Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On

[planman]

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On Friday night I kissed the girl I was whining about in the not stoked thread a couple weeks ago. Nothing's gonna come from it since we were both absolutely plastered, but I'm really not sure how I feel about it.

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keep trying. you got this far.

Well there's a little more to what went down and frankly, trying's not going to get me anywhere for now. We're pretty touchy-feely with each other when we're drunk but not sober. Obviously the mutual attraction is there but there's not really anything that I can do at the moment. Honestly I still just have to keep it on the backburner.

[Hmmmm Nice Bike]

I found my tape of Alf when he gets stoned on cotton but I can't figure out how to upload it to da web.

Just record it on your phone, but make sure the camera isn't completely focused on the screen and that you're breathing and laughing hard enough for us not to be able to hear what Alf is saying in the video.

[slappies]

Had my first paid stand up set last night. The evening was sort of all over the place, but decent overall. The comic who was supposed to go up first bailed so I ended up having to open the whole show. I hate having to warm up the crowd, they also fucked up my mic and had to replace it three separate times in the first joke. It's no secret timing is pretty fucking important in comedy, so having someone walk up and take the mic from my hand in the middle of a joke to fix it is a little frustrating. The set, once I got warmed up/the mic was fixed, went pretty well though. Got some good laughs. At the end of the night they ended up only paying me fucking  $20.00 which kinda pissed me off because I was lead to believe it would be a lot more. They pumped me full of free beers, which I was stoked on, but I would have much rather been given the worth of the beer in cash. Can't pay bills in diarrhea, which is all that I had to show for those beers this morning. Overall a good experience and pretty exciting to have my first "real" gig, albeit with a few bumps along the way.

[shark tits]

post your set!
also, you should work that into your next show 'i can't pay my bills in diarrhea guys'.
i think i can be pretty funny at times but i'd be scared to get on stage.
if you ever go on tour we can work out a deal, i'll heckle you and you can insult me better from onstage. shit, there's slap pals everywhere, maybe that could be your go to.

[ungzilla]

boooo you guys stink get off the forum boooooooo

[FrenchFriedClownFingers]

my car has a blown head gasket so i'm skating to and from work. it's 8 miles each way but at least i'm skating more.

i also have to go in person to verify my identity so i can collect my tax return, no car and the closest office is an hour away, stoked ill get the return but after verifying i have to wait an additional nine weeks to receive it

the label my band was on quietly dropped my band after doing nothing to promote it and also had me kick out a member because they didn't like them but i am back to working with the guy i originally had drumming and he's cool as fuck.

though i'm not stoked on much of this i am stoked on how well i'm handling it all

[Grind King Rims]

My buddy says I have a guarantee'd job in the bank that he works at, but the managers are humming and hawing about hiring people, so I'm kind of left waiting. But, if I get it, it'd be pretty good money and more importantly a change in city. Fingers crossed, because I think I'd like a major change.

[slappies]

post your set!
also, you should work that into your next show 'i can't pay my bills in diarrhea guys'.
i think i can be pretty funny at times but i'd be scared to get on stage.
if you ever go on tour we can work out a deal, i'll heckle you and you can insult me better from onstage. shit, there's slap pals everywhere, maybe that could be your go to.

I'll do it, as long as Stan is my opener. It'll be called "Knee SLAPper Comedy Tour" (I'm more than open to alternate suggestions, of course).

Someone should start a "Slap Roast Thread" I mean, it won't be me, but somebody should start one.

[planman]

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post your set!
also, you should work that into your next show 'i can't pay my bills in diarrhea guys'.
i think i can be pretty funny at times but i'd be scared to get on stage.
if you ever go on tour we can work out a deal, i'll heckle you and you can insult me better from onstage. shit, there's slap pals everywhere, maybe that could be your go to.

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I'll do it, as long as Stan is my opener. It'll be called "Knee SLAPper Comedy Tour" (I'm more than open to alternate suggestions, of course).

Someone should start a "Slap Roast Thread" I mean, it won't be me, but somebody should start one.

Pretty sure that's every thread

[JamesNtheGntPch]

Almost 28 and still getting carded for burrs.

[bawtawd9]

Woke up with big poop, didn't come out. Gonna snort caffeine pill and see what it do. Still psyched cause I can tell its a nice poop. Plus I might get to use a car today, but I'm gonna use it for retail theft getaway so its really not cool. And fuck magnets, just use wire cutters.

[ungzilla]

hmu if you need bail

[bawtawd9]

hmu if you need bail

ait word, nigga need some levis

[lampshade]

I had a (phone) job interview Saturday at 6:30pm.  The guy threw the time out on Wednesday.  I thought a Saturday evening interview was strange, but it seems like a good company.  When I accepted, I didn't realize it was St. Patrick's Day. 

I'm off the booze, but I live in a neighborhood with a lot of bars and young people.  With St. Patty's combined with the NCAA tournament, the day drinking/party scene was going off, and I was at home stressing out and studying up on work stuff.  I did get to do some yard work and get a quick skate in though.

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

+ been away for work for the last 10 days
- went to 3 different countries so I'm super tired
+ finally get to see the fam tomorrow evening
+/- booked in for a 4 hour tattoo session tomorrow

[mynameisnotjeff]

+Spring Break, got the days off work to go home
+Spending time with the newest family member
+Get to eat home cooked meals and comfort foods
+ People aren't letting me pay for food
+Got to update my phone
- Everyone else in my family has next week off
-Downstairs (I live in a duplex w/ family) is getting the floors re-done so my room was kinda given up to my uncle that works super late night shifts
-It's raining mid week

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

+ finally got to sleep in my own bed
+ fam
- back at work/ the office today
+ 4 hour tattoo session wasn't as bad as I thought it would be, at least the outline is done
+ friday
+ organic markets tomorrow
- way too much work to do
- we're moving in two weeks

[bawtawd5]

I love movie theater popcorn but it gives me the shits oh well its to good to give up

[SOTY]

I love movie theater popcorn but it gives me the shits oh well its to good to give up

Homemade substitute is even better.

-3 tablespoons of any oil at the bottom of a big pot (I find that grape seed makes it crispier but olive works fine)
-cover the surface with kernels making sure they aren't stacked on top of each other
-put on medium/high heat, cover but let the steam out
-remove from heat when popping stops, lightly shake to avoid burning
-pour that melted butter on there, approx. 2 generous tablespoons
-the secret is garlic salt
-one last vigorous shake, serve

I used to go to the movies just for popcorn. Those days are over.
FUCK THAT MICROWAVE SHIT

[Betaphenylethylalamine]

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I love movie theater popcorn but it gives me the shits oh well its to good to give up

[close]

Homemade substitute is even better.

-3 tablespoons of any oil at the bottom of a big pot (I find that grape seed makes it crispier but olive works fine)
-cover the surface witch kernels making sure they aren't stacked on top of each other
-put on medium/high heat, cover but let the steam out
-remove from heat when popping stops, lightly shake to avoid burning
-pour that melted butter on there, approx. 2 generous tablespoons
-the secret is garlic salt
-one last vigorous shake, serve

I used to go to the movies just for popcorn. Those days are over.
FUCK THAT MICROWAVE SHIT

Agree 100%

Also, as weird as it sounds, a touch of seasoning salt is also very good(but not as good as garlic salt)

[brycickle]

I do pepper and Old Bay seasoning.

[beatifk]

I always cook mine in coconut oil and hit it with some salt when it's done but then:

Every once in a while I dust mine with some raw brown sugar.

And nutritional yeast is a sick popcorn topping as well.

I eat popcorn almost every day.

[shit_for_brains]

I make mine think I'm disappointed in it

[Yu Dum]

DC reissuing the Lynx ensures that I can live out my 90’s skateboarding fetishization.
Not stoked that I have no idea where to get them.

[iKobrakai]

Stoked on: very little. Not stoked on: very little. Things are kind of grey, right now.

[FrenchFriedClownFingers]

so my co-worker totally wants me to fuck her in the most depraved of ways but she's married and isn't too happy in the sex department...what do i do?

[CrumblingInfrastructure]

so my co-worker totally wants me to fuck her in the most depraved of ways but she's married and isn't too happy in the sex department...what do i do?

Dont dip your pen in company ink. Especially if the pen is for contracts.

[feedmeseymour]

so my co-worker totally wants me to fuck her in the most depraved of ways but she's married and isn't too happy in the sex department...what do i do?

[Dwyck]

everything's lame undergrad-wise right now, but i found ed's photo book, deformer, in the library today

[j....soy.....]

I've noticed that the world is in such a shitty place that now men are mad that I don't hold the door for them.....