Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On

[chris gentryfied]

some guy parkoured over the Ali Boulala 25 stair in Lyonne. it's neat to see a parkour guy pay tribute but kind of lame that he's able to do it like 'Ali who'?

[JB]

Bought a new guitar today. Squier Duo Sonic. It looks sick and feels really nice. Nice sound, a lot different than my other guitar. It had a fret lifting up though, so the high E string gets stuck on it. It's all under warranty and the guitar tech at the shop is fixing it up for free and making sure everything else is perfect, but I won't get it back for three it four days, and that sucks.

TLDR: Stoked on the new guitar I bought. Not stoked that it has to be fixed before I can play it.

[straight]

it’s my birthday

[mynameisnotjeff]

it’s my birthday

Happy birthday, hope you had a great day!

[smellsdead]

was pretty stoned and watching blue planet 2 a ways back, and i couldnt help but to think this shit looks fake as fuck filmed in a tank

well...according to the guardian parts of it were

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2017/oct/23/captive-wildlife-footage-blue-planet-2-bbc1-totally-true-to-nature-say-producers

i know i can get really paranoid when i smoke sometimes but cot damn im stoked i nailed it on the head

oh and fuck them for faking the funk and not being upfront about it

[givecigstosurfgroms]

My weed dealer was ripping the park up, stab wounds and all.

[CrumblingInfrastructure]

Im really happy that im taking the plunge and trying to get a college education in my mid 20s but I really dropped the ball on prepping for this math class so right off the bat I bombed my first online assignments. I found out that the two new guys at my shop havent been doing their job so I had to work super late and move 550 extra pounds of raw material otherwise I would have gotten in trouble and the swing shift for that day would have been cut which means 4-6 people would lose a big hunk of their paycheck.

[Jehoshaphat Augustus]

When I go into work there is someone with this bumper sticker that reads:

but I always trip out and double take because my brain reads this

[Justis]

Got my wallet stolen in a new state so I have no Id or any money, next day my roommate kicks me out and we are dissolving any future partnership , Life is goodie

[EXTRA SPICY]

Im really happy that im taking the plunge and trying to get a college education in my mid 20s but I really dropped the ball on prepping for this math class so right off the bat I bombed my first online assignments. I found out that the two new guys at my shop havent been doing their job so I had to work super late and move 550 extra pounds of raw material otherwise I would have gotten in trouble and the swing shift for that day would have been cut which means 4-6 people would lose a big hunk of their paycheck.

To give you some motivation I started college at 26 and am finishing my BS in ecological restoration this December at the ripe age of 31.

I'm hyped to be out of school soon but I'm bummed because I'm single for the first time in more than half a decade and that will severely limit my access to desirables on the daily.

[doublesteveburger]

Got my wallet stolen in a new state so I have no Id or any money, next day my roommate kicks me out and we are dissolving any future partnership , Life is goodie

Holy shit bud, you still out in Arizona?




I’m stoked to be possibly getting a new management position, not stoked my lady may be interviewing for a position out of state, stoked that her interview involves me moving back to Arizona, not stoked to be leaving a new position so early, stoked to possibly be back in Arizona. I’m so happy and not happy.

[chris gentryfied]

i shot this nuisance pigeon off my roof and he fell 4 stories like a gunslinger above a saloon on a western. i was proud of my marksmanship but i honestly don't like killing. i'm reminded of that William Munny from Missouri quote
'it's a hell of a thing killing a man. taking away everything he's got, everything he's gonna have.'
[kid] they had it coming, right
'we all got it coming.'

[straight]

intermittent fasting

[camel filters]

Stoked on 2 dates with a attractive girl that really appreciated my sense of humor and is hilarious herself. Not stoked to see if any of my insecurities will ruin things like times before. Not stoked in general on today's dating protocols. So many options at all times and it's really hard to focus on one person or expect them to focus on you.

[hangontoyourego]

i shot this nuisance pigeon off my roof and he fell 4 stories like a gunslinger above a saloon on a western. i was proud of my marksmanship but i honestly don't like killing. i'm reminded of that William Munny from Missouri quote
'it's a hell of a thing killing a man. taking away everything he's got, everything he's gonna have.'
[kid] they had it coming, right
'we all got it coming.'

that’s  a great quote but if don’t  like killing then why do it & why share the pic ? maybe one of your neighbors find you a nuisance and will see how good of shot they are . 

[chris gentryfied]

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i shot this nuisance pigeon off my roof and he fell 4 stories like a gunslinger above a saloon on a western. i was proud of my marksmanship but i honestly don't like killing. i'm reminded of that William Munny from Missouri quote
'it's a hell of a thing killing a man. taking away everything he's got, everything he's gonna have.'
[kid] they had it coming, right
'we all got it coming.'

[close]

that’s  a great quote but if don’t  like killing then why do it & why share the pic ? maybe one of your neighbors find you a nuisance and will see how good of shot they are .

if i ever break into my neighbor's attics to squat or uproot their hot peppers 'looking for a nut i buried' i'd expect them to shoot me.

[thomas kook]

coming into the 'things you are not stoked on' thread to write some shit, reading the last page, realizing my shit ain't shit compared to other peoples' shit, checking myself, calling up friends to go skate. life is okay i guess

[FrenchFriedClownFingers]

Since i got fired from my shitty job back in december of last year i was getting really desperate for cash since i don't wanna move out of the house i've been renting for the last 7 years so i started selling on ebay, mercari, poshmark, and offerup plus any drugs i can get my hands on.

it's been paying my rent the last 4 months and i love it though it's stressful finding stuff to flip and not knowing where my rent is coming from. i cant even get the fucking goodwill to hire me. situation is real critical but oddly a lot of stuff is finally going my way it's just weird timing. i wish i'd networked more when i was younger so that it would be a little easier for a dude who doesn't have much skill on paper to get a good job. ya can't prove feeling, intuition, talent and sure as hell can't put that on a resume, like "hey i know i seem like a loser but im a totally cool oddball who could be your will hunting, just gimme a shot"

[Betaphenylethylalamine]

Since i got fired from my shitty job back in december of last year i was getting really desperate for cash since i don't wanna move out of the house i've been renting for the last 7 years so i started selling on ebay, mercari, poshmark, and offerup plus any drugs i can get my hands on.

it's been paying my rent the last 4 months and i love it though it's stressful finding stuff to flip and not knowing where my rent is coming from. i cant even get the fucking goodwill to hire me. situation is real critical but oddly a lot of stuff is finally going my way it's just weird timing. i wish i'd networked more when i was younger so that it would be a little easier for a dude who doesn't have much skill on paper to get a good job. ya can't prove feeling, intuition, talent and sure as hell can't put that on a resume, like "hey i know i seem like a loser but im a totally cool oddball who could be your will hunting, just gimme a shot"

Works here. Come to Ontario and work at the gold mine.

With the mine in place, drugs etc are also exploding. You could work and put your hustle game on flipping shit legally and come out like a bandit.

Not stoked our area is now flooded with drugs, mainly meth/fentanyl

[straight]

shirtless hill bomb fail .. tried to run it out didn’t work . palms and back are haggard as fuck

[JB]

shirtless hill bomb fail .. tried to run it out didn’t work . palms and back are haggard as fuck

theres no good way to do it, but running is almost always the worst choice. i usually choose ass slide. pulled that one wearing basketball shorts once and it was terrible.

[smellsdead]

i took 6 shits today

6

fucking cleaned out man

[Droogie]

Placement for my psych degree is pretty weak. It's super easy and the people here are nice but it's not what I want to do at all. They've got me at the student engagement office at uni. It has nothing to do with psychology and I'm the least engaged student alive so it's a bit of a waste of time.
Stoked I get to listen to podcasts and lurk slap while I'm here and that I get a degree in a few months, not stoked on being drained from spending my days here then working at night and skating heaps less than usual. It's a first world problem but it's nice to vent a little
(also first time making an account after years upon years of lurking, stoked on that)

[L33Tg33k]

I had to get a keg of beer for my brother's wedding, but it went almost untouched so I've got what is essentially full sized keg of Corona in my trunk. Problem is, none of my so called homies want to drink it. I gotta empty this thing and return it so I can get my deposit back. Any homies in SD can tell me where to take it and we'll drink the whole damn thing. You just gotta supply ice. Takers?

[Dog the Bounty Hunter]

I had to get a keg of beer for my brother's wedding, but it went almost untouched so I've got what is essentially full sized keg of Corona in my trunk. Problem is, none of my so called homies want to drink it. I gotta empty this thing and return it so I can get my deposit back. Any homies in SD can tell me where to take it and we'll drink the whole damn thing. You just gotta supply ice. Takers?

Hit up Smolik.

[feedmeseymour]

rolled my ankle a month or so ago and it still hurts to kickflip, but my nollie heels are better than they've ever been because of it. sorta an even trade.

[shit_for_brains]

rolled my ankle a month or so ago and it still hurts to kickflip, but my nollie heels are better than they've ever been because of it. sorta an even trade.

Kickflips are stupid anyway and it's not not because I have ugly ones

[cosmicgypsies]

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shirtless hill bomb fail .. tried to run it out didn’t work . palms and back are haggard as fuck

[close]

theres no good way to do it, but running is almost always the worst choice. i usually choose ass slide. pulled that one wearing basketball shorts once and it was terrible.

yeah running out is basically death for sure once you've passed the point of no return, at that point i'd usually chuck a front powerslide lean the fuck back and hopefully slide out it

[Mystical Leader]

I have to make a presentation about my workplace's staffs culture club. The presentation is for all the new employees (c. 100) and all the big honchos from the upper level management and some municipal councillors from my city...

This is my first public presentation as a chairman. It is a great opportunity to showcase what have I'm managed to do as a chairman (which I'm proud of) but I'm scared shitless about speaking publicly... I don't care about the new employees as they probably won't remember me but about the big bosses I do. I'm also in a way stepping over my immediate manager so I kind have to play it cool so she doesn't get mad at me..

If  everything goes well this could be a great step to the right direction career wise and I get be around all the important work related people.
 
..but if I fuck it up this could be the end of me as a future leader..

[Suave]

I have to make a presentation about my workplace's staffs culture club. The presentation is for all the new employees (c. 100) and all the big honchos from the upper level management and some municipal councillors from my city...

This is my first public presentation as a chairman. It is a great opportunity to showcase what have I'm managed to do as a chairman (which I'm proud of) but I'm scared shitless about speaking publicly... I don't care about the new employees as they probably won't remember me but about the big bosses I do. I'm also in a way stepping over my immediate manager so I kind have to play it cool so she doesn't get mad at me..

If  everything goes well this could be a great step to the right direction career wise and I get be around all the important work related people.
 
..but if I fuck it up this could be the end of me as a future leader..

picture the audience naked wid a big ol' titty in their mouth