My terrible hippie asshole roommate and his dumb pregnant fianc? (that he had "known" just a month prior to contaminating her with his no doubt vile fucking specimen) just moved out of my house. Finally. Now I have averything set up like I like it, I can do whatever I want: drunken powerslides in the living room, have people over(dude was so bad my friends wouldn't ever even come over when he was around), do dishes and stuff naked... It's great that he's gone, but now I gotta either get a new roommate or just deal with paying for everything, and this shit is getting expensive.