Author Topic: The Ex. Girlfriend Thread (Read 19745 times)

Room Guy · « **on:** October 25, 2007, 12:16:56 PM »

year and a half in. done, kaput, all the wasted money and "love" for nothing. i knew it was coming though after she went away to school at the start of fall.
and you know how i find out? through lurking her message board. FUCKING BITCH

Young Jeezy · « **Reply #1 on:** October 25, 2007, 12:19:41 PM »

jeezys last bitch was productive, shitty in bed, but a nigga got some shoes, board, and a laptop out of the deal. not to mention hella weed and reeses cups. and brain. what did this bitch get? hmm, i ate the puss, cuz im a freak and enjoy it, and uh,,,,,,..................oh yeah i bought her a pack of cigarettes once. dumb ho

Dream Turns Into Dreamt · « **Reply #2 on:** October 25, 2007, 12:20:18 PM »

Sorry, dude. That's shite, Room Guy.

ahlee · « **Reply #3 on:** October 25, 2007, 12:23:59 PM »

ugh, ex's.

Guile · « **Reply #4 on:** October 25, 2007, 12:58:04 PM »

i had a girl phone me nonstop for 3 months after we broke up then one day we were filming and she shows up with her friend and starts screaming "WHY DONT YOU LOVE MEEEEEE!!!!!" and all sorts of insanity. it ended with me laughing like a mad man while she focused my board and continued her rant. 4 years later and she messaged me on msn asking what was up and shes been acting all cool the past few months, i think because she got chunky and emotional. im just waiting for the bombardment of questionaire style emails.

Sleazy · « **Reply #5 on:** October 25, 2007, 01:00:17 PM »

Quote from: Room Guy on October 25, 2007, 12:16:56 PM

i knew it was coming though after she went away to school at the start of fall.

sorry to hear about that, trying to make that work has always been a mystery to me

MexicanSpaniard · « **Reply #6 on:** October 25, 2007, 01:01:02 PM »

I am not in communication with any ex. Every relationship I've had has failed if that makes you feel any better Bruce.

Sleazy · « **Reply #7 on:** October 25, 2007, 01:04:06 PM »

oh no, once your an ex that's it on the communication

the only type of communication I have done with ex's was via regretible drunken loads

skatebored · « **Reply #8 on:** October 25, 2007, 01:12:30 PM »

its crazy how you can go from being completely in love and best friends with somebody to hating their guts and never wanting to see or speak to them again within just a few days. but it happens to the best of us at least once.

Sleazy · « **Reply #9 on:** October 25, 2007, 01:15:06 PM »

leaned in psyc class that emotions can change from positive to negative very easily but changing their intensity is really hard to do and takes a lot of time. if you think about it that way, it makes sense.

Peter · « **Reply #10 on:** October 25, 2007, 01:15:32 PM »

"An ex-girlfriend is the same as an okay movie. I liked it at the time, but I don't want to see it again."

skatebored · « **Reply #11 on:** October 25, 2007, 01:19:50 PM »

Quote from: Sleazy on October 25, 2007, 01:15:06 PM

leaned in psyc class that emotions can change from positive to negative very easily but changing their intensity is really hard to do and takes a lot of time. if you think about it that way, it makes sense.

good call

Sleazy · « **Reply #12 on:** October 25, 2007, 01:25:18 PM »

Quote from: Peter on October 25, 2007, 01:15:32 PM

"An ex-girlfriend is the same as an okay movie. I liked it at the time, but I don't want to see it again."

perfect analogy and the psyco cheating bitches would be like Kate & Leopold

sweets · « **Reply #13 on:** October 25, 2007, 01:25:47 PM »

I'm friends with most of my exes. One of them is one of my best friends. But, they all took some time before friendship could be achieved.

Dream Turns Into Dreamt · « **Reply #14 on:** October 25, 2007, 01:36:38 PM »

I wouldn't say I'm friends with my ex-fiancee, per se, but we do talk and it's cordial. Now that we've both moved on, her on the one hand, being married and pregnant, and me on the other hand, being alone and on the verge of therapy again, it's cool, you know?

tag_king · « **Reply #15 on:** October 25, 2007, 01:37:44 PM »

I called it quits a couple days ago out of my own paranoia, and now I have pretty much fucked myself. The days are strange, certain times I am really optimistic about my new bachelorhood, and then others I really can't even think of being with another chick. Im in the bummed out stage right now.

Sleazy · « **Reply #16 on:** October 25, 2007, 01:40:52 PM »

that shits the worst, good luck with that

stay busy

sweets · « **Reply #17 on:** October 25, 2007, 01:41:10 PM »

Quote from: Dream Turns Into Dreamt on October 25, 2007, 01:36:38 PM

I wouldn't say I'm friends with my ex-fiancee, per se, but we do talk and it's cordial. Now that we've both moved on, her on the one hand, being married and pregnant, and me on the other hand, being alone and on the verge of therapy again, it's cool, you know?

I couldn't be friends with the ex-fiance...

Sleazy · « **Reply #18 on:** October 25, 2007, 01:43:54 PM »

sw33ts are you considering friends with benefits as ex's or are you talking about monogamous serious ex's?

Venture1 · « **Reply #19 on:** October 25, 2007, 01:47:00 PM »

Quote from: skatebored on October 25, 2007, 01:12:30 PM

its crazy how you can go from being completely in love and best friends with somebody to hating their guts and never wanting to see or speak to them again within just a few days. but it happens to the best of us at least once.

I know this one all too well. I fucking hate mine, just fucked my life up.

Dream Turns Into Dreamt · « **Reply #20 on:** October 25, 2007, 01:47:44 PM »

It took a bit, that's for sure, Sweets.

I mean, it was like a divorce, minus the paperwork. We owned our house together, we had joint accounts, stock portfolio, etc. The split was amicable, so it was easier to get through all that and I certainly don't hate her. Actually, I don't think I hate any of my ex's, probably because I've never really been fucked over.

Ronald Wilson Reagan · « **Reply #21 on:** October 25, 2007, 01:50:30 PM »

My most recent ex-girlfriend, which was a while ago, was my best friend before the whole thing even started. I fell for her, and that intensity of emotions thing makes a lot of sense. She dumped me like it was nothing, and the whole time kept acting like we should remain great friends despite the fact that she was super disrespectful. I finally told her to fuck off, and she acted like it was no big deal. I knew in advance that she tends to treat her ex's like shit, and that in the end they always forgave her. I never thought it would happen to me, but when it did I acted proper. Told her she lost any chance at friendship after some sketchy shit happened and she didn't care. Since then she calls me every six months or so trying to be my friend and patch things up. I always tell her to fuck off. I'm bad at being amicable to ex's. I either hate them because I hate being rejected, or I dumped them because I was sick of them in the first place. I'm not friends with any ex's. I'm all or nothing.
Sorry about the loss room guy.

jrock · « **Reply #22 on:** October 25, 2007, 01:53:34 PM »

i think thats where i'm at

heckler · « **Reply #23 on:** October 25, 2007, 01:54:27 PM »

Quote from: Peter on October 25, 2007, 01:15:32 PM

"An ex-girlfriend is the same as an okay movie. I liked it at the time, but I don't want to see it again."

Couldn't say it any better.

Sleazy · « **Reply #24 on:** October 25, 2007, 01:57:16 PM »

being friends with your ex doesn't work for me because it destroys small talk

"so what you been up too?"

you just can't answer that question to a recent ex and you don't want to hear their answer either but it's essential to the friendship kit. so either you talk about the weather or you destroy each other feelings. why put yourself through knowing that your girl really was into that one dipshit that you can't stand and that he got a one up on you. for me it's better to just never know what happened with them.

sweets · « **Reply #25 on:** October 25, 2007, 01:57:41 PM »

Quote from: Sleazy on October 25, 2007, 01:43:54 PM

sw33ts are you considering friends with benefits as ex's or are you talking about monogamous serious ex's?

The late night friends don't even count as exes. I'm talking the monogamous long term girlfriends. Some of these friendships took years to happen post break up.

Sleazy · « **Reply #26 on:** October 25, 2007, 01:59:38 PM »

years later i could see it

i've never really been one to have girls as friends though, so maybe that's why it's easy for me to say no

do you guys really enjoy hanging out with girls? not a diss, btw, just curious

Peter · « **Reply #27 on:** October 25, 2007, 02:04:44 PM »

there's one that i enjoy hanging out with, just because some of the things she says are so dumb that it makes me laugh. I can't really be in an irratable mood though, i'd go insane.

mick swagger · « **Reply #28 on:** October 25, 2007, 02:06:27 PM »

had an g/f like 4 years ago. she went away to school and i knew something fishy was up. we broke up like a week later and i get the "im pregnant call"....then the baby came out a different color than me. word

sweets · « **Reply #29 on:** October 25, 2007, 02:07:06 PM »

Quote from: Sleazy on October 25, 2007, 01:59:38 PM

years later i could see it

i've never really been one to have girls as friends though, so maybe that's why it's easy for me to say no

do you guys really enjoy hanging out with girls? not a diss, btw, just curious

Yeah, I do. Men, eventually, make everything into a pissing contest (I'm including myself here) so I like not having to deal with that shit all the time. Sometimes, I feel like a double agent because I defenitely use what I've learned from hanging out with girls to get on their "good side". Inappropriate quotes are awesome.

Author Topic: The Ex. Girlfriend Thread (Read 19745 times)

Dream Turns Into Dreamt

Dream Turns Into Dreamt

Dream Turns Into Dreamt

jrock

mick swagger