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Re: longboarding
« Reply #480 on: October 17, 2007, 08:20:50 AM »
Actually, this thread MIGHT be worthy of Classic Slap.
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Re: longboarding
« Reply #481 on: October 17, 2007, 08:28:50 AM »
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you wont believe the lengths these guys will go to defend their "sport" its admirable
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Haha funny how you probably posted in this thread the most.  ;)

Funnier that you counted the posts.

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Re: longboarding
« Reply #482 on: October 17, 2007, 08:31:23 AM »
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you wont believe the lengths these guys will go to defend their "sport" its admirable
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Haha funny how you probably posted in this thread the most.  ;)
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Funnier that you counted the posts.

i think damian posted the most
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Re: longboarding
« Reply #483 on: October 17, 2007, 08:33:27 AM »
I would have guessed the "thrill seekers" would have WON that comp.

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Re: longboarding
« Reply #484 on: October 17, 2007, 08:43:40 AM »
nevertheless if you gotta spend 16 threads explaining why what you do is so cool, you might just wanna strap on your biker helmet, slip on your garden gloves, put on your assless chaps, and just dance on out of here
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Re: longboarding
« Reply #485 on: October 17, 2007, 08:45:54 AM »
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Dude you are probably not even able to ollie more than one steps so stop shit talking like that haahaahhahahah

hey dude! and you, are U able to touch my tralala SHORTskater? ;D

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Re: longboarding
« Reply #486 on: October 17, 2007, 08:51:13 AM »
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Dude you are probably not even able to ollie more than one steps so stop shit talking like that haahaahhahahah
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There are plenty of more ways to get on a curb than to ollie. Way more graceful too.

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Re: longboarding
« Reply #487 on: October 17, 2007, 08:53:35 AM »
Anyone ever played the longboard game? it's like slug-bug but with LBers.

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Re: longboarding
« Reply #488 on: October 17, 2007, 08:56:45 AM »
throw this shit in classic slap and call it a thread





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Re: longboarding
« Reply #489 on: October 17, 2007, 09:12:57 AM »
Hell I figured I would post again, it just seems to piss you guys off. I did my first switch no comply yesterday on a 45" longboard...You dont have to ride down hills to be considered a "longboarder"...In the last issue of Concrete Wave there was an article on longboarders that rip...There was a picture of a guy doing a b/s boardslide down a 20stair rail, a picture of a dude doing a tre flip over some stairs, etc...If any of you actually have ridden a longboard, then you would know it takes quite a bit of skill to flip a clean kickflip...Our boards weigh alot more then your popsicle sticks.

I bet it looked wicked awesome too.  20 stairs? omg, longboards rule!

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Re: longboarding
« Reply #490 on: October 17, 2007, 11:35:07 AM »
Anyone ever played the longboard game? it's like slug-bug but with LBers.

Yeah the longboard game is awesome....one punch per longboard...two punches for a mongo puching longboarder...three punches for mongo and sandals...

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Re: longboarding
« Reply #491 on: October 17, 2007, 12:03:48 PM »
17 pages  ???

so who won the demo?

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Re: longboarding
« Reply #492 on: October 17, 2007, 12:37:27 PM »
Haha, i never expected gay french longboard shakkas to invade the slap forum. ride on bros, surf the earth (with extremely fake steeze, nevertheless) in your pooka shell necklaces. tricks are for the birds, right?

Seriously though, these douches convinced me that longboarding, when taken seriously, is just about as retarted as snakeboards, streetboards, and every other pathetic attempt at improving regular-ass skateboarding. if its not broken, don't try to fix it.

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Re: longboarding
« Reply #493 on: October 17, 2007, 04:14:39 PM »
Everyone in this thread should watch Powell's video Animal Chin and then report back to this thread when you understand the concept that Skateboarding is about having fun. If you have fun riding a SKATEBOARD, whether you are cruising (Or fucking ripping) on a longboard or killing it street skating, then that is all that matters.


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Re: longboarding
« Reply #494 on: October 17, 2007, 04:17:05 PM »
Also have a look at Daniel Gesmar in Ban this. He's having a lot of fun.

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Re: longboarding
« Reply #495 on: October 17, 2007, 04:31:41 PM »
Also have a look at Daniel Gesmar in Ban this. He's having a lot of fun.

its public domain(old age is catchin up to ya) and that fool doesn't count. 
i know i said skateboarding is all about having fun but anyone skating around like a fruit tart in tights does not count.
besides, he doesn't do it cause its fun, he does it cause he likes to "glide".....god i can't believe i remember that fruity shit.   :-[ 

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Re: longboarding
« Reply #496 on: October 17, 2007, 04:44:34 PM »
Haha, i never expected gay french longboard shakkas to invade the slap forum. ride on bros, surf the earth (with extremely fake steeze, nevertheless) in your pooka shell necklaces. tricks are for the birds, right?

Seriously though, these douches convinced me that longboarding, when taken seriously, is just about as retarted as snakeboards, streetboards, and every other pathetic attempt at improving regular-ass skateboarding. if its not broken, don't try to fix it.
You just don't get it.
You seem like the kinda guy who can't see the ground in front of his feet..
Longboarding is not some "improvement" of skateboarding.. it's COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.. Can you not get that through your thick skull, and into your tiny brain?  Skateboarding isn't broken, there's nothing wrong with it.. Skate to your heart's content.. We have no problem with that!! Tricks aren't for the boards.. but most of the tricks you do are for skateboarders.. NOT longboarders.. So what I can't kickflip my longboard.. I don't want to either.
Oh, and by the way.. I've never once in my life met or spoke to a longboarder who would even consider owning a pooka shell necklace..

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Re: longboarding
« Reply #497 on: October 17, 2007, 04:50:25 PM »
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Also have a look at Daniel Gesmar in Ban this. He's having a lot of fun.
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its public domain(old age is catchin up to ya) and that fool doesn't count. 
i know i said skateboarding is all about having fun but anyone skating around like a fruit tart in tights does not count.
besides, he doesn't do it cause its fun, he does it cause he likes to "glide".....god i can't believe i remember that fruity shit.   :-[ 

Dude, I was being sarcastic.  ;D

I'd never accept Daniel Gesmar. Yeah, I'm slipping but I like it cause it's life, and I'd prefer to openly age rather than act like a kid when I'm an old man.

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Re: longboarding
« Reply #498 on: October 17, 2007, 04:53:31 PM »

Oh, and by the way.. I've never once in my life met or spoke to a longboarder who would even consider owning a pooka shell necklace..

That's because they're not aerodynamic and they'd hold little pockets of air that can slow you down. Why bust out the speedos if you don't
rock the rest of the clown suit?
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Re: longboarding
« Reply #499 on: October 17, 2007, 05:00:35 PM »

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Re: longboarding
« Reply #500 on: October 17, 2007, 05:16:03 PM »
Good mornming evryone
I guess I'm gonna leave you now... I thought I was gonna continue... then I saw things like this from 2 of our best contenders

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really feelin this chick, wish me luck boys. i'm going to begin gaming now..

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id love to slide my dick between those twins ya dig
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i believe me, i dig. it's totally on the to do list.

And I noticed you, haters, (not talking about 2 or 3 real skateboarders that comes around this forum) were just a bunch of dumbass with a big lack of education and that there is pretty much no hope for you...
Good luck with your lives, you'll need some...

Bye !!

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Re: longboarding
« Reply #501 on: October 17, 2007, 05:16:50 PM »
AH LEE! WERE STARS MY NIGGA!
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Re: longboarding
« Reply #502 on: October 17, 2007, 05:18:37 PM »
Good mornming evryone
I guess I'm gonna leave you now... I thought I was gonna continue... then I saw things like this from 2 of our best contenders

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really feelin this chick, wish me luck boys. i'm going to begin gaming now..

<img src=http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v21/180/107/22804298/n22804298_30248983_7427.jpg>

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id love to slide my dick between those twins ya dig
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i believe me, i dig. it's totally on the to do list.
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And I noticed you, haters, (not talking about 2 or 3 real skateboarders that comes around this forum) were just a bunch of dumbass with a big lack of education and that there is pretty much no hope for you...
Good luck with your lives, you'll need some...

Bye !!

dog, i thought we were pulling breezies like that daily on our longboards?

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Re: longboarding
« Reply #503 on: October 17, 2007, 05:20:26 PM »
Good mornming evryone
I guess I'm gonna leave you now... I thought I was gonna continue... then I saw things like this from 2 of our best contenders

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really feelin this chick, wish me luck boys. i'm going to begin gaming now..

<img src=http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v21/180/107/22804298/n22804298_30248983_7427.jpg>

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id love to slide my dick between those twins ya dig
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i believe me, i dig. it's totally on the to do list.
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just a bunch of dumbass

just a bunch of dumbass......thats all i have to say about that
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Re: longboarding
« Reply #504 on: October 17, 2007, 05:36:38 PM »
how much do dumbass cost by the bunch?
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Re: longboarding
« Reply #505 on: October 17, 2007, 05:40:45 PM »
This thread is fucking hilarious. Haha, I will ride any skateboard that has 4 wheels on it...I ride boards ranging from like 27" all the way to 45"+, I ride hard wheels, soft wheels, Tracker trucks, Independents, Orions, Randals,etc...I will skate a skatepark, a hill, a ledge, set of stairs, a manual pad, a rail, anything...I like to fucking SKATEBOARD.

Waiiiit a minute here.  Where did you dig up a 27" board with Orions?  What color is your griptape?

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Re: longboarding
« Reply #506 on: October 17, 2007, 05:41:53 PM »
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This thread is fucking hilarious. Haha, I will ride any skateboard that has 4 wheels on it...I ride boards ranging from like 27" all the way to 45"+, I ride hard wheels, soft wheels, Tracker trucks, Independents, Orions, Randals,etc...I will skate a skatepark, a hill, a ledge, set of stairs, a manual pad, a rail, anything...I like to fucking SKATEBOARD.
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Waiiiit a minute here.  Where did you dig up a 27" board with Orions?  What color is your griptape?

orions....oh gee
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Re: longboarding
« Reply #507 on: October 17, 2007, 06:30:55 PM »
ive always gotten the feeling that most longboarders, roller bladers, and bikers all really wish that they could be skateboarders, but are too proud to admit it and start up because theyve gone too far with their other hobby/sport.

relax, put away the longboard, and then find out what real skateboarding is.  going down hills gets old if that is the only thing you do.

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Re: longboarding
« Reply #508 on: October 17, 2007, 06:35:39 PM »
I think its time to end this stupid topic.

Skateboarding is fun if your into it and longboarding is fun if your into it

but skateboarding will ALWAYS be better.

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Re: longboarding
« Reply #509 on: October 17, 2007, 06:48:15 PM »
the never-ending thread
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