Author Topic: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On (Read 847665 times)

Zurg · « **Reply #3000 on:** April 09, 2013, 06:47:27 PM »

Quote from: formeitscrazylike on March 27, 2013, 08:43:57 AM

Haven't spelt in two days... seeing GZA tonight

BRIX SKWIKZ · « **Reply #3001 on:** April 09, 2013, 07:02:21 PM »

YOURE THE NEXT FOOL IN LINE, GTFO

Binomial Nomenclature · « **Reply #3002 on:** April 17, 2013, 06:53:27 PM »

I got fired from a part time job that I was going to quit next week.

Will Easley · « **Reply #3003 on:** April 17, 2013, 07:27:27 PM »

Quote from: steve on April 09, 2013, 06:40:45 PM

So I went out with this chick I used to work with. She was always really nice and I thought "too bad she's married." we've gone out for drinks a few times with other people and she's said things that could be taken in a context like "did you really say that to me?" in a sexual way.

Anyhow, we went out for drinks and sushi last night and got wasted. She's pulling the cherries out of each drink and tying the stems in knots with her tongue, just chatting me up in the mean while. then, she puts it all on the table, talking directly about what she likes to do in bed. How she hasn't fucked her husband in months. yada yada yada. She then says "We're going to be having sex soon" and outlines a whole plan of having an affair with me. I'm talking "rules about not getting attached" "certain times" "this is what I do in bed" "I like it raw"

So, last night, wasted, I was hyped. Now that I've thought about it, I think it could be a huge fucking headache. She's 31 I'm 27. I just don't know. fuck

That does sound like some suspect. She's sexually frustrated & wants your dick, but at the same time you see how she goes about it & makes you wonder exactly why her marriage is straining. She sounds like she prolly be on some wannabe dominatrix type shit

Filip · « **Reply #3004 on:** April 18, 2013, 01:06:22 AM »

Its perfectly nice outside, and I want to go skate after work, But I made a mistake of going to gym with my hockey player brother yesterday, and now I cant even walk without almost crying. Ill try to walk it off, weather is too nice to not skate, plus I have a new board waiting for me at home.

nino brown · « **Reply #3005 on:** April 18, 2013, 03:16:46 AM »

started low key smoking reefa again

Monty Burns · « **Reply #3006 on:** April 18, 2013, 04:15:11 PM »

Woody Allen

ttching! · « **Reply #3007 on:** May 10, 2013, 08:08:24 AM »

Same:

Also, GAY, check out what is on the ticker at the bottom of the screen.

Powdered Toast Man! · « **Reply #3008 on:** May 16, 2013, 08:26:37 PM »

today i took my last final and currently job hunting!
if i dont find a job here in san diego i'll end up going to alaska again to work at trident seafoods for the summer
i'd rather stay here and do fun stuff instead of laboring for 2 months nonstop in AK, either way its a win-win for me
this weekend we're building a DIY spot back home (inspired by the DIY thread)
stoked!

on the not stoked side,
i haven't wanked in 2 weeks
my sexual arousal and libido has significantly decreased and i dont know why
oddly enough, im very content and satisfied with life. maybe im aging

gaunting · « **Reply #3009 on:** May 16, 2013, 10:18:41 PM »

im stoked that i found out i like alcohol, not stoked that after binge drinking for almost a month straight, ive literally lost everything, soooo i guess i have a problem with alcohol, but dont care?

twitchflip · « **Reply #3010 on:** May 17, 2013, 03:53:21 AM »

Quote from: steve on April 09, 2013, 06:40:45 PM

So I went out with this chick I used to work with. She was always really nice and I thought "too bad she's married." we've gone out for drinks a few times with other people and she's said things that could be taken in a context like "did you really say that to me?" in a sexual way.

Anyhow, we went out for drinks and sushi last night and got wasted. She's pulling the cherries out of each drink and tying the stems in knots with her tongue, just chatting me up in the mean while. then, she puts it all on the table, talking directly about what she likes to do in bed. How she hasn't fucked her husband in months. yada yada yada. She then says "We're going to be having sex soon" and outlines a whole plan of having an affair with me. I'm talking "rules about not getting attached" "certain times" "this is what I do in bed" "I like it raw"

So, last night, wasted, I was hyped. Now that I've thought about it, I think it could be a huge fucking headache. She's 31 I'm 27. I just don't know. fuck

don't be hittin up other people's wives. this is someone's entire life that you're messing with. and for what, getting a bolt off? think about it

via · « **Reply #3011 on:** May 17, 2013, 04:03:11 AM »

I have to go to court in a few minutes to get a new court date for a speeding ticket. Such a huge waste of time.

Afterwards, me and some friends are driving to the beach. We decided to go just before they announced "last call" at the bar last night.

Also, whoever up there thinking about fucking someone elses wife, stop thinking about it. That shit is wretched.

ttching! · « **Reply #3012 on:** May 17, 2013, 12:00:45 PM »

I laughed, and am very disappointed with myself for doing so.

Coastal Fever · « **Reply #3013 on:** May 17, 2013, 02:53:49 PM »

Played some 3-man baseball earlier. Got a couple decent hits and running catches in, but I cant pick up a grounder to save my fucking life. I start playing softball next week, I gotta practice man. Also, the simultaneous guilt and satisfaction of eating out for every meal in a day.

sleepypancakes · « **Reply #3014 on:** May 17, 2013, 09:19:56 PM »

James Kelch has another board out on Western Edition, and being a Cincinnati native this stokes me out.

Sorry about this massive image, but it makes it a little easier to see what I'm not stoked on. They spelled Cincinnati wrong, and I was going to buy the board as a wall hanger but I can't imagine spelling it "Cincinatti" was purposeful?

Anyways, nitpicking.
*cred to seasons for the image

myrrh · « **Reply #3015 on:** May 18, 2013, 04:47:04 AM »

Quote from: Filip on April 18, 2013, 01:06:22 AM

Its perfectly nice outside, and I want to go skate after work, But I made a mistake of going to gym with my hockey player brother yesterday, and now I cant even walk without almost crying. Ill try to walk it off, weather is too nice to not skate, plus I have a new board waiting for me at home.

Same story here : finally both nice weather and 4 days free from work, and of course my toe is blue and fucked.

LOU.502 · « **Reply #3016 on:** May 18, 2013, 03:30:30 PM »

My terrible hippie asshole roommate and his dumb pregnant fianc? (that he had "known" just a month prior to contaminating her with his no doubt vile fucking specimen) just moved out of my house. Finally. Now I have averything set up like I like it, I can do whatever I want: drunken powerslides in the living room, have people over(dude was so bad my friends wouldn't ever even come over when he was around), do dishes and stuff naked... It's great that he's gone, but now I gotta either get a new roommate or just deal with paying for everything, and this shit is getting expensive.

Carrolls Chesthairs · « **Reply #3017 on:** May 23, 2013, 03:19:19 PM »

Invited a girl over to watch seinfeld and she brought coffee for me; cool except it is hot out and she got herself iced coffee.
Ended in fornicating but I noticed she didn't put her drink on one of the several coasters available on the table and now I have a coffee ring imprinted.

idealhandmades · « **Reply #3018 on:** May 23, 2013, 05:10:05 PM »

Quote from: Carrolls Chesthairs on May 23, 2013, 03:19:19 PM

Invited a girl over to watch seinfeld and she brought coffee for me; cool except it is hot out and she got herself iced coffee.
Ended in fornicating but I noticed she didn't put her drink on one of the several coasters available on the table and now I have a coffee ring imprinted.

thats nothing,
check out the ring she left on your dick dude.
If only you had some ice to put on that...

friendly dave · « **Reply #3019 on:** May 24, 2013, 03:49:43 PM »

Free keg last night. Wicked hangover this morning.

ChewyPoo · « **Reply #3020 on:** May 27, 2013, 11:51:55 PM »

Glad this thread exists cause....
girl posted a photo of her little titties on her tumblr like underneath a shirt but visible not sure if im stoked or not

Hercules Rockefeller · « **Reply #3021 on:** May 28, 2013, 01:32:59 AM »

post it and let us decide.

MuchasGracias · « **Reply #3022 on:** June 06, 2013, 03:59:03 AM »

This thread has not been bumped in a while so I thought I might.

Stoked on getting my new board, thinking of skipping school tomorrow it'll be Friday so fuck it.

Not stoked on a close friend being brainwashed over the weekend by some fucking church, seriously all he post on FB is quotes from a fucking bible now.

BRIX SKWIKZ · « **Reply #3023 on:** June 06, 2013, 07:38:13 AM »

GRINDIN SHIT/GETTIN KICKED OUT OF SPOTS

alcol · « **Reply #3024 on:** June 06, 2013, 04:24:11 PM »

Just got accepted in France's most prestigious art photography school (ENP ARLES)

Gonna have to leave some of my best friends (+ the girl I had a crush on...she has a boyfriend anyway) and there's only one skate spot in that tiny village where I'll be living for three years

idealhandmades · « **Reply #3025 on:** June 06, 2013, 10:32:20 PM »

Not stoked on
fucked my wrist up for the 100th time, finally went to the doc to get some xrays, same two bones i cracked like 9 years ago are still cracked
gonna see a specialist soon, figure out whats what
Have this new fangled removeable cast thing with a snowboard boot lace up system that makes me look part cyborg when I'm walking around the grocery store or waiting at a stop light with my window down.

but

stoked on
a couple orders I'll be shipping out tomorrow for Ideal
my girlfriend (who i've been with through too many ups and downs to count now) being awesome
and game 4 of the Bruins/Pens tomorrow

Blue Fescue · « **Reply #3026 on:** June 07, 2013, 08:57:47 AM »

Bought a house/bought a house

Paco Supreme · « **Reply #3027 on:** June 13, 2013, 06:19:42 PM »

More hours at work, but 6:30 am and working alone for three months is gonna be a killer too get used too

NegativeCreep · « **Reply #3028 on:** June 13, 2013, 06:47:37 PM »

started smoking again after going crazy

Morty Seinfeld · « **Reply #3029 on:** June 13, 2013, 07:00:45 PM »

Quote from: rfox on June 07, 2013, 08:57:47 AM

Bought a house/bought a house

me too. shit's a lot of work.

Author Topic: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On (Read 847665 times)

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