Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On

[20matar]

Just got my mri results back yesterday and not only did I tear my acl and mcl, I broke my fuckin femur? Lol ive been walking on it for two weeks ffs.


Emergency surgery is booked. Hopefully they have good dog drugs because im sick of vicodin

What happened? That's some gnarly shit right there. I'd look things up but I guess you focused.

[essal]

I've moved back to Oslo, which I am stoked on to finally be with my dawgs again.
Not so stoked that I moved away from all the dawgs in Vancouver.

[not_ericricks]

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Just got my mri results back yesterday and not only did I tear my acl and mcl, I broke my fuckin femur? Lol ive been walking on it for two weeks ffs.


Emergency surgery is booked. Hopefully they have good dog drugs because im sick of vicodin

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What happened? That's some gnarly shit right there. I'd look things up but I guess you focused.

Yeah, I was just signing out or something and I accedentally focused. But I was able to sign back in.

The short story, I was about to enter a 10ft deep trench. My legs slipped and i felt a pop in my acl, my leg gave out and i fell into the trench, landing on both feet but with the injured leg hyperextended.

Not sure how the break wasnt found in the xray but its obvious in the mri

Ive hurt my acl before so I was very curious why I was in much more pain than I should have been in lol. I wasnt even on any medication for the first few unbareable days.

I basically begged for pain meds from my dr. Started with t3s and that didnt help. Switched to percocets now and it works but make me feel pretty weird.

Ive never used anything stronger than t3s excpect for morphine a few times when I broken other bones skating

[mynameisnotjeff]

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Just got my mri results back yesterday and not only did I tear my acl and mcl, I broke my fuckin femur? Lol ive been walking on it for two weeks ffs.


Emergency surgery is booked. Hopefully they have good dog drugs because im sick of vicodin

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What happened? That's some gnarly shit right there. I'd look things up but I guess you focused.

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Yeah, I was just signing out or something and I accedentally focused. But I was able to sign back in.

The short story, I was about to enter a 10ft deep trench. My legs slipped and i felt a pop in my acl, my leg gave out and i fell into the trench, landing on both feet but with the injured leg hyperextended.

Not sure how the break wasnt found in the xray but its obvious in the mri

Ive hurt my acl before so I was very curious why I was in much more pain than I should have been in lol. I wasnt even on any medication for the first few unbareable days.

I basically begged for pain meds from my dr. Started with t3s and that didnt help. Switched to percocets now and it works but make me feel pretty weird.

Ive never used anything stronger than t3s excpect for morphine a few times when I broken other bones skating

Still holds up as pretty gnarly. Hoping for a quick recovery in time for skateboarding season.
Still stoked that your job is covering it, pretty sick.

[shark tits]

i've told the story a bunch about taking my 17 yr old brother to juarez a decade ago, shooting up in a culvert where little mexican kids would smoke speed and waking up on a sidewalk w/ my lighter and wallet gone.
i'd always assumed that the reason my left arm had limited mobility for the next 6 wks or so was i'd accidentally hit a nerve or muscle.
on mushrooms the other night i realized it was a stroke.
not stoked on that but kinda stoked i'm resilient.
my 20s were like sylvia plath when she kept trying to drown in the atlantic but she's buoyant so she'd float back to the surface.

[20matar]

Biking to work is a nice workout and makes the commute more fun, but I'm so sore right now. Did it again today, probably won't do it tomorrow. I'd love to skate tonight, but I'm really beat. It takes around 30 minutes. Today I did it in under 30. What sucks is that I leave work way after 10 pm sometimes, so I don't think I can do this on the regular.

[not_ericricks]

Surgery today pals!!!!

[shit_for_brains]

Surgery today pals!!!!

Good luck on your gender reassignment

[not_ericricks]

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Surgery today pals!!!!

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Good luck on your gender reassignment

Thanks!!!

So sick of the tuck

[mynameisnotjeff]

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Surgery today pals!!!!

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Good luck on your gender reassignment

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Thanks!!!

So sick of the tuck

Hoping everything goes well!

[French manicure]

Supposed to be 60 here on Christmas.  However, it's also supposed to storm -- was really hoping to skate outdoors 

[Level 60 Dwarf Paladin]

Got a Kindle Paperwhite as an early xmas present. I feel kind of bad because there are actual books on my shelf I haven't finished, let alone started. Here's to convenience.

[shit_for_brains]

Supposed to be 60 here on Christmas.  However, it's also supposed to storm -- was really hoping to skate outdoors 

I popped awake like ten minutes ago because I had a sharp fart, then tried to knock myself back out with bong hits, so I took that to mean you were turning 60 years old on Christmas and couldn't fucking believe it.

[fulltechnicalskizzy]

I put down my cat but she was only my 2nd favorite cat

[stabbedbywiggers]

Shaved a ill handlebar mustache this morning, with the soul patch. But I just shaved it off cause I looked like a gay wrestler or something. 

[20matar]

This is being one windy december, so there are lots of kids (and even some grown-ass men) flying kites. I have to pay more attention on the road when I'm riding my bicycle, the string can cut you pretty deep if if gets in your way. It's fucked up when you have to take road safety advice from the Wu-Tang Clan. A friend got her neck cut from a kite string when she was a kid, the cuts weren't deep but she bled a lot.

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are we on some language barrier shit cuz ive never seen a kite and thought "oh shit better watch out before that kite fucks me up"

[20matar]

are we on some language barrier shit cuz ive never seen a kite and thought "oh shit better watch out before that kite fucks me up"

In Brazil, and for some reason, in the Indian subcontinent, people like to battle with kites. You fly your kite in the sky and try to cut the string of the other kites. To get your kite string really sharp, you coat it with a mixture called cerol, which is ground glass and paste. I know some people in India and Pakistan skip the string and paste shit entirely, and fly their kites with thin metal wire. That's some crazy shit. If you watched The Kite Runner, it shows how people play with kites in Afghanistan.

A lot of kids get hurt by getting cut and shit, but the real danger is in the chase for the falling kites. Everyone knows a guy who knows a guy who plummeted to death chasing a kite off a hill, who fell from a building, or who just got shocked to death from trying to get a kite that got stuck in a power line. All because of the cheapest toy there is.

[MOE SYZLAK]

Modded my lens to look more like a MK1 for $10  ,Not stoked i cant afford an actual MK1. Oh well, i'm not a pro filmer.

[shark tits]

i've said it before and i'll say it again. skateboarding is the safest and most sane decision a person can choose to do in this world.
i hope 'death by kite' at least brings shame on the deceased person's family.

[mynameisnotjeff]

i've said it before and i'll say it again. skateboarding is the safest and most sane decision a person can choose to do in this world.
i hope 'death by kite' at least brings shame on the deceased person's family.

Just made a similar joke to this. My cousin's boyfriend pointed out that the problem with choking on a sausage is not dying but, from a sausage. You just know people are going to call you gay or the shame that it was such a common food. 

[christ0v]

My girlfriend was at the gyno today and it turned out that she was pregnant for a couple of days, but lost the thing(i'not sure of the right word). The doctor said that it happens quite a lot and most women don't even know it. I'm happy and sad at the same time, really strange feeling.

[not_ericricks]

Really fucking stoked on 20matar posts lately

Bummed on the post above this one

[7 year old]

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are we on some language barrier shit cuz ive never seen a kite and thought "oh shit better watch out before that kite fucks me up"

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In Brazil, and for some reason, in the Indian subcontinent, people like to battle with kites. You fly your kite in the sky and try to cut the string of the other kites. To get your kite string really sharp, you coat it with a mixture called cerol, which is ground glass and paste. I know some people in India and Pakistan skip the string and paste shit entirely, and fly their kites with thin metal wire. That's some crazy shit. If you watched The Kite Runner, it shows how people play with kites in Afghanistan.

A lot of kids get hurt by getting cut and shit, but the real danger is in the chase for the falling kites. Everyone knows a guy who knows a guy who plummeted to death chasing a kite off a hill, who fell from a building, or who just got shocked to death from trying to get a kite that got stuck in a power line. All because of the cheapest toy there is.

where are you from man? all the kites I've seen (in the boring land of Canadia) are pretty non lethal, maybe you could gouge out an eye with a falling one but that's about it.

[not_ericricks]

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are we on some language barrier shit cuz ive never seen a kite and thought "oh shit better watch out before that kite fucks me up"

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In Brazil, and for some reason, in the Indian subcontinent, people like to battle with kites. You fly your kite in the sky and try to cut the string of the other kites. To get your kite string really sharp, you coat it with a mixture called cerol, which is ground glass and paste. I know some people in India and Pakistan skip the string and paste shit entirely, and fly their kites with thin metal wire. That's some crazy shit. If you watched The Kite Runner, it shows how people play with kites in Afghanistan.

A lot of kids get hurt by getting cut and shit, but the real danger is in the chase for the falling kites. Everyone knows a guy who knows a guy who plummeted to death chasing a kite off a hill, who fell from a building, or who just got shocked to death from trying to get a kite that got stuck in a power line. All because of the cheapest toy there is.

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where are you from man? all the kites I've seen (in the boring land of Canadia) are pretty non lethal, maybe you could gouge out an eye with a falling one but that's about it.

Yep, kites are lame here in canada.

But the play human lawn darts and thats fuckin fun! Two guys stand at opposite ends of a field and shoots arrows as high as you can and try to land it at the opponents feet. If he moves hes gotta chug a tallboy.

The more beers ya get the more brazen and it gets pretty gnarly

[augustmoon]

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are we on some language barrier shit cuz ive never seen a kite and thought "oh shit better watch out before that kite fucks me up"

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In Brazil, and for some reason, in the Indian subcontinent, people like to battle with kites. You fly your kite in the sky and try to cut the string of the other kites. To get your kite string really sharp, you coat it with a mixture called cerol, which is ground glass and paste. I know some people in India and Pakistan skip the string and paste shit entirely, and fly their kites with thin metal wire. That's some crazy shit. If you watched The Kite Runner, it shows how people play with kites in Afghanistan.

A lot of kids get hurt by getting cut and shit, but the real danger is in the chase for the falling kites. Everyone knows a guy who knows a guy who plummeted to death chasing a kite off a hill, who fell from a building, or who just got shocked to death from trying to get a kite that got stuck in a power line. All because of the cheapest toy there is.

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where are you from man? all the kites I've seen (in the boring land of Canadia) are pretty non lethal, maybe you could gouge out an eye with a falling one but that's about it.

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/11-dead-at-pakistani-kite-festival/

http://www.cnn.com/2016/08/17/asia/india-kite-deaths/

[7 year old]

yeah I was talking about Canadian kites, guess you misunderstood my post's shitty syntax.

[Madam, I'm Adam]

In Canada, it's so safe that even the kites are nothing to fear.

Stoked/not stoked on searching for a vehicle to buy.

[fulltechnicalskizzy]

[7 year old]

In Canada, it's so safe that even the kites are nothing to fear.

Stoked/not stoked on searching for a vehicle to buy.

pretty much