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Re: The Ex. Girlfriend Thread
« Reply #30 on: October 25, 2007, 02:09:05 PM »
Quote from: Sleazy on October 25, 2007, 01:59:38 PM
years later i could see it

i've never really been one to have girls as friends though, so maybe that's why it's easy for me to say no

do you guys really enjoy hanging out with girls? not a diss, btw, just curious

I liked hanging out with the girl I was talking about. It actually fucked me up with other girls. NOw I think, "if sex was out of the equation, would I still be down with her?" The answer is almost always a solid "No," and my relationships always end up short and completely physical.
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Re: The Ex. Girlfriend Thread
« Reply #31 on: October 25, 2007, 02:09:26 PM »
Im pretty close, probably best friends, with one of my ex's. We dated through high school and some of  college, but ended up breaking up because shes really religious and Im not at all...which sucked because otherwise things were pretty great. We both have no hard feelings about it, just knew it wasnt going to work. Its nice to be able to stay close and be good friends.


But the girl I dated after her....total bitch, dont talk at all anymore.
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Re: The Ex. Girlfriend Thread
« Reply #32 on: October 25, 2007, 02:11:06 PM »
Quote from: Sleazy on October 25, 2007, 01:59:38 PM
years later i could see it

i've never really been one to have girls as friends though, so maybe that's why it's easy for me to say no

do you guys really enjoy hanging out with girls? not a diss, btw, just curious

I do, however, that being said, I don't have any female friends that I hang out with on a regular basis.

My ex-fiancee doesn't live near anymore, so our dealings are all through e-mail / text.
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Re: The Ex. Girlfriend Thread
« Reply #33 on: October 25, 2007, 02:15:49 PM »
I dated this girl once, and she was kinda bitchy. She'd always come to the park, and everytime I sat down to get some water, she'd always stand right in front of me, hands on hips with the most pissed off look on her face and say "THAT'S ENOUGH SKATEBOARDING, I WANT KIMMI TIME."

A week or so later, I just got so fed up with her trying so hard to get me whipped that I just called a friend of hers (who I was kinda close with) and started complaining about every single thing I hated about her. I never left out one detail. The conversation itself was going on for a good hour when she says,

"umm, peter. she's here.. and I've had speakerphone on the whole time."
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Re: The Ex. Girlfriend Thread
« Reply #34 on: October 25, 2007, 02:22:04 PM »
Quote from: Peter on October 25, 2007, 02:15:49 PM
I dated this girl once, and she was kinda bitchy. She'd always come to the park, and everytime I sat down to get some water, she'd always stand right in front of me, hands on hips with the most pissed off look on her face and say "THAT'S ENOUGH SKATEBOARDING, I WANT KIMMI TIME."

she sounds 14.
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Re: The Ex. Girlfriend Thread
« Reply #35 on: October 25, 2007, 02:24:02 PM »
that was the beginning of the end, for sure.
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Re: The Ex. Girlfriend Thread
« Reply #36 on: October 25, 2007, 02:24:19 PM »
Oh, I've broken off many a dating situation when they start complaining about skating.
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Re: The Ex. Girlfriend Thread
« Reply #37 on: October 25, 2007, 02:25:31 PM »
that was the only one i had to deal with actually. The rest of them have surprisingly been cool with skating.
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Re: The Ex. Girlfriend Thread
« Reply #38 on: October 25, 2007, 02:26:09 PM »
I dated a Kimi once! We are not allowed to see each other though unless we are both single because the same thing always happens when we bump into each other.
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Re: The Ex. Girlfriend Thread
« Reply #39 on: October 25, 2007, 02:27:10 PM »
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Re: The Ex. Girlfriend Thread
« Reply #40 on: October 25, 2007, 02:28:20 PM »
hahaha
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Re: The Ex. Girlfriend Thread
« Reply #41 on: October 25, 2007, 02:28:33 PM »
Quote from: Dream Turns Into Dreamt on October 25, 2007, 02:27:10 PM
Quote from: MexicanSpaniard on October 25, 2007, 02:26:09 PM
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we bump into each other.
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gnar'd for figuring out exactly what happens every time.
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Re: The Ex. Girlfriend Thread
« Reply #42 on: October 25, 2007, 02:31:51 PM »
Cheers, Spaniard.   :D
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Re: The Ex. Girlfriend Thread
« Reply #43 on: October 25, 2007, 02:33:43 PM »
Quote from: Peter on October 25, 2007, 02:15:49 PM
I dated this girl once, and she was kinda bitchy. She'd always come to the park, and everytime I sat down to get some water, she'd always stand right in front of me, hands on hips with the most pissed off look on her face and say "THAT'S ENOUGH SKATEBOARDING, I WANT KIMMI TIME."

A week or so later, I just got so fed up with her trying so hard to get me whipped that I just called a friend of hers (who I was kinda close with) and started complaining about every single thing I hated about her. I never left out one detail. The conversation itself was going on for a good hour when she says,

"umm, peter. she's here.. and I've had speakerphone on the whole time."

That's fucking heroic, I'd gnar you if I could.
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Re: The Ex. Girlfriend Thread
« Reply #44 on: October 25, 2007, 02:35:35 PM »
blahh i feel like chick. after talking things out were now on a break, although i know its over. sad part is to get into her pants i had to stop hanging out with my old buds because they hated her and i "fell in love", and now all i got is my skateboard, and my balls. time to do some soul skating  ::)
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Re: The Ex. Girlfriend Thread
« Reply #45 on: October 25, 2007, 02:39:28 PM »
I'm sure your friends would understand.
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Re: The Ex. Girlfriend Thread
« Reply #46 on: October 25, 2007, 02:40:30 PM »
Quote from: SW33TS on October 25, 2007, 02:24:19 PM
Oh, I've broken off many a dating situation when they start complaining about skating.

Yep. Its awesome too. I've had girls say, "So you like your stupid skateboard more than me?"
The answer, in that case is "Yes."
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Re: The Ex. Girlfriend Thread
« Reply #47 on: October 25, 2007, 02:42:44 PM »
I hate Ex's. I wished they all died after seeing me. I hate when they try to hang out in the same spots as you too. Fucking their friends helps that one though.
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Re: The Ex. Girlfriend Thread
« Reply #48 on: October 25, 2007, 02:53:14 PM »
Quote from: shutupbitch on October 25, 2007, 02:42:44 PM
I hate when they try to hang out in the same spots as you too.

ugggggg the whole who do I hang with still, why are they here, can I still talk to both still scenario when your friends break up can suck pretty royally too.
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Re: The Ex. Girlfriend Thread
« Reply #49 on: October 25, 2007, 02:56:32 PM »
Quote from: MexicanSpaniard on October 25, 2007, 02:53:14 PM
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I hate when they try to hang out in the same spots as you too.
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ugggggg the whole who do I hang with still, why are they here, can I still talk to both still scenario when your friends break up can suck pretty royally too.

As Rodman would say, "I'm just a rebounder".
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Re: The Ex. Girlfriend Thread
« Reply #50 on: October 25, 2007, 03:26:47 PM »
Man this topic is just to gnarly to want to even begin to get into, relationships are always going to be the happiest things in your lives filled with "i love you's and i'll never leave"

Until the day it happens and it fucking sucks ass for the  next 6-9 alcohol soaked months of depression and missery that follow until it happens again.

But every relationship i've been in has lasted longer than 2.5 years so i guess i'm some sort of sponge for happiness followed by intense misery and heavy drinking

Seeing an ex is basically like getting stabbed in the hart if it's not past the 5 year mark

I'm not going in here again hahaha

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Re: The Ex. Girlfriend Thread
« Reply #51 on: October 25, 2007, 05:57:03 PM »
question...why the fuck would you want to be friends with any girl?
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Re: The Ex. Girlfriend Thread
« Reply #52 on: October 25, 2007, 06:00:48 PM »
Me and my lady ended our time monday.
It was a mutual thing thankfully.
We just were'nt into each other anymore.
I'm bummed... but thats life.
December would have made 2 years for us.
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Re: The Ex. Girlfriend Thread
« Reply #53 on: October 25, 2007, 06:08:11 PM »
Quote from: Room Guy on October 25, 2007, 02:35:35 PM
blahh i feel like chick. after talking things out were now on a break, although i know its over. sad part is to get into her pants i had to stop hanging out with my old buds because they hated her and i "fell in love", and now all i got is my skateboard, and my balls. time to do some soul skating  ::)
your friends will still be there.
call them up, apologize for being blinded by your overflowing balls, and things should be fine.
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Re: The Ex. Girlfriend Thread
« Reply #54 on: October 25, 2007, 07:57:04 PM »
My ex goes to school in this area north of toronto called Barrie. The school there is for the lowest of lowbrows. The thing that is bugging me the most right now, are these damn teen comedy-esque scenerios I am playing out in my head all day. The biggest cunt I could ever picture slipping off his birken stocks, tossing his over curved white hat off giving her the raunchiest kiss and them laughing about me. Like I wish I were kidding. If things don't work out I could be soured on this whole long term shit for a good while.
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Re: The Ex. Girlfriend Thread
« Reply #55 on: October 25, 2007, 08:19:27 PM »
i went out with this girl about five years ago and when she broke up with me it fucked me up pretty hard for a while. after that we became really good friends and i had other girlfriends and everything was okay and cool.  she moved and i stopped talking to her and whatever happened.  i didn't see her for almost two years up until recently and i just realized this morning that i might be in love with her.  i don't know what to do.
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Re: The Ex. Girlfriend Thread
« Reply #56 on: October 25, 2007, 08:45:18 PM »
Quote from: the king of r&b on October 25, 2007, 08:19:27 PM
i went out with this girl about five years ago and when she broke up with me it fucked me up pretty hard for a while. after that we became really good friends and i had other girlfriends and everything was okay and cool.  she moved and i stopped talking to her and whatever happened.  i didn't see her for almost two years up until recently and i just realized this morning that i might be in love with her.  i don't know what to do.
see what she thinks about the whole thing...if shes not 100% into it....
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Zf0ZyoUn7Vk
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Re: The Ex. Girlfriend Thread
« Reply #57 on: October 25, 2007, 09:21:40 PM »
i thought this thread would be all about pictures....
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Re: The Ex. Girlfriend Thread
« Reply #58 on: October 25, 2007, 09:34:42 PM »
Quote from: k-nutz on October 25, 2007, 09:21:40 PM
i thought this thread would be all about pictures....
there are some pretty good porn sites with the ex-gf theme.
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Re: The Ex. Girlfriend Thread
« Reply #59 on: October 25, 2007, 10:02:04 PM »
I recently moved to a different city an hour and a half away from where I used to live solely to spite an ex.
We're going to a concert together next soon and talk for about an hour almost everyday.
I don't know what happened...
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