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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3990 on: July 25, 2016, 08:46:40 AM »
my building just installed a central AC.

the vent is right outside my apartment, so when i smoke weed the entire building reeks.

people are complaining

Do they know it's you? If not that sounds kind of fun.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3991 on: July 26, 2016, 02:52:37 PM »
been talking to this girl for like 5 months and i was beginning to feel some type of way, she just moved across the country

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3992 on: July 29, 2016, 09:25:26 PM »
my building just installed a central AC.

the vent is right outside my apartment, so when i smoke weed the entire building reeks.

people are complaining
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3993 on: August 03, 2016, 01:54:42 PM »
I spent the past several months binge watching Prison Break and was pretty stoked to finally finish it.

Now it's coming back for at least another season.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3994 on: August 03, 2016, 02:00:06 PM »
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my building just installed a central AC.

the vent is right outside my apartment, so when i smoke weed the entire building reeks.

people are complaining
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Quit smoking weed, start snorting dope.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3995 on: August 03, 2016, 03:20:48 PM »
got my top two wisdom teeth yanked. i am happy yet sore
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3996 on: August 03, 2016, 04:45:08 PM »
Today was wierd.
I got my first payment drawing shoes
Then I almost died drowned by my best friend.

R.I.P RUSTY/FRIP

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3997 on: August 03, 2016, 04:51:55 PM »
Today was wierd.
I got my first payment drawing shoes
Then I almost died drowned by my best friend.


Your best friend tried to drown you?

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3998 on: August 03, 2016, 04:59:27 PM »
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Today was wierd.
I got my first payment drawing shoes
Then I almost died drowned by my best friend.

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Your best friend tried to drown you?

Happened to me when I was a kid. My best friend decided to trap my head between his thighs when I dove under the pool. I had to scream and scratch him for him to let me out. In retrospect, that was kinda fucked up.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3999 on: August 03, 2016, 06:17:54 PM »
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Today was wierd.
I got my first payment drawing shoes
Then I almost died drowned by my best friend.

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Your best friend tried to drown you?
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Happened to me when I was a kid. My best friend decided to trap my head between his thighs when I dove under the pool. I had to scream and scratch him for him to let me out. In retrospect, that was kinda fucked up.

Nope, I was at this place that is a little lake with some friends, then one of them throws me to the water. I'm not the best swimmer but i can swim decently (i guess). Then my BF, thinking he had feet at that place jumps to the water right behind me. He doesnt know how to swim so he just grabs me and start pushing me to the buttom so he could breath. I was caught by surprise, since he was behind me and got deep in the water, without force to push me back to top because he's pushing me down. My other friends are there, just staring, not doing anything, because they dont know that he doesnt know how to swim and thought he was just kidding. When one finally jump he releases me and I finally managed to get to the shore. I swallowed so much water that my stomach hurts now. Near death experience.

R.I.P RUSTY/FRIP

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4000 on: August 03, 2016, 06:31:26 PM »
That's heavy man, glad you're okay

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4001 on: August 03, 2016, 06:46:08 PM »
That's heavy man, glad you're okay

Yeah, we laught after, but now that I think about it that could have ended really bad for both. Now he is all bummed and feeling guilty for pushing me down... He should had checked the deepness first tho. Shitty situation, glad there was someone to help at least.
I'm strictly kid's pool for now on! ahah

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4002 on: August 03, 2016, 06:53:06 PM »
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Today was wierd.
I got my first payment drawing shoes
Then I almost died drowned by my best friend.

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Your best friend tried to drown you?
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Happened to me when I was a kid. My best friend decided to trap my head between his thighs when I dove under the pool. I had to scream and scratch him for him to let me out. In retrospect, that was kinda fucked up.
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Nope, I was at this place that is a little lake with some friends, then one of them throws me to the water. I'm not the best swimmer but i can swim decently (i guess). Then my BF, thinking he had feet at that place jumps to the water right behind me. He doesnt know how to swim so he just grabs me and start pushing me to the buttom so he could breath. I was caught by surprise, since he was behind me and got deep in the water, without force to push me back to top because he's pushing me down. My other friends are there, just staring, not doing anything, because they dont know that he doesnt know how to swim and thought he was just kidding. When one finally jump he releases me and I finally managed to get to the shore. I swallowed so much water that my stomach hurts now. Near death experience.


That's really scarey! :0

I almost drowned too.

It was probably October in Arizona, so the weather was just starting to cool down a little bit from summer. Some friends and I decided to go up north where it's a bit cooler and has some rivers. We got to a river, and the water was absolutely freezing, but we were swimming anyways. We were the only ones there because no one in the right mind would be enjoying this freezing water, not to mention it was almost sundown. There was a small cliff jump that we were jumping off, and we finally decided to call it quits, but not before a friendly challenge.

We came up with the idea to jump in the freezing water and swim down the river to this shore that was a little bit aways. We all jumped in and started swimming. What we didn't know was that the water was deep. We were swimming and swimming and we were all getting tired. We started to freak out because we couldnt touch the bottom. The cold water was starting to make us immobile. Our heads were going up down underneath the water, coughing, gasping for air, slowing down. I knew I was going to drown. We could not swim to the sides because they were straight flat rock that was 90 degrees, so there was no way out.

Out of sheer luck, I managed to find a huge pointed rock with my foot that was big enough for one person. I paused and let everyone know. We took turns in a ine standing on a rock for a breif moment to regain strength and swim to the said shore. We sat on that shore for a good 30 mins in silence. We all almost died. It was fucked. Drowning has to be the most terrifying way to die.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4003 on: August 04, 2016, 08:10:36 AM »
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Today was wierd.
I got my first payment drawing shoes
Then I almost died drowned by my best friend.

[close]

Your best friend tried to drown you?
[close]

Happened to me when I was a kid. My best friend decided to trap my head between his thighs when I dove under the pool. I had to scream and scratch him for him to let me out. In retrospect, that was kinda fucked up.
[close]

Nope, I was at this place that is a little lake with some friends, then one of them throws me to the water. I'm not the best swimmer but i can swim decently (i guess). Then my BF, thinking he had feet at that place jumps to the water right behind me. He doesnt know how to swim so he just grabs me and start pushing me to the buttom so he could breath. I was caught by surprise, since he was behind me and got deep in the water, without force to push me back to top because he's pushing me down. My other friends are there, just staring, not doing anything, because they dont know that he doesnt know how to swim and thought he was just kidding. When one finally jump he releases me and I finally managed to get to the shore. I swallowed so much water that my stomach hurts now. Near death experience.

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That's really scarey! :0

I almost drowned too.

It was probably October in Arizona, so the weather was just starting to cool down a little bit from summer. Some friends and I decided to go up north where it's a bit cooler and has some rivers. We got to a river, and the water was absolutely freezing, but we were swimming anyways. We were the only ones there because no one in the right mind would be enjoying this freezing water, not to mention it was almost sundown. There was a small cliff jump that we were jumping off, and we finally decided to call it quits, but not before a friendly challenge.

We came up with the idea to jump in the freezing water and swim down the river to this shore that was a little bit aways. We all jumped in and started swimming. What we didn't know was that the water was deep. We were swimming and swimming and we were all getting tired. We started to freak out because we couldnt touch the bottom. The cold water was starting to make us immobile. Our heads were going up down underneath the water, coughing, gasping for air, slowing down. I knew I was going to drown. We could not swim to the sides because they were straight flat rock that was 90 degrees, so there was no way out.

Out of sheer luck, I managed to find a huge pointed rock with my foot that was big enough for one person. I paused and let everyone know. We took turns in a ine standing on a rock for a breif moment to regain strength and swim to the said shore. We sat on that shore for a good 30 mins in silence. We all almost died. It was fucked. Drowning has to be the most terrifying way to die.

Damn, that's awful!! You all got really lucky!
Drowning always was a big fear of mine... Althrough I can swim now I never put myself in danger when I'm on water. I usually just swim by the shore, where i know I can pause and breathe. This time was awful because it was unexpected. I think my friend will not touch in water for a long time! ahah

R.I.P RUSTY/FRIP

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4004 on: August 08, 2016, 05:39:48 AM »

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4005 on: August 08, 2016, 08:57:13 AM »
so my fiancee has wanted a paddle board for the past year or so and finally bought one a few days ago. shes really happy about it and got a pretty good deal, so im stoked for her, expecially since she doesnt really have hobbies like i do. other than that, i hate the fucking thing. its 10 feet long and weighs a fucking ton and is just a giant pain in the ass to haul back and forth to the lake. we also dont have a ton of room in our apartment, so the damn thing is in the way no matter where we put it. i have no idea what im going to do with it because its not just going to sit in the middle of the room and block walkways for the rest of the summer and i cant keep it outside because i know someone would steal it.

i just wanted to vent. i dont want to get pissed at her about it because i really want her to have some kind of hobby that she gets excited about doing. we do a good amount of fun stuff as a family, but she has nothing that she does just for herself.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4006 on: August 08, 2016, 11:11:35 AM »
My brother in law is a big wig at Tesla in Europe and just told us he is shipping us a model S (radio flyer for my son).

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4007 on: August 08, 2016, 11:33:59 AM »
nice giant paddle in the ass story JB

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4008 on: August 10, 2016, 10:56:11 PM »
I posted in here a bit ago about me and my friends little sister. Yeah we banged tonight. It's awesome.!going to pursue.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4009 on: August 11, 2016, 12:25:28 PM »
the price of old skate vhs and  hookups asian goddess, but i can't find it.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4010 on: August 11, 2016, 12:32:46 PM »
Finally have had enough time to skate the past coupel weeks regularly again

I am sore as a motherfucker all the time pretty much, even tho I do a bunch of stretching before and after. My left side is weaker already from health issues and my left thigh was actually in serious pain from being so sore after a few seshes this weekend.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4011 on: August 12, 2016, 07:48:02 PM »
Just set up a christmas complete and tried skating, board and shoes felt great but i hate new trucks , bearings ,and wheels.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4012 on: August 13, 2016, 08:05:39 PM »
Moving into a new place.. a house!  the first house I've lived in since leaving my parents many, many years ago.  Me and the lady were dying to get a bigger place, and we got it.  It also has a nice backyard for the dogs, and big 2 car garage which is definitely gonna have a little 1/4 pipe to keep me in skating shape.

However, it's located in the suburbia hellhole of Pleasant Hill, California.  I'm heartbroken to leave my longtime place of residence (Oakland for almost 15 years)... it really fucking sucks that the rents have shot up so high that people have to move to the suburbs for cheaper options, which is strange. 

Silicon Valley ruined SF and now they're ruining Oakland .


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« Reply #4013 on: August 13, 2016, 09:21:26 PM »
Had a nice night of skating, all proper and such... then I couldn't find my keys when I got home. Yikes! Before I went around town looking for them, I decided to hit the parking lot I skated on, since I emptied my pockets there in the dark by a little corner I sat on. Said and done, the keys were there, hidden from sight. I kissed them, best feeling ever.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4014 on: August 13, 2016, 09:33:32 PM »
Found a joint on the sidewalk but it was rolled with 2 different kinds of papers and it smells funny idk

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4015 on: August 14, 2016, 09:01:07 AM »
Found a joint on the sidewalk but it was rolled with 2 different kinds of papers and it smells funny idk

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4016 on: August 14, 2016, 09:27:31 AM »
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Found a joint on the sidewalk but it was rolled with 2 different kinds of papers and it smells funny idk
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4017 on: August 15, 2016, 03:36:42 PM »
Got skate2 but no weed. Id take a sidewalk joint right about now.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4018 on: August 15, 2016, 10:08:47 PM »
I'm buying my first post-2000 vehicle. Might be kinda nice to have air conditioning and power steering. Not feeling like I'm wrangling a beast every time I go to the grocery store will be pretty cool.

I'm super bummed I'm selling my current truck. Even though it sucks to drive and just isn't practical and will absolutely not make it back to Texas. I didn't realize I had any emotional attachment to it until I actually got a bunch of offers from an instagram post. It's nothing super special, but it's not something anyone can go out and buy tomorrow. My dad had to sell his '57 Chevy because of me and my siblings' existence, so I guess it could be worse.  :-\




Moving into a new place.. a house!  the first house I've lived in since leaving my parents many, many years ago.  Me and the lady were dying to get a bigger place, and we got it.  It also has a nice backyard for the dogs, and big 2 car garage which is definitely gonna have a little 1/4 pipe to keep me in skating shape.

However, it's located in the suburbia hellhole of Pleasant Hill, California.  I'm heartbroken to leave my longtime place of residence (Oakland for almost 15 years)... it really fucking sucks that the rents have shot up so high that people have to move to the suburbs for cheaper options, which is strange. 

Silicon Valley ruined SF and now they're ruining Oakland .



A substantial earthquake will cleanse a good 75% of the techies from the Bay Area and send them back to wherever they came from. It's just a matter of time.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #4019 on: August 15, 2016, 11:10:44 PM »
Have the whole week free to skate before going back to school...but I hit a pebble and got some fucked up knee scrape that doesn't seem to close and sweat, random shit, and my cousins seem to keep scratching or hitting it
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