Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On

[Mean salto]

Just happened to walk in the room when will Smith slapped Chris Rock. Guess I saw some kind of tv history.
Will Smith is a fucking loser. Then look at internet a bunch of people treating him like a hero. He could of smacked out a thousand people in the past couple years but he was a wimp then of all people Chris Rock over such a nothing joke.

[Lenny the Fatface]

Yeah, if the Monday morning reaction over the slap is positive towards Will, we’ll be facing a real death of comedy moment.

[Bunk Moreland]

Jada been bald for like 20 years I don’t get it. I don’t even know what she looks like with hair. Will should have thrown him off stage like uncle Phil did Jazz.

[DaleSr]

Will and Jada are completely insane toxic people. That whole entanglement thing, the fact she made him relive that shit on camera for her show, and now this shit? Will Smith just had a straight up icarus moment on live tv in front of the whole damn world and then had a breakdown in his acceptance speech. AND THEN PEOPLE CLAPPED FOR HIM. Insane.

[Mean salto]

It's also every other thin skin wimp now gets to live thru this and be like oh yeah if someone insults my wife id knock them out too.
Basically dude was a cucked joke of a person for too long and was desperate to seem like a man. It reminds me of those videos that come out every other year like "nerd owns bully" but then they dig deeper and the nerds just taking it out on the wrong person

[rukes]

Surprised he didn't break his hand hitting rock like that.

[TheLurper]

Working from a cafe on the Oregon coast. It is nice and the nature here is amazing, but the Jesus soundtrack and the guys discussing gun control is killing me.

[Easy Slider]

I have been skating every day for seven days in a row now, only short sessions of about an hour but still, I am stoked I can do that at 44 years old. Not stoked that the weather is going to turn and the forecast for the next days including the weekend predicts rain and snow. I‘ll still try to get some sessions in, underground if need be, or reactivate the snow skate.

[skate_or_dingus]

Quit weed.
 Get that shit outta here.

[Banned from the room]

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Found this spot. It’s like right next to me.

Found this crazy note on my door. I’m really uncomfortable about this

[close]

That sucks about the note. Is this the same neighbor lady about the oil slick/parking situation? I'd just put the note in a drawer (don't throw it out, you may need it for evidence later) and then act like I didn't get it/have no idea what he or she is talking about. At best, it will avoid conflict. At worst, it will piss him or her of at no expense to you because simpletons that leave on-the-nose notes like that hate it when they're disregarded.

Clearly, they do like gas lighting games. Because they're participating, inciting a back and forth. But you shouldn't feed into it. Just avoid conflict. You got a nice spot, go straight into your place and enjoy it in there.

Yeah. I saw her day before yesterday and I helped her and another neighbor with their groceries so it’s all good now.

She told me all the things I’ve done to her since I moved in. None of it makes sense. She even said I slammed her in the front door and I was too angry to remember it. I just got quite and kept bringing the groceries up the stairs.

I’m going to avoid her as much as possible now.

[cky enthusiast]

i’m glad he smacked chris rock cause it was a bad joke. chris you’re a pro. gi jane my dude?! he’s smacking new ideas into ur dome

[Sativa Lung]

Russian troops abandoned Chernobyl and are retreating to Belarus. According to the workers at the plant, the Russian generals had their soldiers building earthen fortifications in the fucking exclusion zone (this should give you some idea about how smart these people are), one of the most radioactive places on earth. Predictably, people started getting sick very fast and there was a near mutiny.

Obviously not stoked about the circumstances, but it really sounds like there's a serious morale issue in the Russian military. Putin has to be absolutely fuming, can you imagine how much it must bother a dude with a small dick to just fail miserably like this?

[Sharp-o]

New job.

Last job was boring in a lot of ways, job turned to shit as soon as they called us back into the office, and the pay was less than fair remuneration, and I was always working. BUT, I had a lot of vacation time, it was a super safe career path, the 401K matching was amazing (2 dollars for every dollar I pitched in but only up to 2K per year) and the hours were very very flexible. I bailed when the boss told me that my promotion would only lead to some bullshit raise that wouldn't change my life at all.

New job pays almost double the last job, it is 100% remote, and it could lead to a job that pays well enough to actually enjoy life in SF or Vancouver without 60 roommates. But, I lost a lot of vacation time and the job is going to be insanely boring.

My life revolved around my old job for so long, it'll be weird to have to develop a new sense of self.

nice man working 100% remote might be wierd tho atleast i couldnt do that
but congrats

[TheLurper]

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Working from a cafe on the Oregon coast. It is nice and the nature here is amazing, but the Jesus soundtrack and the guys discussing gun control is killing me.

[close]

Where ya at?

I've done a few nights near Coos Bay and Tillamook. No real destination other Astoria to do some Goonies sight seeing.

[Banned from the room]

Honzo the cat pooped so he will live. Not stoked he did it on my new rug

[L33Tg33k]

Russian troops abandoned Chernobyl and are retreating to Belarus. According to the workers at the plant, the Russian generals had their soldiers building earthen fortifications in the fucking exclusion zone (this should give you some idea about how smart these people are), one of the most radioactive places on earth. Predictably, people started getting sick very fast and there was a near mutiny.

Obviously not stoked about the circumstances, but it really sounds like there's a serious morale issue in the Russian military. Putin has to be absolutely fuming, can you imagine how much it must bother a dude with a small dick to just fail miserably like this?

We've got to stop with small dick shaming. Ain't no one got control over that. And we don't want to be compared to Putin.

[Plan9Customs]

Heard a song in an edit years ago and could never find out the name of it. Finally got it last night. Stoked.
Turns out it was a self released album by a band that has been broken up for sometime now. Bummed, since the chances of getting the album now are pretty fucking slim.
Side note, if anyone has a copy of Hail Seizures Fucked Up Zoo they want to sell, PLEASE hit me up.

[fulltechnicalskizzy]

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Russian troops abandoned Chernobyl and are retreating to Belarus. According to the workers at the plant, the Russian generals had their soldiers building earthen fortifications in the fucking exclusion zone (this should give you some idea about how smart these people are), one of the most radioactive places on earth. Predictably, people started getting sick very fast and there was a near mutiny.

Obviously not stoked about the circumstances, but it really sounds like there's a serious morale issue in the Russian military. Putin has to be absolutely fuming, can you imagine how much it must bother a dude with a small dick to just fail miserably like this?

[close]

We've got to stop with small dick shaming. Ain't no one got control over that. And we don't want to be compared to Putin.

Agreed nothing makes me more upset but my dick is huge for the record

[Brguy]

We should go back to the old greece ways and act like big dicks are for vulgar, barbaric people. Just like I am, for the record.

[SchizophrenicFatBoy]

Anything Nike that I actually want gets bought immediately by resellers. I probably would have looked stupid wearing those Dunks or hoodie, so LRAB can take my money instead of Nike/CONS.

Edit:
Shitposting in a class discussion board to get more points to pad by grade.

[cky enthusiast]

We should go back to the old greece ways and act like big dicks are for vulgar, barbaric people. Just like I am, for the record.

harder to fuck kids with so naturally the grecians were against them

[realbasedgod112]

went out in the damp and the rain for the whole weekend a few days ago looking for rocks. found rocks. found FOSSILS (graptolites). i am now sick as fuck. at least i have some rocks.

[thanksgiving]

coworker leaving to work at a local distributor. hyped for him, but we are fucked for staffing now.

also no shot i can take time off now... been year and a half and i havent taken more than a day off

[Justis]

Been working a full time job , money is alright . Less free time to spend wallowing. Barely skate anymore but I guess that’s growing up

[Madam, I'm Adam]

I started a new part-time job at a hotel to make extra money. I've only been there for about a month and a half. I'm not going to be there forever, just until I build up enough savings for a mortgage, which should be in October or November.

There's a waitress in the restaurant hotel I find attractive, looks and personality-wise. I don't know too much about her, but I like what I've seen so far. We've chatted briefly.

I'd like to get to know her more, but A) I'm only there two times a week, B) she's there sporadically and I'm not sure when I'll see her again, C) I don't put myself out there too much, and D) I know creating a work relationship has its dangers.

On that last point, I contacted several of my (male) co-workers to ask if she's single - one of them didn't know, the other didn't respond. I'm cool with both of them, they're supportive and nice (I hope the guy who didn't respond isn't offended/wary of me now. I eventually apologized for asking, still no response). But as a friend of mine pointed out, it's tricky to bring other people into the situation because they may not want to be involved, and it may be problematic for them if things go south in the future. Which is true, I wasn't thinking about that; only thought it'd be a friendly question.

I know life isn't a movie or TV show, it's best to keep things mellow and friendly in the beginning - it's just that we'll see each other so rarely that I feel I need to take every opportunity to find out more about her. If she's not single, or younger than I think, for instance - that way I can leave it at that and move on. Or, start looking around other places and keep her in mind, but I'm not really that guy.

There are other waitresses who work with her, so I'm contemplating whether or not to ask them for more details about her, but I don't want to press myself on them or say the wrong thing. I need help, I'm tired of doing everything by myself to start a relationship, and tired of being alone as other people sing my praises, and tired of feeling like I'm doing or feeling the wrong thing. My separation has taken a real toll on me and I need to be happier than I am.

[Mean salto]

More not stoked with a tiny bit of stoked.
Halfcab cost $190 in Australia now. That's as much as dunks Jordans etc. I remember when they were half that. (Altho the newer ones are whatever pro thingo). But I guess it stops me from buying more stuff. I've already got what could actually be a life's supply of shoes

[Mean salto]

Borrowed a tv but the things fucking gigantic. It's like 65 inches or something. I only need maybe half that. Its like that scene from the i.t crowd i can literally stick my foot out and touch the tv.
Also went out to the car and realised the entire street can see it playing my 80s Italian horror movie that's basically softcore with a bit of murder plot put in.

[Willie]

Saw this at the Smithsonian. Was surprised then sad.

[Frank]

root canal treatment

[beandemon]

The impermanence of all things.