagine something like this at his galleries would go for quite a bit.

you know what, it probably would. looking at his art above , i feel i could take a shit in my housemates bed photograph it and say here this could be worth a couple of hundred bucks

[Grubby Mits]

I always used to day dream about sneaking into some progressive modern art show and taking a dump on the floor when no ones around with some wire around it and a little plaque, then sitting back and listening to how it speaks to the audience about our western consumer society or about how we treat the earth etc

[foureyedjim]

I sent berra an email about joining scientology and being pressured into it to try and bait him into sending me something that would make me laugh.  He sends back 2 huge paragraphs with reasonable advice....it wasn't very funny

why aren't you sharing this

[Soul Doubt]

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I sent berra an email about joining scientology and being pressured into it to try and bait him into sending me something that would make me laugh.  He sends back 2 huge paragraphs with reasonable advice....it wasn't very funny

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why aren't you sharing this

[ttching!]

I had jury duty last week, and got selected for a jury which is eating up chunks of my time this week and next. Kind of a hassle, but minor. The good side of this is that I am basically getting paid overtime for my jury hours since I'm cramming in my regular 40 hours in wherever I have to these weeks. Also, maybe its just an NY thing, but there was a lot of hot jury duty trim to converse with while waiting. Its a shame that Justice is blind.

[Harem]

That fucking ass.

[sleepypancakes]

Come home for the thanksgiving weekend and watch the Ohio State/Michigan game.

Having my dad bitch about me never playing football, never cared Pops.

[brent]

tomorrow i'm going to Austin for a few weeks to stay with a friend

he didn't tell me we'll be staying in a trailer with another guy on the outskirts of town

[ice nine]

cook meth brent

[brent]

they mentioned meth heads live around there so that might be a cool idea

[ttching!]

Come home for the thanksgiving weekend and watch the Ohio State/Michigan game.

Having my dad bitch about me never playing football, never cared Pops.

If he knows you like boys, next time just make a joke about how you would have scored at all the away games by hitting the tight end in the red zone with a post route up the seam and give him a wink.

[sleepypancakes]

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Come home for the thanksgiving weekend and watch the Ohio State/Michigan game.

Having my dad bitch about me never playing football, never cared Pops.

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If he knows you like boys, next time just make a joke about how you would have scored at all the away games by hitting the tight end in the red zone with a post route up the seam and give him a wink.

My fiance was sitting next to me. He definitely knows. And there's more gay dudes in football than a lot of people know

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Come home for the thanksgiving weekend and watch the Ohio State/Michigan game.

Having my dad bitch about me never playing football, never cared Pops.

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If he knows you like boys, next time just make a joke about how you would have scored at all the away games by hitting the tight end in the red zone with a post route up the seam and give him a wink.

and if u (tching) watch glee with ur mum tell her how u would have slid ur baton inside all the cheerleaders' pom-pons except call them poom pons and give her a wink

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Come home for the thanksgiving weekend and watch the Ohio State/Michigan game.

Having my dad bitch about me never playing football, never cared Pops.

[close]

If he knows you like boys, next time just make a joke about how you would have scored at all the away games by hitting the tight end in the red zone with a post route up the seam and give him a wink.

[close]

and if u (tching) watch glee with ur mum tell her how u would have slid ur baton inside all the cheerleaders' pom-pons except call them poom pons and give her a wink

I'd have the Cheerios hitting high notes all night, but my point was that its inappropriate for Sleepy's Dad to bitch about his past choices and enjoy the moment now. You can't control who your kids are, but you can give them your unconditional love and support to be the best them that they can be. I don't know anything about their personal relationship, but thought dad might be less inclined to complain every year about Sleepy not playing ball if it makes him think about Sleepy playing with balls.

[Mundungus]

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Come home for the thanksgiving weekend and watch the Ohio State/Michigan game.

Having my dad bitch about me never playing football, never cared Pops.

[close]

If he knows you like boys, next time just make a joke about how you would have scored at all the away games by hitting the tight end in the red zone with a post route up the seam and give him a wink.

[close]

and if u (tching) watch glee with ur mum tell her how u would have slid ur baton inside all the cheerleaders' pom-pons except call them poom pons and give her a wink

[close]

I'd have the Cheerios hitting high notes all night, but my point was that its inappropriate for Sleepy's Dad to bitch about his past choices and enjoy the moment now. You can't control who your kids are, but you can give them your unconditional love and support to be the best them that they can be. I don't know anything about their personal relationship, but thought dad might be less inclined to complain every year about Sleepy not playing ball if it makes him think about Sleepy playing with balls.

Yeah whatever... ya flaming homophobe.

[NegativeCreep]

pooped so hard it made my nose bleed

[ttching!]

Yeah whatever... ya flaming homophobe.

That's me alright. Don't tell my gay friends and colleagues in NY.

[sleepypancakes]

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Come home for the thanksgiving weekend and watch the Ohio State/Michigan game.

Having my dad bitch about me never playing football, never cared Pops.

[close]

If he knows you like boys, next time just make a joke about how you would have scored at all the away games by hitting the tight end in the red zone with a post route up the seam and give him a wink.

[close]

and if u (tching) watch glee with ur mum tell her how u would have slid ur baton inside all the cheerleaders' pom-pons except call them poom pons and give her a wink

[close]

I'd have the Cheerios hitting high notes all night, but my point was that its inappropriate for Sleepy's Dad to bitch about his past choices and enjoy the moment now. You can't control who your kids are, but you can give them your unconditional love and support to be the best them that they can be. I don't know anything about their personal relationship, but thought dad might be less inclined to complain every year about Sleepy not playing ball if it makes him think about Sleepy playing with balls.

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Yeah whatever... ya flaming homophobe.

Me and him are on an alright basis. He's just one of those stereotypical middle of America, Ohio dads that are obsessed with things that I find completely pointless to me personally. Not that I dislike sports, I love watching sports and I played baseball for the longest time, he just got so into my older jock brother and younger less of a jock yet still jock-esqe brother's sports that he talks about all the times he wishes he could have had the trifecta or some shit.

[ttching!]

The trifecta? 

He's already got it. Just in time for the holidays, dad needs a copy of Pretty Sweet for Christmas.

So, my fellow jurors and are quite close to wrapping up our service. It's been pretty interesting, but this afternoon's session was particularly engaging, as it came with 100% more in-court acid flashbacks. The light wood paneling started glowing like maybe some special effects from an 80's music video. I guess I got my money's worth.

[Nick..]

Able to come home for a few days before I begin exams on the 6th, I get home and my parents tell me that my car is getting repaired and it's been in the shop for the past week.

[Simon Sandleshit]

just got a fat paycheck, that i was planning to save to spend for a tattoo on my birthday, but had to use it all to pay back my friend. Oh well, i guess it feels better to be out of debt.

[whale]

Having a hard time falling asleep, just sharted in the shower.

[apad88]

Having a hard time falling asleep, just sharted in the shower.

good night slap.

[Joust Ostrich]

This is the ditch down the street from me, seen here with Reynolds.  He ollied up that in the Deathwish video.

This happened today in the same ditch, at the other end of the block.  Guy got run off the road by another car.  He Gost.

Just kidding, he lived.
Check out Miley Cyrus' nipple.

Here's another.

[brycickle]

+1

[yukaton]

Working almost everyday in the middle of cold ass nowhere and not skating but 4 months from now I will have my school fully paid for and a nice 3 month trip to Spain. 

[Binomial Nomenclature]

Just got back to Canada with no job after living in Australia for the past year and working in a lovely restaurant/wine bar.

[swagdragon123]

+1

[DJSoftspot]

almost had a wet dream last night

[The Human Condom]

almost had a wet dream last night

Please explain.

Once I didn't jack dick for 7 months.  During one afternoon summer nap, I was having a sexual dream and I woke up thinking I was having a wet dream.  Turned out I just pissed the bed.