Author Topic: What you prefer in women (assuming your not gay) (Read 4762 times)

Guile · « **Reply #60 on:** October 18, 2007, 11:57:44 AM »

thats pretty on point actually, she finishes her school shit this year and we have to move to get the rest of it done and i think i freaked out. but then again i havent actually been single since i was about 14 so it might also be i just feel like i never had the aids and herpes dodging fun all my friends had. either way vagina is awesome and a wholesome gnar for all who are enjoying it.

lophatrophazoa · « **Reply #61 on:** October 18, 2007, 12:28:09 PM »

Quote from: Alexactly on October 17, 2007, 08:13:35 PM

You posted that to get gnar'd, didn't you?

gnar'd

mick swagger · « **Reply #62 on:** October 18, 2007, 12:53:55 PM »

nice dumper, has to be able to get fly. frumpy bitches are a no no

venuskukko · « **Reply #63 on:** October 18, 2007, 02:23:12 PM »

I don't want my girl to be skinny. That's why I encourage her to eat more and excercise less

. I mean I don't like obese chicks but I want them to have a little something on em.

Ronald Wilson Reagan · « **Reply #64 on:** October 18, 2007, 02:30:04 PM »

Yeah, they need some curves on them. Though I do hate how inconfident women lash out at both vulumptuous sex symbols saying they look rediculous, and skinny models, saying real women have curves.

sweatloaf · « **Reply #65 on:** October 18, 2007, 04:52:04 PM »

Fat Mexican girls

Any Time At All · « **Reply #66 on:** October 18, 2007, 07:45:33 PM »

I like a girl who'd rather chill at home and cuddle with a movie then go out and fucking drink.

bentmode · « **Reply #67 on:** October 18, 2007, 08:45:26 PM »

i like girls who will drink with me on the way to the movies.

lophatrophazoa · « **Reply #68 on:** October 18, 2007, 09:31:46 PM »

i like girls who will drink me at the movies

sorry, had to be said

bentmode · « **Reply #69 on:** October 18, 2007, 09:33:01 PM »

i got kicked out of cat in that hat.

it was 3 o clock.

Vov Vurnquist · « **Reply #70 on:** October 18, 2007, 09:51:39 PM »

I like a woman with a mean stand up grind and a barely over the coping frontside grab.

Mentos · « **Reply #71 on:** October 18, 2007, 10:30:16 PM »

My girl must have enough intelligence to cook me a steak and stay in the kitchen.

Derka Derk · « **Reply #72 on:** October 19, 2007, 05:40:27 AM »

Quote from: lophatrophazoa on October 18, 2007, 09:31:46 PM

i like girls who will drink me at the movies

never leave for the movies without any sort of booze.
and always come in a bit late so you can find that empty back corner so you don't have to watch the movie.

nocomply · « **Reply #73 on:** October 19, 2007, 10:05:24 AM »

-can suck a tennis ball through a garden hose.

Ronald Wilson Reagan · « **Reply #74 on:** October 19, 2007, 10:09:02 AM »

Quote from: Derka Derk on October 19, 2007, 05:40:27 AM

Quote from: lophatrophazoa on October 18, 2007, 09:31:46 PM
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i like girls who will drink me at the movies
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never leave for the movies without any sort of booze.
and always come in a bit late so you can find that empty back corner so you don't have to watch the movie.

You pay $10 to sit in a dark corner, drink, and NOT watch the movie?

lophatrophazoa · « **Reply #75 on:** October 19, 2007, 10:38:24 AM »

why would you pay?

sweatloaf · « **Reply #76 on:** October 19, 2007, 05:04:22 PM »

Quote from: WeTigers on October 17, 2007, 08:09:20 PM

Quote from: jesus0nvi4gra on October 17, 2007, 07:24:52 PM
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Quote from: sebastian toombs on October 17, 2007, 07:02:54 PM
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ever noticed that there doesnt seem to be such thing as native indian (ie: american indian) porn? weird huh?
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I'd be into some real Pocahontas shit.
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I remember when I was younger and just learning about internet porn, I ran into a picture of a native american gilr shoving a cob of corn or whatever it's called like...up there.

They call it maize

afro-fitte · « **Reply #77 on:** October 19, 2007, 05:32:33 PM »

- horny 24/7
- on/off switch

nice lookin, good body, likes pot, music and skatiin

bentmode · « **Reply #78 on:** October 19, 2007, 10:06:34 PM »

Quote from: Theotis Beaglesly on October 19, 2007, 10:09:02 AM

Quote from: Derka Derk on October 19, 2007, 05:40:27 AM
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Quote from: lophatrophazoa on October 18, 2007, 09:31:46 PM
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i like girls who will drink me at the movies
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never leave for the movies without any sort of booze.
and always come in a bit late so you can find that empty back corner so you don't have to watch the movie.
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You pay $10 to sit in a dark corner, drink, and NOT watch the movie?

then the drinking me part better be worth at least ten bucks.

al boo boo · « **Reply #79 on:** October 19, 2007, 11:44:07 PM »

fuckable. you know what im saying. a slut hoe.

sebastian toombs · « **Reply #80 on:** October 20, 2007, 09:44:47 PM »

brooklyn brawler · « **Reply #81 on:** October 20, 2007, 09:55:45 PM »

That thing has the same face as that tattoo guy with the back tattoo in the water.

sebastian toombs · « **Reply #82 on:** October 20, 2007, 10:08:18 PM »

shes got a friend thats just your type (insert pussy joke here)

http://www.elenadorfman.com/art/still-lovers/12.html

brooklyn brawler · « **Reply #83 on:** October 20, 2007, 10:13:08 PM »

I like this one better. She looks like she has a good sense of humour and will listen to me when I have problems.

sebastian toombs · « **Reply #84 on:** October 20, 2007, 10:24:46 PM »

Quote from: brooklyn brawler on October 20, 2007, 10:13:08 PM

you man-slut, thats like four different chicks...

brooklyn brawler · « **Reply #85 on:** October 20, 2007, 10:58:24 PM »

If four women have identical boobs, they are the same person, right? Oh wait... their faces are.... I'm gonna get another beer.

Meth and Hookers · « **Reply #86 on:** October 21, 2007, 06:13:46 PM »

-dead
-in my basement

Guile · « **Reply #87 on:** October 26, 2007, 11:01:47 AM »

i figured it out, its glasses. i just walked to the coffee shop and while i was in there, all i could think of was dicking all these thick box frame bitches.

Young Jeezy · « **Reply #88 on:** October 26, 2007, 11:11:41 AM »

thats what jeezy prefers! pussy was soooooo good. shit was just clenchin. bitch left a stain on my sheets the size of a pizza pie! mamamia!yea keyshia!

Guile · « **Reply #89 on:** October 26, 2007, 11:12:42 AM »

www.bookwormbitches.com

Author Topic: What you prefer in women (assuming your not gay) (Read 4762 times)

mick swagger

sweatloaf

Any Time At All

Vov Vurnquist

sweatloaf

afro-fitte

sebastian toombs

brooklyn brawler

sebastian toombs

brooklyn brawler

sebastian toombs

brooklyn brawler